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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Sept 19, 2012 18:43:15 GMT -5
Hi guys, First wanted to say sorry for not posting or voting in the past few weeks. A couple of you know I've had some serious personal problems and I've had to take some time out to get my head together. I will be back (with a devious plan in mind) soon, but for now, I'm just giving things a rest here, but I will be back with a lot more commitment than I have before. Hope all is going as well as it can be for you.
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Jonathan Michaels
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Sept 20, 2012 1:54:51 GMT -5
While we wait for NiteRaw, kids, how's about a highlight from last year's go home show? Plus, I just kinda wanted to post it again ;D Here's a little something to remind everyone of some of our greatest moments. Or at least mine. Qa The arena fades to black and static appears on the CrapTron, then an old video plays.
A man sits on a lawn chair at the edge of the roof of the WWCF arena, smoking a cigarette.
He notices the camera, flicks the cigarette away and stands to address the camera.
Oh, hello, allow me to introduce myself, my name is Jonathan Michaels, for the last eight years, I have been a Professional Hollywood stuntman, but now I'm here to show everybody I'm better than those pampered movie stars.
Now, I've heard certain wrestlers degrade their contemporaries as "Glorified Stuntmen" and it is my goal to make those people eat those words.
I have trained with the best, and I am confident that it's only a matter of time before I become your champion.
And tonight is the first step on that path, as I take out that arrogant, sandwich hating KGX and make a name for myself.
Because I'm Jonathan Michaels, and I'm fearless.
Michaels holds his arms out and falls backwards off the roof.
The cameraman rushes over to look over the edge to see Michaels has landed safely on a crash pad.
AND CUT
The video fades to static again and another video appears.
"Original Prankster" by the Offspring plays as we see clips of Jonathan Michaels -
Lighting a cigarette off his flaming arm
Getting thrown through a plate glass window of an Irish pub
Participating in team building exercises with KGX, TTS and Viva
Static on the Tron again, then . . .
EMW climbs to the top rope.
What is wordlifeecw thinking here- MOONSAULT!!!! EMW WITH A MOONSAULT!!!!
HE DROVE LA PARKA RIGHT THROUGH THE LEGO TABLE!!!! THERE ARE LEGOS EVERYWHERE!!!!
La Parka is out, and EMW is hurting on the outside. Inside the ring, Headbanger Man sets The General up for the Double Bass DDT, but there’s suddenly an explosion of pyro! The blast knocks both the General and Headbanger Man to the mat.
WHAT THE HELL?!!
EMW may have just saved his title there, Jess!
EMW slowly tries to get back in the ring, but Jonathan Michaels suddenly comes off the top rope with an elbow drop on The General! COVER!!! 1! 2! 3!
Here is your winner, and NEW WWCF Hardcore Champion, JONATHAN MICHAELS!!!!
Static . . .
Michaels grabs Brawler by the ankles and pushes him slowly out of the ring until his head is just above the water.
Brawler comes to and sees the water, Michaels lowers Brawler's head into the water for a second and pulls him quickly back out.
The microphone picks up Michael's taunts.
Do you give up, or do you want to go in again?
Do your worst, I ain't scared of you!
Michaels lowers Brawler in again, we see bubbles and after about four seconds Brawler taps on the water.
Jonathan pulls him back out and we can see a piranha still clinging to Brawler's ear and a couple of jellyfish stings on his face.
Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner, and STILL Hardcore Champion, Jonathan Michaels!
The referees check on Brawler as Michaels raises the tack chair in victory.
Static . . .
M pulls Michaels up by the hair and sets up for the Journey to Hell, but as he spins around, Jonathan starts punching M in the head, M loses his balance and the two men fall down to the bottom tier, which gives way upon impact causing two of the chains to break and bringing the two men to the ground.
Tim Hoss - GOOD LORD!!! I think they might be dead!
Jesse King - We need medics out here now!
Evil M and Jonathan lay on the floor outside the ring, unmoving, Sara runs over to check on Jonathan, who starts to stir.
Tim Hoss - And Michaels is moving, but he can't feel too good right now.
Jesse King - I think Jonathan landed on Evil M.
Sara brings Jonathan to his feet and encourages him to go back up, Jonathan slowly makes his way to the scaffolding and drags himself up to the high end, and starts climbing to the second tier.
Evil M finally recovers and gets to his feet, Sara tries to block his path, but M roughly shoves her aside.
Tim Hoss - It's a race, now, but Michaels has the lead.
Evil M reaches the second level just as Michaels gets to the top level, Jonathan struggles to pull himselp up the rope as Evil M climbs up to the top level.
Jonathan is halfway up as M starts climbing after him, Evil M catches up and grabs Jonathan's leg, but Jonathan pulls free and kicks M in the face until he drops off the rope and falls to the second level, landing on the barbed wire racket.
Now unencumbered, Michaels pulls himself the rest of the way up and grabs the belt, the ref calls for the bell.
Muffer - Ladies and Genmtlemen, here is your winner, and STILL WWCF Hardcore Champion, Jonathan Michaels!
Static . . .
*Michaels approaches Drakin, who suddenly lunges for Michaels, kicking him in the gut, making him bend over.*
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Uh-oh, here it comes!
*Seth Drakin uses The Tale's End on Michaels.*
Gorilla Tim Hoss: No!
Jesse King: Yes!
*Seth Drakin rolls Michaels over and heads for the ropes as BRB heads over to Michaels and sticks the mic in his face.*
Boiler Room Brawler: Michaels, what do you say?
Jonathan Michaels: ... ... ...
Boiler Room Brawler: Do you quit?
Jonathan Michaels: ... ... Nnn...
Boiler Room Brawler: Ooh, not good, Michaels-
Jonathan Michaels: Drakin!... You... Coulda pinned me there... But you cannot make me quit!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Yes!
Jesse King: No!
*Drakin seems to be pulling hairs and looks around to assess the situation when he sees it: Boiler Room Brawler's trusty pipe wrench, and he heads for it.*
Jesse King: Drakin, you can't do it! You were doing so well without weapons!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: But he's using them agains the longest reigning Hardcore Champion in our company's history, King. Michaels is one tough son of a bitch!
*Drakin grabs it and looks at BRB, who nods and gives him berth to use it on Michaels, even kinda smiling.
Michaels starts to recover, leaning against the ropes.
Drakin takes an upward swing at Michaels but he misses, the pipe wrench bouncing off of the rope and he loses his balance and falls over.
Michaels sees his opportunity and locks in The Key Grip and the crowd goes wild as Drakin wildly flails about.*
Gorilla Tim Hoss: The Key Grip, Jesse! The Key Grip!
Jesse King: No!
*Drakin continues flailing about as Jonathan twists Drakin's ankle even harder and BRB sticks his mic to Drakin.*
Boiler Room Brawler: Whaddaya say, Drakin?
Seth Drakin: Yes! I quit! I quit! Goddamn you I quit!
*Boiler Room Brawler calls the bell.*
Gorilla Tim Hoss: By God, King! Michaels did it! He has saved the Hardcore Championship!
Jesse King: But... but...
*DOA*
*BRB props up Jonathan Michaels.*
Michael Muffer: Here is your winner: Jonathan... Michaels!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Amazing match, King! Jonathan Michaels has finally, definitively defended the Hardcore Championship in the World Wrestlecrap Federation!
Static . . .
Jazzman pulls Michaels to the middle of the ring and applies a Boston Crab, Michaels looks to be unconscious, The referee raises his arm and it hits the mat, he raises it a second time and it hits the mat again, He raises it one last time, but Michaels' arm holds in the air, Michaels tries to reach for Jazzman's leg, but is in too awkward a position to do so, Michaels tries to drag himself to the rope, but Jazzman pulls him away.
Michaels tries again to reach for Jazzman's leg and grabs hold of his ankle, Jonathan tries to pull Jazzman's leg from under him, but Jazzman releases the hold and pulls Michaels off the mat.
Jazzman whips Michaels into the ropes, then tries a Yakuza Kick, but Michaels instead ducks and drives his shoulder into Jazzman's knee, bringing Jazzman down to the mat, Michaels grabs Jazzman's foot and applies the Key Grip, wrapping his legs around Jazzman to hold him in place.
Jazzman desperately grabs for the ropes, but Michaels has a solid grip on him and Jazzman has trouble pulling Michaels towards the ropes, Jazzman slowly makes progress towards the edge of the ring, but the strain is exhausting him, and he finally taps, the ref calls for the bell.
MM - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner and the NEW Champion Of Honor, Jonathan Michaels!
Jonathan struggles to his feet and accepts the belf from the referee, Sara runs out to the ring to help an exhausted Michaels to the back.
Hoss - And there we have it Jess! Jonathan Michaels is the Champion of Honor!
Static. . .
Tyfo instructs The Sam to climb up to the top rope. The Sam slowly makes his way up there but as he reaches the top Cageking rolls off the table and pushes Tyfo into The Sam, crotching The Sam on the top rope. Cageking clotheslines Tyfo to the outside. Cageking climbs up the ropes and holds The Sam over his shoulders and delivers a Super Flashing Lights from the top rope through a table. Cageking goes for the pin. 1 2 3
Michael Muffer - The winner of this match. And still WWCF Inter-forum Champion. CAGEKING!!!
*DOA*
Jonathan Michaels runs to the ring, flings Sam outside and tackles Cageking.
Jonathan pummels a weakened Cageking repeatedly, he grabs Cageking by the hair and pulls him to his feet.
Cageking is barely able to stand, he seems to be out on his feet, Jonathan hits the Fade to Black.
Jonathan covers Cageking and screams at the referee to count.
1
2
3
Muffer - Um, Ladies and Gentlemen, the winner of the Match and new Inter-Forum Champion, Jonathan Michaels.
The referee hands the belt to Michaels as the crowd boos, Jonathan immediately leaves the ring and heads to the back, ignoring everyone.
Static . . .
*Blood taps Stone on the shoulder. Stone reacts by dropping JoNo and bashing Blood with his elbow. Fully turned around, Stone is surprised to see that he accidentally hit Blood, and the two start arguing again.*
Not this again! Finish Michaels, then argue over who did the better job!
I think that Johnny Stone thought that Ryan Blood was Boiler Room Brawler. He shouldn't have had his back to both men.
*As Blood and Stone argue, JoNo gets a surge of energy that carries him to BRB, where he makes the tag.*
Jonathan Michaels with the tag!
*Blood and Stone see BRB heading for them, but it's too late, as BRB cross body splashes both of them to the mat.*
It can't end like this!
*All three men return to their feet. BRB chops Blood in the arm but is met with a punch from Stone. BRB delivers a front kick to Stone's midsection, bending him over.*
BRB going for the Boiling Point!
*BRB gets the rear waistlock on Stone, but Blood attempts a dropkick on BRB...*
But here comes Ryan Blood with the save.
*BRB sidesteps it, leaving Blood on his back. BRB then resumes his waistlock on Stone, steps over the arms, and brings Stone down on top of Blood.*
A double Boiling Point from BRB! That's over five hundred pounds of pressure on Ryan Blood!
No way!
*BRB rolls Stone off of Blood and goes for the pin. Referee Kwon counts one...*
If they kick out...
*He counts two...*
I'll be amazed at this point!
*Kwon counts three!*
*Mashup of "Rigorous Vengeance" by Municipal Waste and "DOA" by Foo Fighters*
BRB and JoNo did it! They did it!
*JoNo crosses the ropes and helps an exhausted BRB to his feet as Kwon hands them the WWCF Tag Team belts.*
Here are your winners as a result of a pinfall and your new WWCF Tag Team Champions: Boiler Room Brawler and Jonathan... Michaels!
Static . . .
M goes under the ring and pulls out a “STOP” sign. M raises up the sign, then notices that Jono is still down. M laughs, then reaches down to pull him up-LOW BLOW!!!
WHAT?! Brilliant move! Jono suckered M in and caught him off guard!
M falls to his knees and Jono nails him with some punches! Jono back on his feet and he quickly runs to opposite side of the ring. As M tries to pull himself up, Jono pulls out a ladder. As he sets it up, M is able to get over and club him from behind! He grabs him by the throat, but Jono kicks him off and starts climbing the cage! M tries to follow, only to be kicked back!
“JONO!! JONO!! JONO!! JONO!!”
The crowd firmly behind Jono here…
M grabs the ladder, pulls it closer to the cage and starts climbing!
There ya go, M! Climb! CLIMB!!
M reaches the top of the ladder and leans over to grab onto the ca-FADE TO BLACK!!! M is knocked off the ladder…
AND GOES RIGHT THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!
OH MY GOD!!!
“HOLY s***!!! HOLY s***!!! HOLY s***!!!”
GET A REFEREE DOWN HERE!!!
NOW!!!
Will Alphonzo runs back down and quickly checks on M, then begins counting!
1!
2!
3!
4!
5!
6!
7!
8!
9!
10!
M still doesn’t move as Alphonzo calls for the bell!
Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the match…
JONATHAN MICHAELS!!!
Ubelievable… After everything Evil M dished out, Michaels still found away to win this thing…
Jono celebrates as Sara runs down. The two embrace as the crowd cheers.
The screen freezes on this image, the lights come back on in the arena and Jonathan Michaels is sitting on a beach chair in the middle of the ring, eating nachos, he sets them down and grabs a mic.
Wow.
Did you see all that?
First of all . . .
Jonathan stands up and pulls out a pack of cigarettes, he takes one out and lights it.
He takes one puff and starts coughing violently, he flings it away.
Now I remember why I quit.
But damn, that was a hell of a reel, those were some good times back in the day.
And there's a lot of things that didn't make the reel, but you'll notice I did have the guts to show everything.
I don't shy away from what I did to CageKing, I did what I had to do, it was the right decision at the time and I made damn sure CageKing got his rematch.
And let's be honest, Brawler did most of the work winning the Tag titles, you all saw that.
So, what exactly was the point of all this?
I needed to remind everyone just who the hell I am, most of all myself.
I've spent my career fighting as hard as I could, but the last year has taken it's toll on me.
I'm not going to stand here and whine about all that I've been through, but the last couple of weeks one moment has been running through my head more than any other.
Roll it.
Static . . .
"Let's Go Michaels!" "Dynasty!"
Jackson picks Michaels up and quickly lays him out with the High Attitude! Jackson goes for the pin.
1!
Jesse King: This is it, no way he can survive this one...
2!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Thanks for coming...
...
MICHAELS KICKS OUT AGAIN! Jackson cannot believe it, he's horrified!
Jackson goes to pick Michaels up, but Michaels locks in the Key Grip!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: THE KEY GRIP!
Jesse King: How much more can Jackson take?
Michaels wrenches the hold on top, but Jackson refuses to tap. Michaels drags Jackson to the middle of the ring and immediately grapvines the hold... Jackson is in tears, refusing to give up... Michaels quickly lets go however.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: What is he doing?
Jesse King: He had the match won!
Michaels stands over Jackson, taunting him to get up. Abusing him, commanding him to get to his feet. Jackson tries to pull himself up, but his leg can't seem to support his weight at this time. Michaels gets fed up and picks Jackson up, however Jackson can't seem to take the weight of his own body so he flops down, Michaels catches him and holds him up. The two stare down. The crowd are on their feet.
"LET'S GO MICHAELS!" "DYNASTY!"
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Can you feel the electricity?
Jesse King: This is what GookerMania is all about!
Jonathan Michaels, looks right in Jackson's eyes and yells "And, CUT!", he pushes Jackson free and goes for the Fade to Black, but Jackson ducks underneath it! He ducks behind Michaels and locks in the Anxiety Adjustment!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: My god!
Jackson stands in the middle of the ring, wrenching on the move as much as he can, this time it's him begging Michaels to tap. Michaels is screaming out in pain as he tries to fight the hold.
Jesse King: has Jackson done enough damage to Michaels back? Could this be it?
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Could this be the next chapter of the Era of Attitude?
Jackson continues to wrench down hard on the move, but it seems that Michaels refuses to tap out. Michaels flailing is getting more and more frantic, but he still refuses to let go... Jackson starts to realise this and drops down hitting the High Attitude!
Jackson yells out in agony after the pain he just put himself through, landing on his bad knee when executing the move, but he still holds on tight to Michaels. Continuing to wrench the move on... but Michaels still refuses to tap out.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Just tap Jon, think of your future!
Jesse King: This means too much to him!
Jackson struggles to his feet one last time, after a great deal of hesitation, he screams "DAMN RIGHT!" and drops down with one last High Attitude, both mean scream in agony, and Jackson falls ontop Michaels and Lloyd McFloyd counts the pin...
1...
2...
3!!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: THAT'S IT!
Jesse King: MERCIFULLY... IT'S OVER!
I Made It (Cash Money Heroes) - Kevin Rudolf feat. Birdman, Jay Sean and Lil' Wayne
The referee runs out of the ring, grabs the title and rolls back into the ring, he helps both men up and hands the title to Jackson.
Michael Muffer: Ladies and Gentlemen, the winner of the match... AND STILL WORLD WRESTLECRAP FEDERATION HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION... "DAMN RIGHT" JACKSON!
Jackson falls back down to his knees, clutching the title tight, in tears of joy, as the crowd break out into an "ATTITUDE!" chant.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: It was a main event to behold... both men gave it all they had in them to fight for the greatest prize in this business. Jonathan Michaels put up a performance worhty of the Hall of Fame. A performance of a man I'd would be honored to called Champion... however it was a night for The Black Dynasty...
Jackson helps Jonathan Michaels up, the two men stare down and eventually share a long embrace, the two men clearly saying "Thank you". Michaels holds Jackson arm up high, before leaving the ring, giving him his moment.
The screen fades out again.
I just couldn't get it done.
That night, I was at my best, but it wasn't meant to be.
I've had a lot to distract me the last year, so I haven't been able to dwell on it, but I look at what has happened in my life and I can't stop thinking about it all.
Sara and I are man and wife, together at last, I've defeated Evil M one last time and put an end to our rivalry, I have my partner, Boiler Room Brawler, watching my back as a true friend does.
And by the way, BRB, glad you forgave me for the pirahnas.
Yeah when you look at it, I have just about everything I could want.
Almost.
There's that one thing nagging at me, gnawing at me, eating away at me, and that's the WWCF Championship.
I mean, do I really need to win the title?
Yes, yes I do, I don't know if I'll be able to sleep at night until I win that title, I've just got that voice in the back of my head and it's not going to shut up until I finally win the big one.
At GookerMania, Seth, Whitey, I'm going to give you the fight of your lives, I'm not going to stop until I get that title, because if I win the title, my journey will finally have a happy ending.
the thing of it is, I honestly believe that the biggest obstacle in my way isn't Seth Drakin, it isn't Whitey Fats.
It's Jonathan Michaels.
Suddenly the lights go out and after a couple seconds the titantron lights up. It showcases another riot, people fighting in the streets of a ransacked city. The camera pans up and it shows the name of the city to be WWCF. Suddenly a voice begins speaking.
This place is a battlefield. This place is the warzone. Here is where the Day of Reckoning will occur. The Day of Reckoning which threatens to erase our very existence.
The scenes continue to get more and more graphic as suddenly fedoras start raining down from the sky. As each one lands on a rioter, they suddenly cease to move and just look up and smile. Eventually everyone is not moving and just laughing and smiling. The camera suddenly cuts out and text is displayed on the titantron.
The balance of WWCF will be restored. It's not rocket science, it's elementary. ~HD
Jess, I think I just figured out who is returning. If I'm right the WWCF is about to get shaken up quite a bit.
Tim I think I know who you are talking about, and believe me, I'm just as excited as you are!
The crowd finally understands what the last two weeks have meant and a cheer begins to roar throughout, threatening to deafen the entire audience. The lights come back on with an elaborate pyro, shooting fireworks everywhere in the building.
The last explosion is large before "Cry for Help" by Shinedown plays. Aaron Enigma burst down the entrance ramp before looking around the crowd and smiling brightly. He revels in the excitement before looking to what is a very shocked Jonathan Michaels in the ring. He points at him before walking towards the ring, making sure to high five and hug fans along the way.
There he is, Gorilla! The Head Detective, Aaron Enigma, has FINALLY returned after almost 17 months of hiding!
I wonder why he would pick right now to return? Anyways, it's good to have him back. WWCF needed it's resident detective for a long time now.
The crowd starts a very loud cheer of "WELCOME BACK" as Aaron moved to the announce table, shaking both Jesse and Tim's hands. He goes up and shakes Michael Muffer's hand as well before grabbing a mic and getting in the ring. He looks around, smiling brighter than even before. He looks at Michaels and begins to speak.
I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaack! Yes, Aaron Enigma, your head detective, has returned to WWCF. It's been a long 16+ months, let me explain a few things. First off, I need to once again apologize to all of you fans and everyone in WWCF. I let all of you down losing my title to Viva and I know why that is. The Heavyweight title, it changes you the first time you win it. It really does. You have a little strut in your step, your arrogance grows a little, knowing you are the best. That happened to me and Viva took advantage of my false sense of security. We all make mistakes right? I'm human just as much as all of you.
So when I lost that match, I vowed to all of you that I would return, and here I stand before all of you fans in WWCF. I'm and rejuvenated, revitalized, and ready to make an impact where no one else can. Now originally, I was planning to make my return after Gookermania, I'll be honest it was this great elaborate plan with riddles and clues and whatnot. It was gonna be AWESOME! However, circumstances beyond my control just fell into place and tonight seemed like a good time to return.
However now that I am back, I can assure you things will be shaken up around here. I told you balance will be restored, the war is here, the Day of Reckoning. It will happen, I guarantee it. WWCF will NEVER be the same again. However, I'm not only out here to promote my return, I have returned to help a friend.
Aaron turns and looks right at Jonathan Michaels
JoMo, you and I had a growing friendship before I left. I never forgot that. Now I am backstage obviously hiding from everyone so nobody knew I was back, but I couldn't help but interrupt your little story here. You talk a lot about what your biggest obstacle is. You believe it is you, which is a valid point. However there are much more obstacles in your way besides doubting yourself. You can't do that in your business. You think I won the title by doubting myself? Man HELL no! I won against Jazzman because I had confidence running through me, which to this day I still do. There's not a man on this roster I wouldn't get in the ring and fight. It doesn't matter how popular they are, how new they are, I'll take on anyone at anytime, and I'll make sure to bring that fight to the next level.
So what is different for you? Why do you doubt yourself heading into this match? Is it because of your opponents? I mean let's be serious. The Archangel and "Handsome" Whitey Fats. Sounds like two people you'd crush in an instant if you ask me. I know Seth very well. I've fought him multiple times. Yeah he's beaten me, but it's not like I didn't learn immensely from the losses. You need to look back at your failures, reflect on them, don't dwell on the failure, think about what you can learn from that fight, Jonathan. Next week at Gookermania. All the lights will be on you again. Are you gonna step up to the plate and throw down, or are you gonna strike out like so many have before you?
Aaron stops talking and looks directly at Jonathan, waiting for response.
Jonathan looks at the crowd, seemingly deep in thought, he then turns back to Aaron.
You're damn right I am.
Dude, I haven't seen you in a long time, but I'll be damned if you don't still know exactly what to say to me.
I mean, I remember when you won the WWCF title, The Equalizers were on top of this business, we were tight, man, and I was so proud of you when you won that title, hell, the only reason I didn't come out and celebrate with you was because I was exhausted after I had just made Seth Drakin tap like a little bitch.
And I remember what we talked about later that night, you looked me right in the eye and you told me it was just a matter of time before I became the champion as well.
We talked about the fact that you were going to defend the title with honor and how we were going to neutralize the rampant gang mentality around here.
But now, look at this place, Aaron, look at what the Pantheon and Whitey Inc. have done to this place, they've run roughshod over this company for almost a year, they turned Drakin into even more of a psychotic than he was.
But when you came out here, something clicked in my head, I know why I so desperately need to win the title, it's not just about me and my happy ending, it's about giving this whole damned federation a happy ending to this past year, this company needs a champion it can believe in, not some rich jackass who thinks he can buy success, not sone deranged nutjob who's become what he hates.
This company needs a champion with integrity, a champion they can respect.
That's why I'm going to win at GookerMania, that's why I'm going to be the next WWCF Champion.
And that's why I need you, Aaron.
Brawler's already busy in the Money in the Bank or Botch match, but I need someone in my corner, someone who can make sure Whitey Inc. minds it's own business, someone who can make sure none of the Pantheon gets to Seth before I do.
I need someone to make all things equal.
Will you join me at GookerMania?
Aaron looks at Jonathan like he asked a really stupid question before speaking.
JoMo, I was at home training for 16 months. I watched this place turn into what it is today. Like I've said before, it's time we bring some balance back to WWCF, or dare I say, equalize. It's time to close the book, and the only way to write the final chapter on this year, is for you to become WWCF Heavyweight Champion. It is time for you to ascend to the top of the business as you so rightfully deserve.
Aaron turns and looks at the camera.
Whitey, Seth, I hope you two are ready for the fight of your lives at Gookermania. I'm going to be in the corner of Jonathan Michaels and if anybody wants to try and interfere, let's just say the fans are screaming to see a Brilliant Deduction. I don't care about Whitey Inc., the Pantheon, nothing will stop this match from happening. Anyone is welcome to come down and try, I hope you like stretchers though, since you'll be leaving the building with the help of one after I'm done with you. Be warned, WWCF. The Head Detective is back on the case. I've gathered all the clues, and every one of them points to one outcome, the solution you might say. The next WWCF Heavyweight champion...
Aaron raises Jonathan Michaels' arm before finishing.
...Jonathan Michaels! It's not rocket science, it's elementary.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Sept 20, 2012 15:44:21 GMT -5
Methinks I will post the complete show tomorrow night. Gonna be light on matches though...
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Post by Jazzman on Sept 20, 2012 17:23:10 GMT -5
BRB, expect a promo from me then tonight or tomorrow afternoon... I need to take some time to give it the care it needs.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Sept 20, 2012 19:35:14 GMT -5
If there's any matches that still need someone to write them I can take a crack at it. I can even throw in commentary as well.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Sept 20, 2012 22:46:18 GMT -5
By my last check, the following matches have not been claimed. If they have been, inform me ASAP: TV Championship Jeremy Dupoe vs Jack Cain Ryan Bergman vs Seth Drakin World Heavyweight Championship
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Sept 20, 2012 22:51:42 GMT -5
I'll take a shot at the ladder match. That should be a fun one to write. That's, of course, if somebody else hasn't already claimed it.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Sept 20, 2012 22:56:57 GMT -5
Also, I decided that I will start rewarding points for participating in the Promo Thread in the following ways: 1pt if you write one promo for the promo thread for the week. +1pt if you write multiple promos in the week. This will not be cumulative; it means that you wrote 2+ promos within a week in the Promo thread. It will be a reward for participation, but not for spamming. On a similar note, I expect these promos to be meaningful; to have substance. If they read like tweets or touts they won't count.
Rewarding such activity requires monitoring such activities. I am but one man, so I enlisted the help of none other than Gus Richlen to monitor weekly Promo Thread activity for me with weekly reports. I will begin this the week following Gookermania V.
And speaking of "the week after," I declare that we will take one week off following Gookermania V, Night of the Wrestling Zombies, and WrestleCrApocalypse. If it works out, then that will be SOP following every supercard. Until then, here's to the go-home Niteraw, and let's bring our A games to make this the best Gookermania yet.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Sept 21, 2012 15:53:19 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,300]NITERAW[/shadow] TH: And at the top of the show, it looks like we’ll be joined by none other than our esteemed Majority Shareholder, Boiler Room Brawler.[glow=red,2,300]THE BOILER ROOM[/glow] MM: Ladies and gentlemen of the FAWA Galaxy, would you please stand for your FAWA Majority Shareholder: Boiler... Room... Brawler!*Boiler Room Brawler walks down the ramp to the ring with Jackson Carter following him along the way…* TH: A couple of weeks back, Boiler Room Brawler played host to FAN Forum celebrity Demented, who proceeded to fool around with BRB as he is wont to do.JK: As he is what to do? TH: Joybuzzer, King. JK: Right. And BRB swore that he would get Demented back- why do I have a feeling that BRB is just gonna say the same stuff we are? *BRB and DR enter the ring. BRB has a mic in hand...* BRB: Welcome FAWA Galaxy to another exciting edition of the Boiler Room! Where all the hottest FAWA stars and angles only gets hotter! With your host: me, BRB! And standing with me is my personal enforcer: Damn! Right! Jackson!
I’m feeling a whole lot better tonight than the past couple of weeks. As you all remember, I played host to FAN Forum celebrity Demented, who proceeded to fool around with me, BRB, as he is wont to do.
I swore I would get him back for this and tonight it will be made official. Come on out you loon and sign your fate!*Demented walks out to the ring while BRB and Jackson wait…* BRB: So, Demented… Looks like the joke is on you right now, isn’t it? You had your fun a few weeks ago, but now the boot is on the other foot and that foot is me, BRB! Demented: Where’s the comic?BRB: Jackson; the comic. *Jackson pulls out a copy of Mad Love.* BRB: It’s right there, Demented. I have connections. I have resources. And because of them, I have your comic, and if I remember correctly, that also means I have Harley, and she seems like a girl I could have some fun with.
As for you, Demented, I have something else for you. Jackson, the contract. *Jackson pulls out a clipboard, pen, and contract.* BRB: Sign this, Demented. Sign this and accept my Gookermania challenge. If you can beat me, BRB, in the squared circle on the biggest stage of them all, you will get your stinking comic book back and the lady that comes with it.
Don’t sign it, and, well, my personal enforcer here can rip a phone book in half. How well do you think your comic, and your woman, will fare?
Sign it. *BRB hands the contract over to Demented, who looks around the arena…* JK: You’re getting your just desserts, Demented. You can’t be so reckless around just anybody, and now the FAWA Majority Shareholder has called you out on it. TH: Demented looks to be not much more than a lightweight. If he takes on BRB he will be crushed! And BRB still has Jackson Carter as his personal enforcer. BRB: Sign it you little man! I even made it a No Disqualification match to sweeten the deal. I know you don’t stand a chance without that stipulation. Sign it! *Demented looks around again and…* JK: Stop beating around the bush. Put up or shut up, Demented! *Demented takes the pen and stabs himself repeatedly in the forehead, shocking even BRB.* TH: Bah gawd! Demented has gone bananas! JK: It’s in the name, Hoss, but geez! TH: What in the hell is he doing? *Demented takes the blood-soaked pen and signs the contract.* TH: Demented just signed the contract in his own blood! JK: I still don’t think he stands a chance. BRB: Accepted. I’ll see you at Gookermania V, Demented. Now get the hell out of my- this company’s ring. You have training to do! *Demented leaves the ring, maniacally cackling along the way with blood pouring down his face…* TH: This can’t possibly be good. JK: It should be an entertaining few minutes of our time. BRB: And just like that, I have my match, because I’m a man who gets results. That’s all for the Boiler Room, FAWA fans. I’m Boiler Room Brawler and I’m outta here. Come Jackson. TH: Niteraw is off to a surprisingly gruesome start, and it has much more to come, so stay tuned!
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Sept 21, 2012 15:53:55 GMT -5
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Sept 21, 2012 15:54:14 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,300]NITERAW[/shadow] MM: The following contest is a Number One Contender's Match for the FAWA Television Championship and is scheduled for one fall!*A hole gets punched open on the stage and Mario Nett crawls out as "Blood Red Sandman" kicks in.* MM: Introducing first, from Parts Unknown Sanitarium cell#109, weighing in at 246 pounds, Mario Nett!TH: And our opening contest tonight has Gookermania ramifications as the winner will go on to face the champ Loading Rules next week!JK: And if anyone should go on to Gookermania, it's Nett! No way that an enemy of The Fallen should foul up the show worse than it already is!*Then "White Washed" kicks in as Marshall Wesley Coventry walks out alone, pretty much tearing his straitjacket to shreds as he heads to the ring.* MM: And his opponent, from Ward Six of the Northwoods State Mental Hospital, weighing in at 229 pounds, he is one-half of the FAWA World Tag Team Champions, Marshall Wesley Coventry!TH: Coventry has been a tough one to beat in either FAWA or the 101 Colony, and that was proven here last week when he and his brother Gus Richlen successfully defended the FAWA World Tag Team Championships!Those championships are not official and you know it! And it's going to be wonderful to see Richlen's career end at Square's hands next week! I've waited for too long for that!*Jake Kwon calls for the bell and then gets the hell out of there as Nett and MWC lock up right away, with Nett using his slight size advantage to shove Coventry back into the corner. He starts throwing haymakers at MWC, but Kwan is back in to force him back. Nett breaks away, then goes towards Coventry again, only to get nailed with a throat thrust followed by a shot to the temple courtesy of MWC'S elbow. MWC rebounds off the ropes, planning lariat, but Nett catches him with a spinebuster! 1! 2! MWC doesn't need much time after the 2 to kick out, but Nett grabs him as he gets up and hits a vertical suplex! 1! 2! MWC kicks out again, so Nett pulls him up but gets a dragon whip for his trouble! He pops back up but walks right into an inverted hiptoss! 1! Nett kicks out easily, so MWC pulls him up and whips him to the ropes, then ducks a haymaker attempt before catching him on the rebound and dropping him facefirst into the turnbuckle with Snake Eyes! He runs the ropes and tries the lariat again, but Nett counters AGAIN into the spinebuster! 1! 2! Coventry kicks out again!* TH: Coventry is showing a lot of his toughness here tonight and Nett's finding it hard to take him out!JK: Are you kidding me?! It's only a matter of moments before Nett finishes him off now!*As if to prove King's point Nett catches MWC by the throat and chokeslams him!\ 1! 2! MWC KICKS OUT! Nett, frustrated, waits for MWC to get up again, then charges, but Coventry catches the attempted Thesz press, Gorilla presses him, then drops it into a backbreaker! Nett gets to the ropes and pulls himself up, but MWC is waiting for him, and he grabs him by the throat and hits the Disorder! 1! 2! NETT GRABS THE ROPES! Coventry gives a look into the camera of "Well, I just screwed that up," and starts to pull Nett up again, but Nett rolls it into a snall package! 1! 21 Coventry rolls out of it, and they both get to their feet, but MWC kicks Nett in the gut and goes for the Psycholgi- NO! Nett Irish whip counters and goes for the Thesz- NO!!!! LUNATRIXIUM FROM COVENTRY OUT OF NOWHERE!!!! 1! 2! 3!* MM: Here is your winner, Marshall Wesley Coventry!TH: Hopefully Loading Rules was watching this carefully, because MWC may be the one who ends the reign of the Television Champion at Gookermania!JK: No he won't! Loading Rules will finish him off in less time than it takes to watch a Sparta remix!
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Sept 21, 2012 15:54:42 GMT -5
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Sept 21, 2012 15:55:06 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,300]NITERAW[/shadow] *Playing the Saint-Digital Summer *Antihero walks to the ring with the Freaking Awesome title and a microphone Anti:So next week, I defend my Freakin Awesome Title in the First ever Freakin Awesome Invitational.
I'm going to address my opponents if I may.
First Bull, Moo, You two are good friends of mine, but I aint going easy on either of you So I just want to say, good luck because I will not hesitate to knock either of you out.
Sarah, I've never really had any interactions with you but I respect you and your husband so, Best of luck.
Paavali, I've never met you but I wish you good luck.
Jackson Carter I have sympathy for your situation but I won't hold back against you, because I feel doing would be an insult to you, this company, this show, and this title. Good luck.
General, I...
*long pause
Anti:Well, you'e the general I don't know what else to say but, Best of luck to you.
Aaron, you are the Interforums champion, and at Gookermania you aren't just challenging me for the belt you're defending your own. I'll admit when I put that contract up I hoped you would sign up, because I wanted to see if I could pin you, looks like we'll see then huh?
No matter who my opponents are I just want to say.
YOU WILL NOT TAKE THIS BELT FROM ME! *Antihero climbs ontothe top turnbuckle and poses with the belt before leaving. TH: And there goes the Freakin’ Awesome Champion, Antihero. Putting his title on the line against simply stunning odds.JK: He’s a fool, Hoss. He’s a fool and he’s going to regret this decision I just know it. TH: No guts, no glory, King. * Mayor Great BotchSuke stands in the ring* TH: As we can now see Mayor Great BotchSuke is set for action against Jeremy Dupoe. JK: Hope they prepared a grave for him back in Iwate TH: Will you stop, hes a political official show some damn respect That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with stranger aeons even death may die MM:Making his way to the ring, from Arkham, Massachusetts, "The Envoy of Chaos" Jeremy Dupoe!Dupoe starts making his usual entrance without his book, an angry look in his eye JK: He looks pissed but with good reason considering just a few weeks ago Jack Cain stole his book from under his noseTH: Serves him right for not paying attention.
*Jake Kwon asks for the bell as Dupoe wastes no time and immeiatly clotheslines BotchSuke and starts stomping away at his head, Jake Kwon breaks it up as BotchSuke looks unconscience.* TH: GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY, DUPOE WASTEING NO TIME AND BOTCHSUKE LOOKS HURTJK: Looks like there going to need a grave for BotchSuke after all
*Dupoe with a demented look in his eye picks up BotchSuke and throws him into the turnbuckle, BotchSuke starts coming to and starts punching at the air* TH: What going on with Dupoe, he looks almost like a man possessed JK:Don't say possessed and Dupoe in the same sentence some of the guys in the back are still traumatized from when he was possessed by the Disturbance.
*BotchSuke accidentally knocks out the ref with a wild haymaker, Dupoe sees this and a evil smile crosses his cheeks. while he exits the ring* TH: And it looks like BotchSuke thought Jake Kwon was Dupoe and It looks like Jeremy is going to take every advantage he can out of this situation.
*Dupoe reaches beneath the ring and pulls out a length of rope that he quickly fashens into a noose and a table. The crowd starts getting uncomfortably silent he throws both in the ring then sets up the table.* TH:WHAT THE HELL? DONT DO THIS DUPOE HES AN ELECTED OFFICIAL, HE HAS A FAMILY*Dupoe glares at Hoss* JK: What were you thinking Tim? Hes the CEO he doesn't give a damn what you think*Dupoe grabs the dazed BotchSuke by the throat and puts the noose around his neck and starts choking him with it then releasing him when falls back unconscious he yells into the camera "I hope your watching Cain because this is just a sample of how far im willing to go to get my sacred book back"* TH:All this to send a message, I would on behalf of the FAWA like to apologise to those viewing at home who might be offended by the actions of our CEO tonight*He then grabs the barly moving BotchSuke and SANITY BRAKES HIM THROUGH THE TABLE. This however jars Kwon awake who demands for the bell.* MM: Here is your winner as a result of a disqualification, Mayor Great BotchSukeTH: Well Dupoe didn't win tonight but I dont think he caresJK: I think its clear that hes focused on his match at Gookermania
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Sept 21, 2012 15:55:35 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,300]NITERAW[/shadow] TH: Well, folks, it's time to find out which opponent Jonathan Michaels has chosen for the World Champion.JK: And I'm being told Michaels is going to tell us in person. *DOA* MM: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome Jonathan Michaels! Jonathan struts to the ring, mic in hand. Well, I don't know if Blood is coming out here or not, but I've chosen an opponent that should interest him enough to drag his sorry ass out here.
I bet you guys are wondering which one of my dear friends or respected colleagues on the roster I've selected to face Ryan Blood.
The answer is none of them.
Instead I went outside the company, and contacted someone I know all too well, and he agreed to come here and face our champion.
Without further ado, please welcome Ryan Blood's opponent......
EVIL M!!!!!!!!!
*Highway to the Danger Zone*
*Evil M makes his way to the ring to a mixed response.*
TH: I can't believe it!
I never saw this coming.
JK: Why not?
Evil M has a history with Ryan Blood, and Michaels knows how dangerous he is, why not let two of his greatest enemies beat each other up?
I'm sure a lot of people are wondering why, of all people, I would agree to help Jono. Well, as much as him and I hate each other, we still respect one another as competitors. But I don't respect Ryan Blood one damn bit! I don't respect what he's done in this company and I don't respect the way he won the FAWA Championship.
So Blood, get your punk ass out here!
*Blood's music kicks in, but he doesn't show.*
*The music stops, then restarts, once again, no Blood.*
Well, this is awkward.
Look, M, I know you wanted to kick Blood's ass one more time before you left, but it looks like he's too scared to fight you.
I have to admit, I'm a little surprised. At least back in the old days, he would've been willing to put his money where his mouth is. Now? Oh what have you become, Ryan?
I know, right?
Remember the good old days, the days of Jamaican Rednecks, Non-American Heroes and F***ING METAL!
It's just not the same anymore, M.
You got that right. And I don't like it. This used to be my home, but now, I don't even recognize it. Who are all these new people in my locker room?
This isn't the FAW- No. This isn't the WWCF I used to know. See, that's why I have to win at GookerMania, lead this company back to the good old days, the days of Ultimate Scaffold matches, Fruit and Lego Deathmatches, brutal hardcore battles and thrilling technical matches.
I have to bring this company back to the powerhouse it once was Well, if there's anyone I'd count on to do it, it'd be you.
Y'know, back when you first debuted and I took you under my wing? I knew you'd be something one day. Glad to see I was right. I appreciate that, M.
You know, it's weird, after almost four years, father all that I've been through, hell, after all we've put each other through, how screwed up is it that you and I still understand each other better than anyone else here?
I mean, we've talked since you left, man to man, off camera, we've hashed things out, I just want you to know, I want everyone to know right here how much I respect you and everything you did for this company. *Jonathan offers his hand. M smiles.* That means a lot to me, Jono. *M accepts Jono's handshake.* Well, it looks like this is it. Since Blood's too much of a chickenshit to show up, there's nothing left... *Jonathan holds M's hand and pulls him back.* Actually, there is one thing.
I think this belongs to you. *Jonathan reaches in his back pocket and pulls out M's mask, handing it to him.* I learned a lot from you, and I know You never got the push you deserved, so I want you to know one thing.
I'm not winning the WWCF Championship at GookerMania.
WE ARE. *Jonathan pulls M in for a hug.* You better, dude.
Because I'll be watching. You better.*Jonathan holds M's arm up in the air as the crowd cheers.* *Con Te Partiro* plays as Ryan Bergman makes his way out to the ring with a mic in hand* Good evening
Tonight I stand before you as Ryan Bergman, WWCF/FAWA superstar and possible legend. In one weeks time I will go back to being Ryan Bergman, regular guy. I’d like to use this opportunity tonight to lay to rest some old grudges and go out in good graces.
First, I’d like to address why I felt the time is now for me to go. I’ve done everything I wanted to do here. I’ve won every title, wrestled everyone I wanted, and got to do some real incredible things. I can only thank the fans in their continued support of me through the years when I showed up.
It comes down to this; it’s time to go when people can still remember why it’s important you’re leaving. This new generation of people understands that I’m a legend, but it’s time for me to join my friends in retirement. I’ve held on the longest of us to pass the torch and I can say that these guys are ready to take it to places we didn’t think were possible.
I’d like to thank those guys who were in the back with me that I was always good friends with. So a shout-out to Square, M, Tyfo, and most importantly Little Naitch. Without Little Naitch, I never would have gotten to know each and everyone one of you out there tonight and every night. Thanks again T.J. I owe you one for this.
But most importantly, I’d like to thank Seth Drakin and Colt. I know it sounds weird, but I knew that when it came down to it, Seth was the only logical answer and I thank him for being willing to go with me one more time for you. You can boo him and hate him for what he does, but I’ve been close with Seth from the start and no one in the back gives as much to his character as he does. Also, a thank you to Colt for coming and referring this match. It’s the last great moment of the first generation of this company and it’s only fair to have the guy who was the star of that era be the one to end it with us.
I look forward to giving it my all one more time for this company, for this roster and for its incredible fans at Gookermania V, you will remember what we have done here, and it will be told for many years… it will be history.
Thank You*Bergman drops the mic and begins walking up the ramp high fiving fans and waving at them as he goes, the camera zooms in on the mic as Bergman can be seen going through the curtain, blurry almost out of focus as Nite-Raw comes to a close.* [glow=yellow,2,300]CREDITS[/glow]Antihero Bergman Boiler Room Brawler Gus Richlen Jeremy Dupoe Jonathan Michaels
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Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Sept 21, 2012 22:35:22 GMT -5
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Sept 21, 2012 22:54:15 GMT -5
Ah yes. My first Gookermania, the first match I ever wrote (BRB/Enigma), and the beginning of my streak. BRB is the Tito Santana/Big Show of Gookermania at 0-3. Thing is, each of the men who beat me went on to win the WHC within the next year. That's Aaron Enigma, Whitey Fats, and The Punisher (cost BRB the final MITBoB briefcase). I like to think there is a pattern. I also like the continuity and progression of my character from GM to GM. GM 2, he's the loyal corporate henchman. GM 3, he's the unwitting lackey of Whitey Fats, paid off to win him the IF title. GM 4 he's hiding in plain sight as the Majority Shareholder. This year, he's the boss (ish) and isn't hiding. I wonder about what each GM says about other veterans...
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Sept 21, 2012 23:53:51 GMT -5
Ah yes. My first Gookermania, the first match I ever wrote (BRB/Enigma), and the beginning of my streak. BRB is the Tito Santana/Big Show of Gookermania at 0-3. Thing is, each of the men who beat me went on to win the WHC within the next year. That's Aaron Enigma, Whitey Fats, and The Punisher (cost BRB the final MITBoB briefcase). I like to think there is a pattern. I also like the continuity and progression of my character from GM to GM. GM 2, he's the loyal corporate henchman. GM 3, he's the unwitting lackey of Whitey Fats, paid off to win him the IF title. GM 4 he's hiding in plain sight as the Majority Shareholder. This year, he's the boss (ish) and isn't hiding. I wonder about what each GM says about other veterans... Man I remember that match. That was a great storyline.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
TOP ROPE CATCH A VIBE YEAH I SWERVE WHEN I DRIVE
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Sept 22, 2012 0:17:32 GMT -5
If memory serves, I have the IF Title match.
I should have it by Monday. School and the like.
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King Koopa
Trombone Shorty > Your Favorite Musician
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Post by Jazzman on Sept 22, 2012 0:48:41 GMT -5
Let's see BRB... GM2 established me as The Guy in the fed at that time, GM 3 was an dream match exhibition against Colt, and GM4 was the tag team and the continuation of the Whitey Inc. storyline and now... it all ends as GM5.
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Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Sept 22, 2012 1:03:31 GMT -5
Let's see, GM2 was the climax of phase one of my storied rivalry with M, 3 was my first big title shot, which I came up short in, 4 was a repeat of 3, partly because both times the champ had just won the belt the previous month, though at least I didn't take the pin.
Most of my big moments have come in between, due to the fact that I usually have epic yearlong storylines between GMs.
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