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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Oct 29, 2012 2:39:31 GMT -5
David Spade @davidspade For hot chicks halloween is like the superbowl
Seth MacFarlane @sethmacfarlane Love all the entertainment media covering FG's 200th referring to "the Griffith family" and "baby Stevie." Nice work, Woodward & Bernstein.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Oct 29, 2012 4:20:27 GMT -5
UberFacts @uberfacts Every second, 28,258 internet users are watching porn. That seems a little low
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Oct 30, 2012 14:21:48 GMT -5
Jerry Seinfeld @jerryseinfeld Anyone in NYC named 'Sandy' going to be getting dirty looks for a while. #callmeSanford
Amy Schumer @amyschumer Sandy is my mom's name #fitting
Lisa Lampanelli @lisalampanelli NYC subways shut down because of Frankenstorm. Rats the size of dogs FINALLY happy to have the place all to themselves!
Lisa Lampanelli @lisalampanelli NYC subways shut down. All flashers, perverts, beggars & pick-pockets asked to terrorize pedestrians temporarily!
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Oct 30, 2012 23:28:04 GMT -5
MaffewofBotchamania @maffewgregg
If I booked Raw: Miz wins WWE title and locker room empties to applaud him. Revealed as coma-dream from Kofi's kick from two weeks ago.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Nov 1, 2012 4:53:35 GMT -5
Kristen Alderson @krisalderson This should work! Here it is! @duelly87 Our longest video yet! HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!! #KrisNchadsVampireHalloween www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziI8IguBXu8&feature=plcp … Zach Braff @zachbraff I met Jack Black yesterday. He was super cool. We did a hip-hop hug. Later I would dream we formed a band.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Nov 2, 2012 22:00:36 GMT -5
Zach Braff has finally reached his goal of getting 800,000+ followers.
Zach Braff @zachbraff 800,000! We did it. I'd like to thank every God that's ever been worshipped. Also, for my atheist supporters, I'd like to thank no one.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Nov 6, 2012 14:44:53 GMT -5
Dom zamprogna The Dom_zamprogna My niece didn't know why this was funny...
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Vampiro138
Hank Scorpio
the greatest vampire in the HISTORY of our sport
Posts: 5,747
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Post by Vampiro138 on Nov 7, 2012 18:32:00 GMT -5
Guns n' Roses @gunsnroses Just an old fashion sound check last night. With only 9 shows left in the residency make sure you book your #vegas trip DJ Ashba @djashba Special thanks to the officer who pulled me over doing 90 in a 45 last night on my way to rehearsal and not giving me a ticket! #GNRfan ....Axl Rose AT SOUNDCHECK??? DJ running LATE??? what bizarro universe is this?!?
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Nov 8, 2012 14:47:16 GMT -5
Dominic Harris @domcomedy NAMBLA members would probably die of masturbating if they had Gary Coleman's disease.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Nov 12, 2012 13:43:23 GMT -5
Mark Hoppus @markhoppus Creatures with hooves SUCK at bowling.
Zach Braff @zachbraff If you put on Regina Spektor's song "Field Below" the odds of you getting nooky increase substantially.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Nov 16, 2012 14:36:35 GMT -5
Ashley Horne @ashleynhorne Anyone else used to make out with their arm when they were younger? I sure didn't..
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Nov 17, 2012 15:46:42 GMT -5
Dom zamprogna The Dom_zamprogna @mikeyts44 I like the deal with the marlins. Not sure what type of hitter Cabrera is without the roids.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Nov 19, 2012 3:39:39 GMT -5
Mark Hoppus @markhoppus I'm still pissed off from first grade when they told us we couldn't play Red Rover anymore.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Nov 21, 2012 16:01:08 GMT -5
Meek Mill @meekmill Wen u doin good and stuck in the system they will try everything 2 pull u down! I feel like these people tryna book me for nothing!
Why are you yelling at us?
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Nov 25, 2012 16:13:22 GMT -5
UberFacts @uberfacts There are enough restaurants in New York City for one person to eat out every night for 54 years and never visit the same place twice. Mark Hoppus @markhoppus The most emo photo ever taken. Rain. Hood. Umbrella. Gravestones. Tree in winter. Sad face looking away. t.co/OvJld6PZMark Hoppus @markhoppus Brunch is bulls***. Breakfast or lunch. Make a damn decision. No one should eat a burger next to someone eating muesli.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Nov 26, 2012 14:14:27 GMT -5
Lady Gaga @ladygaga i love watching monsters go at it about my hair, THE SOONER U SUBMIT TO MOTHERS HAIR THE LESS IT WILL HURT *stares at u w peroxide & a comb*
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Nov 28, 2012 15:08:19 GMT -5
Zach Braff @zachbraff Chuck Lorre, I know plenty of people who'd be willing to tell penis jokes for $300,000 a week.
Zach Braff @zachbraff And just like that the show was renamed "Two Men."
Zach Braff @zachbraff "Two Men and an Ungrateful F***-toad"
Zach Braff @zachbraff I liked it better when people quit that show for drugs and hookers.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Dec 2, 2012 13:41:49 GMT -5
Farah Fath @farahfromky Happy Bday @britneyspears and more importantly @_melissaarcher
Farah Fath @farahfromky Who ate half a mini donut? #Whack
Ray William Johnson @raywj My ultimate goal in life is to produce G-rated porn.
Dominic Harris @domcomedy Racists hate mexicans for being good swimmers and black people for being bad swimmers. WHY DO RACISTS CARE SO MUCH ABOUT SWIMMING!?
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Dec 5, 2012 21:10:26 GMT -5
Seth MacFarlane @sethmacfarlane Porsche SUVs are great for if you can't decide what kind of dick you are.
Seth MacFarlane @sethmacfarlane Diamonds are a girl’s best friend, ergo diamonds get secretly happy when the girl gets fat.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Dec 5, 2012 21:26:48 GMT -5
The Batman @god_Damn_Batman I’m a big fan of Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Staying the hell out of my cave.
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