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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jan 23, 2013 23:11:12 GMT -5
Zach Braff @zachbraff Just found out my GF wasn't real. So pissed.
Zach Braff @zachbraff I will never date a girl I've never seen or met again.
Zach Braff @zachbraff I just lip-synched my orgasm.
Mark Hoppus @markhoppus the ghosts of your ancestors are always with you, but they exchange troubled glances and avert their eyes when you masturbate.
Vincent Irizarry @vincentirizarry After seeing Beyonce in concert, I know I'd b hard pressed 2 find any who performs w/ as much heart, body & soul as she does. #giveherabreak
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jan 25, 2013 15:49:42 GMT -5
Jim Carrey @jimcarrey Don't blame Beyonce for lipsyncing. When it's cold and dry it's hard to get a smooth vocal sound.That's why i prerecord my armpit farts. ;^P
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jan 27, 2013 15:34:58 GMT -5
Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt Wait, what changes when you're 44? You become suddenly racist or farts start to hurt?
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jan 30, 2013 23:34:37 GMT -5
UberFacts @uberfacts "Scrubs" has been described as the most medically-accurate television show on air.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Feb 1, 2013 23:45:31 GMT -5
Mark Hoppus @markhoppus Some people think I'm not "punk rock" enough anymore, but LOOK AT THE UPPER RIGHT CORNER!! I live on the edge of life. Mark Hoppus @markhoppus winnie the pooh is my favorite fictional bear named after an onomatopoetic representation of a sound horses make. Lisa Lampanelli @lisalampanelli 49er Chris Culliver: gays not welcome in locker rm. It's SanFran, ahole! That’s like a Jet sayin s***ty players not welcome in locker rm!
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Feb 4, 2013 0:15:47 GMT -5
Zach Braff @zachbraff .@beyonce please unplug your curling iron.
Mark Hoppus @markhoppus True story: blink-182 met Destiny's Child backstage at an awards show and they sang ATST in perfect 3-part harmony better than we ever did.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Feb 4, 2013 0:27:40 GMT -5
Lisa Lampanelli @lisalampanelli 49er Chris Culliver: gays not welcome in locker rm. It's SanFran, ahole! That’s like a Jet sayin s***ty players not welcome in locker rm! I'm not much of a Lampanelli fan, but lolz.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Feb 6, 2013 13:52:16 GMT -5
Lisa Lampanelli @lisalampanelli Fall Out Boy back together for tour, new cd after hiatus. Just when I was not giving 2 s***s about Destinys Child getting back together!
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Feb 9, 2013 16:34:43 GMT -5
Seth Rogen @sethrogen I'm currently at a weight where people look disappointed when they see me.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Feb 12, 2013 23:40:19 GMT -5
Kristen Alderson @krisalderson I totally just played tennis in a long sundress & bare feet... #kidsdonottrythisathome
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Feb 13, 2013 11:41:17 GMT -5
David Freese @dfreese23 Road closed. Detour. Wrong way. Do Not Enter. Ahhhhhh!!!! RT @dgoold: Each year it's the same ... Nobody expects the Arti Gras imposition.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Feb 14, 2013 11:59:54 GMT -5
Lisa Lampanelli @lisalampanelli Black Keys drummer: Bieber is rich & doesn’t deserve a Grammy. Dude is big, awkward & loves to insult celebs. Who does he think he is…ME?
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Feb 14, 2013 13:47:24 GMT -5
Jim Carrey @jimcarrey To those who r in love, Happy Valentines Day! To those who don't have that special someone, Happy Wish I Was Dead Day! ;^P Justin Bieber @justinbieber pick u up at 7? Gooby @imgooby HO HO HO! Mery Crustmas!
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Feb 15, 2013 22:40:00 GMT -5
Al Yankovic @alyankovic It’s been several months… isn’t it time to reboot the Spider-Man franchise again?
David Freese @dfreese23 I wish MJ turned 50 every year. Not enough Jordan coverage annually. #MJ50 @jumpman23
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Feb 16, 2013 5:31:43 GMT -5
Bradford Anderson @bfordanderson Thanks @mumfordandsons for the bottle of scotch you left at the Wilbur. Love, the band that played it next. pic.twitter.com/uplAMPFJ
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Feb 18, 2013 17:57:13 GMT -5
Lisa Lampanelli @lisalampanelli Steve Martin a Dad for the 1st time at 67yrs-old. At that age the hardest part of the job is done…the erection! #congrats
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Feb 22, 2013 12:11:28 GMT -5
Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt My obesity has now reached the "I-look-like-I'm-wearing-a-bulletproof-vest-at-all-times" stage.
Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt I just want to avoid the next 3 memes.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Feb 24, 2013 22:35:25 GMT -5
Jason Priestley FrenchyD_Priestley “@bfoats: @farahfromky FrenchyD_Priestley you guys know the oscars are rigged? We all know Manti Te'o is getting best actor” Funny!!
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Feb 28, 2013 4:59:39 GMT -5
jimmy fallon @jimmyfallon Nickelodeon is making a spinoff of Dora the Explorer for preschoolers. Yeah, they finally admitted the original is for stoners. #FallonMono
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Mar 1, 2013 23:12:04 GMT -5
Jay Skarlow @rockabillyjay NERD TRIVIA: The white switch on Darth Vader's chest box controls a fully contained bidet system.
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