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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Apr 23, 2013 22:50:43 GMT -5
Gillian Epp @gillepp
I just had to google what #fapped meant. I feel so innocent. @niccals12d3 @zachbraff
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Apr 25, 2013 23:42:04 GMT -5
Sean Lowe @seanlowe09
Getting ready for Latin week with the rumba. When is Caucasian week? That's when I'm really going to shine!
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Apr 28, 2013 20:50:37 GMT -5
Melissa Archer @_MelissaArcher 7h
Tomorrow 2am PT/5am ET & ANYTIME after #OLTL on Hulu, iTunes, & Hulu Plus or FXCanada (ck local listings Canada) cc/ @hulu @onelifetolive
IT'S BACK!!!!!
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on May 2, 2013 22:20:46 GMT -5
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on May 5, 2013 22:39:22 GMT -5
Zach Braff @zachbraff
Happy Cinco de. (Hold the mayo.)
Zach Braff @zachbraff
Northwestern University, I'm back. Are we good at sports now? #Wildcats
Zach Braff @zachbraff
#AskJaredLeto What sort of craft takes you to Mars in 30 seconds? #Meth
Zach Braff @zachbraff
I'm wearing my apple-bottom jeans, but I can't find my boots with the fur. So pissed.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on May 9, 2013 12:51:57 GMT -5
Lenny Platt @lennyplatt Antisocial is on @buzzfeed! Like, post, vote and share or I WILL FIND YOU. I kid. But seriously... ow.ly/kQhAd |
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on May 12, 2013 18:28:20 GMT -5
rob delaney @robdelaney
RT if you’re being fingered in a Quiznos.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on May 14, 2013 18:04:57 GMT -5
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on May 19, 2013 13:43:26 GMT -5
D-trix d_TRIX All girls want to be Mermaids. I don't know how I will feel knowing that the southern hemisphere of their body will always smell like fish. |
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on May 26, 2013 6:08:28 GMT -5
Zach Braff @zachbraff
.@therock we should do a movie together called "Fast & not so much furious as just Disappointed"
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on May 28, 2013 10:30:41 GMT -5
Lisa Lampanelli @lisalampanelli
Amanda Bynes arrested after throwing a bong from her apt window. Lindsay Lohan throws up hands & exclaims “Ok! You win!” #moref'edup
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on May 30, 2013 21:31:25 GMT -5
Erik Valdez @erikvaldez
And as the host of @gqmagazine 'Fighting Weight,' I figured I'd give y'all a glimpse into my own fitness journey!
Lisa Lampanelli @lisalampanelli
Al Qaeda makes their terrorists fill out expense reports. “Suicide bombers are the only ones who get cash advances, NO exceptions!”
Lisa Lampanelli @lisalampanelli
Typical Al Qaeda terrorist expense reports: “I swear to Allah if Moktar tries to expense his tunic again I will behead him!”
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jun 1, 2013 23:02:39 GMT -5
Kristen Alderson @krisalderson Anyone who believes that "Restaurant Stakeout" is real... Ummmm #cruddyTV Ray William Johnson @raywj In the age of internet and cellphone cameras, how could a superhero possibly keep a secret identity? Lenny Platt @lennyplatt 6h ROBOTS #WSFinnovate vine.co/v/b3abLi7nUaH |
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jun 4, 2013 3:42:00 GMT -5
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jun 5, 2013 23:35:15 GMT -5
Bree Williamson @breewilliamson 31 May
The original title of 'Jack Reacher' was 'batman is a total lame ass and super hero costumes blow my balls'
Lisa Lampanelli @lisalampanelli 9h
Al Pacino reveals he almost played Han Solo in ‘Star Wars’. “I’m Han Solo. You f*** with me, you’re f***ing with the best!” #ScarWars
Lisa Lampanelli @lisalampanelli 8h
I could definitely see Al Pacino as Han Solo in ‘Star Wars’. “Come say hello to my NOT so little friend, Chewbacca!” #HanManero
Amanda Bynes @amandabynes
I hate the pictures @usweekly chooses of me when they write an article about any tweet I write. They hate me so they pick unflattering shots
MightyMorphin Orphan @jpad
@amandabynes is on my list of personal Jesuses.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jun 8, 2013 16:23:00 GMT -5
Zach Braff @zachbraff Dear Government, that email about "shooting my load" was about sex. #pleaseNoGuantanamoForMe Nicholas Mitchell @puxxled Please, give to Zach Braff's kickstarter, he desperately needs money for new material. @zachbraff Alex Negrete @keeptheheat Honey shots w/ @domcomedy vine.co/v/bLrpQXJVEK1 |
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jun 12, 2013 3:42:54 GMT -5
Mark Hoppus @markhoppus
no thanks, dream sequences in any tv show or movie. stop wasting my time and advance the damn plot.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jun 13, 2013 22:13:18 GMT -5
Kristen Alderson @krisalderson Don't Vine and drive vine.co/v/blxw0FjATrA Tim Tebow @thetimmytebow Practice went great today. Threw a cup into the trash and only missed by two feet! Tim Tebow @thetimmytebow Goal of the season: Steal Tom Brady's girlfriend. pic.twitter.com/l6FWBPivgp |
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jun 16, 2013 2:13:57 GMT -5
Anthony Jeselnik @anthonyjeselnik
The new Kanye baby just leaked.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jun 20, 2013 2:12:05 GMT -5
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