Sparkybob
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Post by Sparkybob on Oct 1, 2012 22:49:10 GMT -5
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Post by Ronny Rayguns Is All Elite on Oct 1, 2012 22:50:26 GMT -5
I thought it was gonna say they were upset because it ws the name of a condom
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Post by unholyminion on Oct 1, 2012 22:50:41 GMT -5
Another way to end his matches, huh?
Notice they didn't say another way for him to win.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Oct 1, 2012 22:51:23 GMT -5
I would have figured it was because, for all intents and purposes, you could easily rename the move to the "Flying Dick To the Mouth".
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Jeremy
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Post by Jeremy on Oct 1, 2012 22:51:30 GMT -5
I wanna see someone use the heart punch.
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Post by Gerard Gerard on Oct 1, 2012 22:51:46 GMT -5
Yes, well done CW, because we all knew that the WWE needed a reason to keep Zack Ryder off television..........
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Post by rnrk supports BLM on Oct 1, 2012 22:52:24 GMT -5
I once saw Zack's finisher referred to on here as the "flying dick to face", and ever since, I've never been able to unsee it.
No wonder they don't want it on kids' programming.
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Bub (BLM)
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Oct 1, 2012 22:53:09 GMT -5
Jesus christ, when I was a kid Elmer Fudd used to shoot Daffy Duck in the head and turn him to ash. I don't see how Zack Ryder's finisher is so offensive.
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Post by DZ: WF Legacy on Oct 1, 2012 22:54:10 GMT -5
I don't get the no head rule. If a parent doesn't want their kid to watching wrestling, they're not going to just decide, "Oh! Well they don't hit each other on the head for this show, so it's okay!" They won't let them watch period.
I could see them saying "no punching the head" and axing the more violent looking moves. I get that much since they want the G-rating.
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Post by The Tee Why on Oct 1, 2012 22:54:29 GMT -5
So his finisher will be a rollup then?
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Jeremy
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Post by Jeremy on Oct 1, 2012 22:54:51 GMT -5
Jesus christ, when I was a kid Elmer Fudd used to shoot Daffy Duck in the head and turn him to ash. I don't see how Zack Ryder's finisher is so offensive. Because Zack Ryder wins. There is no reason for that. ;D
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zeez
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Post by zeez on Oct 1, 2012 22:56:43 GMT -5
I guess you could say that Ryder's finisher was a little too... ...rough.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Oct 1, 2012 22:57:28 GMT -5
I'm sure that Zack doing the Rough Ryder was probably just a botch. He might have forgotten about the neck thing.
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Post by Mayonnaise on Oct 1, 2012 22:57:45 GMT -5
Jesus christ, when I was a kid Elmer Fudd used to shoot Daffy Duck in the head and turn him to ash. I don't see how Zack Ryder's finisher is so offensive. Because most kids are smart enough to realize the difference between cartoons and real life, let alone shooting someone in the face being bad, but not all will heed the warnings of "Do not do this" when it comes to wrestling (and I include my generation as well as I would wrestle with my friends after watching the matches). CW and WWE don't want to see a kid get injured because they watched WWE on CW, tried a move and broke someone's neck.
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"Magic" Mark Hurr
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Oct 1, 2012 23:06:33 GMT -5
Jesus christ, when I was a kid Elmer Fudd used to shoot Daffy Duck in the head and turn him to ash. I don't see how Zack Ryder's finisher is so offensive. Because most kids are smart enough to realize the difference between cartoons and real life, let alone shooting someone in the face being bad, but not all will heed the warnings of "Do not do this" when it comes to wrestling (and I include my generation as well as I would wrestle with my friends after watching the matches). CW and WWE don't want to see a kid get injured because they watched WWE on CW, tried a move and broke someone's neck. also, you wouldn't want a kid to attempt a rough ryder on a kid only for a kid to dodge it and pin him with a rollup in the middle of the cafeteria in front of everyone. think of the embarrassment.
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SEAN CARLESS
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Post by SEAN CARLESS on Oct 1, 2012 23:08:12 GMT -5
When I was a kid, no one had any issues with Jake Roberts dropping dudes neck first into the mat on saturday mornings. Or big fat guys squashing people so they were carried out on stretchers. What's with this pussy generation? (and I don't mean the kids; I mean the spineless/clueless adults who make these micromanaged decisions?).
Here are some of the things that flew in Saturday morning wrestling (PG rated) 25 years ago:
-Ricky Steamboat swallows his tongue after Savage crushed his throat with a ringbell. -Rick Rude gets his tights ripped off by Jake Roberts. -Brutus Beefcake gets his head bloodied by Ron Bass's spurs. (and even when they edited it, you could see the blood). -Sika eats a live chicken. -Hogan gets beaten to a pulp with a police man's billy club by Big Boss Man. -It's implied that the Islanders abused Mathilda the bulldog after stealing her.
And this is not even getting into 1991 things like people being locked in caskets, Bret Hart being electrocuted by The Mountie, and Randy Savage's arm getting gnawed on by Jake's King Cobra.
Society needs to get their heads out of their asses. These same people making these calls are the same one's who grew up with this stuff.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Oct 1, 2012 23:08:37 GMT -5
Hmm...maybe Zack will just use the Broski Boot. Oh wait, that won't work.
Maybe he can bring back the Zack Attack. Oh crap, that move is worse than the Rough Ryder.
What the hell is he going to do?
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Krimzon
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Post by Krimzon on Oct 1, 2012 23:18:50 GMT -5
Hmm...maybe Zack will just use the Broski Boot. Oh wait, that won't work. Maybe he can bring back the Zack Attack. Oh crap, that move is worse than the Rough Ryder. What the hell is he going to do?Lose.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Oct 1, 2012 23:19:26 GMT -5
Hmm...maybe Zack will just use the Broski Boot. Oh wait, that won't work. Maybe he can bring back the Zack Attack. Oh crap, that move is worse than the Rough Ryder. What the hell is he going to do?Lose. Not if he's facing Regal.
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Post by Citizen Grimm on Oct 1, 2012 23:20:42 GMT -5
Hmm...maybe Zack will just use the Broski Boot. Oh wait, that won't work. Maybe he can bring back the Zack Attack. Oh crap, that move is worse than the Rough Ryder. What the hell is he going to do? Well, looks like its time to give Ryder the WWE's go to generic finisher: the Overdrive/Playmaker. Wait...even that target's the head/neck area? Ummmm........the Woo Woo Woo elbow drop?
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