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Post by Deleted on Sept 25, 2012 18:20:14 GMT -5
Angel On My ShoulderVelvet Sky and Angelina Love make their way to the ring. Velvet grabs the microphone. At Knocked Out, Angelina and I once again proved ourselves to be the perfect tens of the Knockouts division. Despite being former Champions, Sojourner Bolt and Rhaka Khan were unable to unseat us. And now at Bound For Glory, Mickie James and Gail Kim get their shot.
When will you girls realize that we're just plain better than you? How many times do we have to beat you to prove it?If there's one thing I hate more than ugly people, it's stupid ugly people. That's Mickie and Gail. They think that if they keep trying, they might finally catch us on an off night. The only problem with that is that we don't have off nights. We're perfect, hello!Precisely. And tonight, I'm going to prove it. Because I get to team with one half of our... sister Champions, Doug Williams against Mickie and Christopher Daniels. And I'm going to prove that our perfection transcends even gender lines. And Doug Williams will aide us in our mission to cleanse TNA.
One ugly person at a time.InternationalBorash: And her partner, he is one half of the TNA World Tag Team Champions, Doug Williams! Tenay: This certainly is a power pairing here. Sadler: But they face stiff competition in their Bound For Glory challengers. Wings of a Fallen AngelBorash: And their opponents, introducing first, Christopher Daniels! Coming UndoneBorash: And his partner, Mickie James! Tenay: Mickie and Daniels are both hoping to strike gold at Bound For Glory. Sadler: In the meantime, they seem to have no problem teaming up to wear down the competition. Velvet Sky and Doug Williams vs. Christopher Daniels and Mickie James Ten minutes
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Post by TOO SWEET on Sept 25, 2012 18:21:24 GMT -5
Velvet Sky with a boob to the face.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Sept 25, 2012 18:21:50 GMT -5
Hmmm... Mickie with a Mascara Masher to Velvet.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 25, 2012 18:26:33 GMT -5
Mickie with a Mickie-can-rana.
I'm fine with taking a loss here.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 25, 2012 18:31:04 GMT -5
Daniels slams Williams, then goes to the top rope. He goes for the BME, but Williams gets his knees up! Both men lay on the mat, the women both yelling for the tag. Williams gets to Velvet first, but Daniels quickly tags Mickie as well. The two women enter and trade shots, before Velvet gains the upper hand with a knee to the gut. She then grabs Mickie, suplex! Cover...
One!
Two!
Kickout! Velvet pulls Mickie up and gets her position for the In 'Yo Face, but Mickie blocks it, then counters into the MickDT! Cover...
One!
Two!
Three!
Borash: Here are your winners, Mickie James and Christopher Daniels!
Tenay: A hardfought victory right there for the challengers! Sadler: They earned it, but will they get the same results at Bound For Glory.
Mickie and Daniels celebrate as we head to the back...
We cut to a lavishly decorated locker room where a familiar fellow is laying on his stomach getting a massage from none other than Jessie Godderz, the man as silent as ever as kneads away on the shoulders of his employer below. Below him lies KCW, his eyes perusing golf magazine laying wide open before him.
I have to say I'm disappointed in Alexander. At No Surrender he did just that and cost me my well deserved glory. Even after I had given him that great motivational speech! To think that I even bothered to trust that fool could get the job done. Well I'll certainly be more wary of making a stupid mistake like that in the future! It's as I've always said, dear Godderz: the only person one can rely on is one's self. And that was demonstrated that very night when my partner choked.
I guess I'm not surprised though. I mean he was certainly nowhere near my calibur. The fact they expected me to carry such a fool to great heights is preposterous. And now instead of being in the spotlight where I belong I instead have to contend with another flip-flopping fool. Marcus Haskins, was it?
Godderz simply shrugs, continuing to massage over his employer's shoulders as he lays bare chested on that massage stand beneath.
Page!
With this cry the bodybuilder walks over and assists KCW by flipping to the next page in his magazine thus saving him the trouble.
Honestly I wonder if those fools in TNA management realize that they continue to waste my potential so. After all I am a former World Champion! Does that not mean anything to those dolts? Obviously not since they have me playing gatekeeper to some snot-nosed rookie. But I suppose I'll play their little game... for now. Marcus, you've seen my work thus far. You should know by this point that I have stupendous talent in that squared circle! I can grapple, I can fight, and--- though it pains me to admit it--- I can fly around that ring just as well as most. I'm a Jack of all trades, you might say. There is nothing that a man of my innate gifts can't handle!
You on the other hand... what have you accomplished in this business thus far? Nothing, I say! You are simply another commoner who thinks that they can hang with wrestling royalty. And unfortunately for you that is simply not the case. I've had my servant study you, Haskins, and I must say that you have a... decent wrestling background. You're far from an amateur, but compared to me you might as well still be in diapers.
I'm afraid that you simply cannot hold a candle to a man of my talents. But if you dare to try and test your luck against me then I will be more than happy to bring you crashing back down to the cold reality that is life. I'm going to shoot you down from the sky that you so love to soar from and bring you plummeting back to Earth!
Page!
Once again the muscular man walks over and assists his employer in flipping to the next one before returning to massaging him once more.
And once I've done just that you will truly realize the monumental mistake you made contending with me in the first place! Believe me, it's nothing personal, but I can't afford to look weak. And so I have no choice but to put you down.
Look on the brightside though, dear boy: you get a golden opportunity to get in the ring with one of the greats and a chance to join this great company if you do well. Enjoy it; learn from it; have fun with it; because once I'm done you won't be able to enjoy anything for a long while.
KCW looks up towards the camera and flashes a fecal-eating grin and winks at the camera before turning his attention back towards the text before him.
Now leave me be. I have some stretches to perform.
With that Godderz walks over towards the camera, shoving his fist right through it and filling the screen with static bringing this segment to an abrupt end.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 25, 2012 18:35:12 GMT -5
*Mark Haskins gut check promo package begins.*
*Shot opens with Haskins sitting in a lockerroom taping his wrists.*
Some of you may know me, some of you may not. Those that do know me, may remember me as a brash young upstart with a chip on my shoulder. But the problem with having a chip on your shoulder, is there is always someone out there looking to knock it off.
*Shot of Haskins being beaten by various opponents.*
When you realize that you had convinced yourself that you were the best thing to ever happen to this industry, only to be proven wrong time after time after time.. it begins to hurt. Not only physically, but mentally and emotionally as well.
*Shot of Haskins standing in front of a large punching bag*
I had to tell myself, its either work harder than you ever worked before... or quit. There was no middle ground. So I made up my mind...
*Haskins turns around and walks away from the punching back*
...I quit.
*Shot fades. Then opens back up to Haskins in a hooded sweatshirt down a dark alley.*
My plan for my entire life was over. And that's a hard pill to swallow. So I opted for a different set of pills.
*Shows Haskins handing a man some money, and the man handing something back.*
Addiction set in. And I had no job. So in order to get money, I had to sell everything I owned. But eventually, you run out of stuff to sell.
I had hit rock bottom. And worse. If it hadn't been for Mark Sloan, I probably would be in jail today, or worse.
So I went to rehab, I got better. Mark made me realize that my dreams could still come true, but I would have to work at it... just like everyone else in the world.
*Shot opens back up to the punching bag. Haskings walks on screen...*
So I did what I had to do...
*Starts punching the bag.*
I trained.
*Various shots of haskins working on different workout equipment.*
A year and a half later, and here I am today. I've been all over the eastern hemisphere, from europe to japan. But when I was given an opprotunity here at TNA... one of the "big league" companies. You better believe I took it.
And if there is one thing I learned over the last few years, is that you have to make the very best of your opprotunities.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 25, 2012 18:40:04 GMT -5
Borash: The following contest is a special Gut Check Challenge! I Want A FightBorash: Introducing first, the challenger, Mark Haskins! Tenay: This young man has competed in TNA before, but tonight, he's looking for approval from TNA Management. Sadler: A strong showing could change this kid's life forever, Mike! I Never Thought My Life Could Be This GoodBorash: And his opponent, accompanied by Godderz, KCW! Tenay: He has a tough opponent, though. KCW is a third generation wrestler with a rich family legacy. Sadler: Not only that, he's a former World Champion. Haskins is going to have his work cut out for him tonight. Gut Check Challenge: Mark Haskins vs. KCW Ten minutes
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Post by Deleted on Sept 25, 2012 18:40:38 GMT -5
Alright, I hope I'm right here.
KCW with a hint in the form of a dropkick.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Sept 25, 2012 18:41:29 GMT -5
Haskins with a Teeny Tiny Package that gets reversed by KCW.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Sept 25, 2012 18:43:36 GMT -5
Kerwin with the White out!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 25, 2012 18:46:43 GMT -5
Damn, I thought I had more time.
Well I guess that Daffney/Winter promo can wait until next week.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 25, 2012 18:51:08 GMT -5
Haskins chops KCW in the corner, then hit's a running clothesline. He hiptosses him out of the corner, then elbow drop's him! Cover... One! Two! Kickout! Haskins pulls KCW up and drops him with a back suplex. He then pulls him up and shoots him into the ropes. As KCW bounces back, Haskins leapfrog's him, but when he turns back towards KCW, he's nailed with a dropkick! KCW pulls him up for the Gory Bomb, but Haskins rolls through into a sunset flip... One! Two! Kickout! Both men back up, Haskins with a kick to the gut, then he goes for the Cradle to the Grave, but KCW fights out of it! He spins Haskins around, Tornado DDT! He then quickly hooks him in the White Out! Haskins tries to reach the ropes, but KCW hooks it in tight! Haskins taps! Borash: Here is your winner, KCW! Tenay: It was a tough match, but KCW in the end picks up the win. Sadler: Haskins has nothing to be ashamed of, though. It was a great showing. Tenay: Well, next week, we'll find out if TNA Management was impressed... PAPARAZZI PRODUCTIONS
IN ASSOCIATION WITH ALEX SHELLEY FILMS
PRESENTS:
THE LIST, BRO!! *Cheesy techno pop begins playing as Alex Shelley walks out, wearing designer sunglasses and hair done in a faux hawk. As he nods his head to the beat, he notices the camera.* WHOA WHOA WHOA! Let's get one thing straight my dude, you don't just go peeping in on the cast party of an Alex Shelley film! Bigger Rob, come here!*Rob Terry, dressed in a cardigan sweater and wearing designer sunglasses himself, shows up on camera.* Bigger Rob, are they on the list bro?*Rob pulls out a clipboard and begins going through.* Not on the list.YOU'RE NOT ON THE LIST BRO! But you know what Bigger Rob, if they want to capture the magic, let's give them a shot shall we? You got three questions bro, and because the cast party is going so well, you just need to get one question right. Is that fair Bigger Rob?Yep.See, Bigger Rob agrees. So, you ready bro?*The camera moves up and down.* I'll take that as a yes.
So, question uno! The Alex Shelley has a submission move that's ended quite a bit of matches. What's the name of the move?*off camera* The Skull F***?The Skull F***?! This is a family show bro! There are good, quality people in this cast party, and foul language is not allowed! Plus, the Skull F*** was the set up for The Alex Shelley's submission, the Border City Stretch! Take a lesson bro and keep your eyes peeled, because I just might bust that submission out tonight against my opponent.... um.... Bigger Rob, who's my opponent tonight?*Bigger Rob begins flipping through the clipboard before pointing at a name.* Robbie E.Little Rob?! The guy that tried to steal your name Bigger Rob? Oh, he's getting it double from me tonight just for that.
But back to THE LIST, and how this cameraman can get on it. So, question number two my dude. We all know that The Alex Shelley won the first Paparazzi Championship Series. And we know that the PCS Dos ended without a clear winner. But with the PCS Trés going on, what's the tagline for this competition?Tagline?The thing after the title. You know, like Die Hard 2: Die Harder.Oh. That's easy, it's Electric Boogaloo.FALSE! Have you even been paying attention to Alex Shelley Films brah?! Have you been watching Impact lately? It's the PCS Trés: Electric Boogaloo 2!! We have to avoid the copyright infringement my dude, and if we didn't have the "2" there, we'd get sued! Do you have the cash to cover that kind of money bro?*The camera moves side to side.* That's what I thought! Electric Boogaloo.... amateur.
Well my dude, you have one more chance. And if you get this wrong, you gotta beat it. Now, on Impact, The Alex Shelley has a match against Little Rob. Now, who's going to win that match?Er..... The Alex Shelley!EXACTLY MY DUDE! You got one right, which means you've made THE LIST! Bigger Rob, get the table set up, and give them the finest drink we got.Got it boss.*Bigger Rob exits as The Alex Shelley turns to the camera.* Alright my dudes, before you get in there, I have a few words. You know, to make the fans happy.
Now, dudes and dudettes, broskis and girl bros, behold! The PCS Trés: Electric Boogaloo 2 is gaining traction, as your hero and mine, The Alex Shelley, takes on Robbie "Little Rob" E. And while people may see this as a bad thing, I say it's great.
You see, it's no secret that The Alex Shelley was once King of the X-Division. Sure, it was self-proclaimed, and there was no crown, and people thought I was delusional, but The Alex Shelley was the king. And as king, I proved night in and night out that the X-Division was the star. It's what sets us apart my dudes, just watch an X-Division match if you don't believe me. But while The Alex Shelley was setting the tag team world ablaze with "The Machine Gun" Chris Sabin, there was this dude who held the X-Division Title for six months. Half a year my dudes, and that's something that even The Alex Shelley can appreciate. But you see, while Little Rob was making waves, The Alex Shelley was watching. That's MY division bros, no matter what Old Man Styles or anyone else says.
Little Rob did well, and many said that he could go for the World Title if he wanted. But you see, that's where The Alex Shelley has to step in. He might have done well, he might be trying to take the party all the way to the World Title, but the PCS Trés stops for no man! That extends to bros, dudes, broskis, Antonio Bromartie, "Mean" Bro Green, Broadzilla, Bro Derek, Brody Jenner and all the Kardashians by association, any and all Broski's of any and all weeks, and of course, Bob Van Dam. But that's because I just don't like the dude.*The Alex Shelley takes of the designer sunglasses, tucking them in the neckline of his shirt.* Rob, let's not make any mistakes. I know you're talented, and I know that you've got what it takes to be a star. But right now, it's The Alex Shelley's time to shine. I've been here since 2004, back when I was known as "Baby Bear", hung out with a chick called Goldilocks, and had to hang around Abyss of all people. I've paid dues brother, I've been in the game longer than people realize, and it's high time The Alex Shelley gets the respect he deserves. AJ Styles and his group like to talk about respect for those who've been here for longer than two years, and yet they forget that Alex Shelley has blazed a trail like nobody's business.
Name one other person with as many tag title reigns as me. Name one other person who has a successful movie company and can afford his own bouncer. Face it dude, The Alex Shelley is at the top of his game right now, and with my focus on singles glory, it's a battle just to get the spotlight. And the PCS Trés cameras are focusing on the Star of the Show, The Alex Shelley.
You've got the goods kid, and one day you'll be the star. But right now, the spotlight's shining bright, it's my name in lights.... and it's The Alex Shelley who's walking away with the victory tonight.
Now, I've only been studying for about two days, but I think I know the right way to end this. Three, two, one....
BOOSH!!
See you out there, "bro".
Now as for you dudes, I think Bigger Rob has your spot. Now turn off the cameras, the stars don't like it when you videotape their cast parties.
Still can't believe you made THE LIST...*The camera follows Alex Shelley before abruptly cutting out.*
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Post by Deleted on Sept 25, 2012 18:55:03 GMT -5
Borash: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, with a ten minute time limit. FistpumpBorash: Introducing first, Robbie E! Tenay: At No Surrender, Robbie earned the right to become the number one contender for the X Division Championship by defeating Zema Ion in the finals of the Elimination X series. Sadler: We have yet to hear from Robbie or the X Division Champion Brian Kendrick, but tonight will be a chance for Robbie to show why he's the number one contender. 1967Borash: And his opponent, Alex Shelley! Tenay: On the flipside of that, Alex Shelley would love nothing more than to prove that maybe it should have been him. Sadler: After several missed chances in recent months, nothing would be better for Shelley than a win over Robbie E tonight. Robbie E vs. Alex Shelley Ten minutes
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Sept 25, 2012 18:58:40 GMT -5
Robbie E with an Oh-oh-Oklahoma Roll.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 25, 2012 19:05:54 GMT -5
Robbie sends Shelley into the corner, but when he charges, Shelley moves! Robbie hits the buckle, Shelley with the roll up...
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Kickout! Both men up, Robbie charges, but Shelley moves, causing him to again hit the turnbuckle! Shelley spins him around and goes for Sliced Bread Number 2, but Robbie throws him off! Shelley lands on his feet, though. When Robbie turns around, Shelley meets him with a low kick, then goes for the Shell Shock! But Robbie is able to block it and hit the Fist Pump Cutter! Cover...
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Three!
Borash: The winner of this match, Robbie E!
Tenay: Robbie gets the win, but credit where it's due to Alex Shelley. Sadler: He hung in there with the number one contender tonight, I'm sure he'll earn another title shot in the near future.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 25, 2012 19:06:35 GMT -5
Alright, I need a few minutes to write the intro for the main event. Bear with me, please.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 25, 2012 19:20:21 GMT -5
Borash: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the TNA Television Championship! Off The ChainBorash: Introducing first, accompanied by Taeler Hendrix, he is the TNA Television Champion, Bobby Roode! Roode and Taeler walk to the ring. Tenay: Tonight could be a big night for Roode. If he wins this match tonight, he will have reached ten title defenses, earning him a TNA World Championship match. Sadler: It's what he's worked for, can he pull it off? Roode grabs the microphone. Are you all ready to see history made?!The crowd boos. Because tonight, I will log my tenth successful TNA Television Championship defense! And when I do, I'll be the number one contender for the TNA Television Championship!
But due to the importance of tonight...
Hebner, get the hell out of here!Tenay: Why is kicking Earl Hebner out? See, tonight is important. And I'm not about to get screwed like the Greenbay Packers! So tonight, I want a referee I can trust!Taeler removes her top, revealing a referee's shirt underneath. Now that's more like it!
Austin Aries, just your luck, kid. You're number ten, so let's get to it!Tenay: Tell me this isn't legal... The Greatest Man Who Ever LivedBorash: And his opponent, Austin Aries! Tenay: Why is Kurt Angle letting him get away with this? First outsiders are permitted to invade No Surrender, then Taeler is allowed to defend the title, now this travesty! Sadler: I'm sure Angle has his reasons, Mike. Tenay: Well he needs to explain them! Because Bobby Roode has again stacked the odds against his opponent and it's not right! TNA Television Championship match: Bobby Roode vs. Austin Aries Ten minutes
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Post by Deleted on Sept 25, 2012 19:22:07 GMT -5
Roode with a TENspot, which is a lariat.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Sept 25, 2012 19:23:03 GMT -5
Sure, Roode with a Rigged Driver.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Sept 25, 2012 19:26:58 GMT -5
Roode with an uppercut.
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