Well, I dreamt my mom was in a porno.

[Perd]

It was horrible, easily the worst dream I've ever had. In the dream, I was on a tube site and I clicked on a video, there she was having sex with some guy that was definitely not my dad. As usual in dreams, I traveled 600 miles in an instant, to confront her. Shocked to find that not only was she proud of it, she revealed plans to make even more porn. Thankfully, my phone rang and I woke up.

If you will excuse me, I'm going to go hit my self in the head with a hammer, until I forget this or kill myself. Whatever comes first.

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

you'll NEVER forget this .....

WE WON'T LET YOU

MWAHAHAHAHAHA

[Back to being Cenanuff]

RATED AAAAHR!

[Munkie91087]

Was this your reaction in the dream?

[triplethreatmark]

Jun 22, 2012 12:28:34 GMT -5 Perd said:

It was horrible, easily the worst dream I've ever had. In the dream, I was on a tube site and I clicked on a video, there she was having sex with some guy that was definitely not my dad. As usual in dreams, I traveled 600 miles in an instant, to confront her. Shocked to find that not only was she proud of it, she revealed plans to make even more porn. Thankfully, my phone rang and I woke up.

If you will excuse me, I'm going to go hit my self in the head with a hammer, until I forget this or kill myself. Whatever comes first.

I'm sorry but:

That is hilarious. Although if this happened to me, I'd be traumatized.

[DrBackflipsHoffman]

Bad news - that wasn't a dream

[jagilki]

Pics?

["I'm Batman..."]

Is your mom hot?

[Danimal]

Jun 22, 2012 12:39:16 GMT -5 jagilki said:

Pics?

Ya, pic or GTFO

[Perd]

Jun 22, 2012 12:43:12 GMT -5 Danimal said:

Jun 22, 2012 12:39:16 GMT -5 jagilki said:

Pics?

Ya, pic or GTFO

Oh, I'll gladly GTFO. And no she is not hot.

The only think I take solace in, is I googled "dreamt my mom was in a porno" and the first few results were people, that dreamed that they had sex with there mom. At least it wasn't that.

[Massive G]

Jun 22, 2012 12:51:26 GMT -5 Perd said:

Jun 22, 2012 12:43:12 GMT -5 Danimal said:

Ya, pic or GTFO

Oh, I'll gladly GTFO. And no she is not hot.

best reply ever?

[CaptainFall]

I'm afraid you'll need to kill yourself.

[Perd]

Jun 22, 2012 13:12:06 GMT -5 CaptainFall said:

I'm afraid you'll need to kill yourself.

I would, but I really want to see TDKR. Maybe after that.

[Bo Rida]

Jun 22, 2012 12:51:26 GMT -5 Perd said:

Jun 22, 2012 12:43:12 GMT -5 Danimal said:

Ya, pic or GTFO

Oh, I'll gladly GTFO. And no she is not hot.

The only think I take solace in, is I googled "dreamt my mom was in a porno" and the first few results were people, that dreamed that they had sex with there mom. At least it wasn't that.

A job interview for google would be the scariest thing ever, just imagine them coming out with a file of all the things you've ever searched for.

[Deleted]

Is it weird that this was funnier than Bucky Larson?

[Danimal]

Jun 22, 2012 12:51:26 GMT -5 Perd said:

Jun 22, 2012 12:43:12 GMT -5 Danimal said:

Ya, pic or GTFO

Oh, I'll gladly GTFO. And no she is not hot.

The only think I take solace in, is I googled "dreamt my mom was in a porno" and the first few results were people, that dreamed that they had sex with there mom. At least it wasn't that.

Still want pics


and yes I do need help.

[Mozenrath]

Jun 22, 2012 13:22:44 GMT -5 @teamkillswitch said:

Is it weird that this was funnier than Bucky Larson?

Crib death is funnier than Bucky Larson, so no.

[Deleted]

For a second there, I read that as "Well, I dreamt my mom was in a porno"

Like anyone would ever admit to something like that! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!




Although I do love how she was apparently a super villain and her evil plot was to keep making porn. You don't get crazy plots like that anymore...

[Kash Flagg]

So...uhh...which site was it? Just wanted to check...to make sure she wasn't there. Yeah...that's the ticket.

[Ginger Beer Man]

Oh dear God. That's...messed up dude.