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Post by The Man They Call Asher on Dec 6, 2012 4:10:27 GMT -5
The Hawk needs a new nemesis, the lack of Joshua Simms leaves a hole.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Dec 8, 2012 20:36:07 GMT -5
Very true... he was our antagonist.
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Post by Hawk Hart on Dec 8, 2012 23:59:13 GMT -5
The Jefferson Show Season Two Episode Eighteen: Baby Birthday{Spoiler}
Hawk's up before any of the other Jeffersons and with good reason, it's the triplet's birthday and he's got to make sure he gets some family friends to celebrate this special occasion.
Hawk is really excited about this birthday, probably because that means no more dirty diapers.
The guests all invited, Hawk takes a few minutes to ponder what he could turn this empty room in to.
Unable to come to a decorative conclusion, Hawkeye decides to work out a bit before work. He's really starting to get bored with the whole "International Super Spy" now that he has four lovely girls in his home. Maybe it's time for the Hawk to take a change of pace.
Sadie's up soon afterwards and knows that today she'll have to return to work so she calls that horrible babysitter to come over. There has to be better options in this town.
Hawk's off to another dreadful day of work and yet again this guy is outside, what the hell? Is he Joshua's illegitimate son?
The babies still sleeping, Sadie uses the morning peace to give Dexter a much needed bath. What does this dog get into?
The babysitter maintains her bad reputation by standing around the nursery and clapping instead of watching after the babies. Put some shoes on ya clappin' freak.
The inevitable call coming from work, Sadie switches into her seasonally inappropriate work clothes to go sing someone a song of cheer.
Once again ignoring her job, the babysitter chooses to keep the housekeeper from doing his job as well. Her laziness is spreading.
If Sadie managed to cheer this sour looking man up, she's awesome at her job. Then again, she has the pyrotechnic edge.
Not even stomping the shrubbery can can bring a smile to Hawk's face, he must really hate that job.
This hardly seems like reasonable behavior for a husband and father of three.
Needing to unwind a bit, Hawk takes to his perch to explore the galaxy through his telescope.
Sadie and Dexter have some bonding time in the hall to make up for the horrible trauma of the bath.
It's not long before party guests start to arrive, all of the Jeffersons' closest friends are at the Nest to see their girls get a little older.
Why is the baby on the floor? Is this solid parenting?
Now the other two are on the floor too and Elizabeth has become a half naked toddler. This is becoming a weird party.
And now they've all aged from babies to toddlers and it's not long before they start exploring their room.
Olivia immediately jumped in the toy box without giving it second thought. She's gonna be a handful.
Emily and Elizabeth are showing early hints of what they may become, taking to the musical and logical toys respectively.
Olivia's toybox adventure was interrupted with a visit from the tickle monster. Tickling is her new favorite thing.
Hawk was called off to work during the middle of the party and that was the last straw, this is the end of his life as a spy.
Elizabeth was the first Hawkling to escape the nursery so Sadie uses the opportunity to try and teach her child to walk. Her strong maternal instincts make teaching Elizabeth a breeze.
While Elizabeth is learning to walk, Emily and Olivia have some quality sister time at the new block table their parents bought them.
While Olivia is content to play with blocks all night long, Emily attaches herself to Hawk who sits with his daughter to teach her a few words.
The party clearing out and the children tiring out, Hawk and Sadie can't control themselves and share a tender moment.
All the children put to rest, Hawk and Sadie are finally able to get some sleep, though it likely won't be very much.
And now we're done with episode eighteen. The Jefferson girls are quickly becoming young Ladyhawks and Hawk and Sadie couldn't possibly be more proud. With Hawk deciding that his family is more important than his work, how will this extra time at home help his children develop into well rounded people? The only way to find out is too keep watching the Jefferson Show.
What Should Hawkeye Do Now? Devote his time to becoming a novelist. Get a new full time job. Become self-employed from his home. Nothing at all.
Stat Update Name: Hawkeye Jefferson Career: Law Enforcement --> Level 10 --> International Super Spy Lifetime Goal: Become an International Super Spy Traits: Genius, Good Sense of Humor, Charismatic, Athletic, Ambitious Skills: Athletic --> Level 10; Logic --> Level 7; Charisma --> Level 10; Cooking --> Level 8; Handiness --> 10; Guitar --> 6; Inventing --> 4; Writing --> 5; Painting --> 3
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Post by The Man They Call Asher on Dec 9, 2012 0:12:34 GMT -5
Become a novelist.
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Post by Matt on Dec 9, 2012 17:37:29 GMT -5
Self-Employed
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Post by Hawk Hart on Dec 9, 2012 20:16:42 GMT -5
The top two picks will likely win so if I didn't lose most of my already small readership and can get a few more votes then episode 19 will be posted tonight.
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Post by Knailsic From Now On on Dec 9, 2012 22:50:46 GMT -5
Self-Employed
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Post by Hawk Hart on Dec 12, 2012 19:07:52 GMT -5
OOC: I saved your signature and then sent the picture to my brother, you have no idea how happy that made us. Anyway, here's a new episode! The Jefferson Show Season Two Episode Nineteen: Snowflake Day{Spoiler}
It's Snowflake day and Hawkeye has spared no expense in decorating the Nest. This snowman was supposed to go inside but Sadie nixed that idea.
At least they got a great tree in the foyer.
Oh, and a menorah because Sadie's half Jewish.
Even Dexter can't sleep with all the excitement and returns to his old habit of waking Hawk up early.
With Sadie departing to the hallway to practice her guitar playing, Hawkeye and Dexter take it easy in the master bedroom.
When's the best time to quit a job? On the biggest holiday of the year obviously since that's what Hawk did.
Hawk finds a much needed moment of peace after letting go of his lifelong dream with his dear cat friend Asher. Asher is freaking stoked about snowmen.
Now unemployed, Hawk officially starts the day with a batch of waffles for himself and Sadie.
Those waffles looked so tasty that Hawk had to put more clothes on apparently.
Avoiding the topic of gifts, the Jeffersons talk about computers. Fantastic breakfast conversation.
Breakfast finished, Hawk and Sadie gather their children around the tree for gift-giving. Elizabeth walked to the tree herself and everyone was very impressed.
Proving not to just be awkward at conversation, Hawkeye surprises Sadie with a laptop.
All of the Hawkettes got teddy bears, Elizabeth was the only one to name hers. Of course she can't talk so she really sort of grunts but it sounds like Randy so that's his name now.
Hawk and Sadie take advantage of the Hawklings being distracted to celebrate a successful first Snowflake Day morning. Good work kids.
Being the quality father that he is, Hawk sits down with Olivia to try and teach her a few words. She's not quite sure she likes this concept.
Preoccupied with family time, the Jefferson fail to see the illegitimate child of Snow Miser wandering around outside the Nest.
She can talk! Olivia is officially the first of the Jefferson girls to speak deciding fishing is the first topic to really tickle her lingual fancy. Soon she's chatting about music, computers, and death. That's pretty complex for a toddler.
With Olivia voicing her desire to smack her bear around some more, Hawk takes Elizabeth under his wing for story time until she and her sisters start nodding off.
The children put to sleep, Hawk and Sadie play a friendly game of pool. Sadie was dominating until missing her sixth shot and then leaving the table claiming she had to pee. A likely story...
The day winding down, the Jeffersons retire to their master bedroom to relax and enjoy each other's company.
Really guys? Well I guess if there's anything to get you in the mood it's gift-giving and billiards.
That must be a special kind of whoopie if they make those hearts appear every time. Or maybe the effects department is really creative.
The excitement of the day finally catching up to them, Hawk and Sadie fall asleep together with Dexter standing guard.
And that brings this episode of the Jefferson Show to a close and an end to the Jeffersons first Snowflake Day as a family. Hawk, Sadie, and the Hawkettes are growing closer together everyday, not to mention Asher and Dexter quickly developing bonds with the children. We're almost to the end of season two, will the family bliss continue? Find out by watching the Jefferson Show.
Name the two other bears.
What should Hawk do with that empty room?
Stat Update Name: Hawkeye Jefferson Career: Law Enforcement --> Level 10 --> International Super Spy Lifetime Goal: Become an International Super Spy Traits: Genius, Good Sense of Humor, Charismatic, Athletic, Ambitious Skills: Athletic --> Level 10; Logic --> Level 7; Charisma --> Level 10; Cooking --> Level 8; Handiness --> 10; Guitar --> 6; Inventing --> 4; Writing --> 5; Painting --> 3
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Post by Deleted on Dec 15, 2012 20:43:27 GMT -5
I think the choice is obvious.
Dreamatorium!
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Post by Hawk Hart on Dec 18, 2012 18:35:49 GMT -5
I think the choice is obvious. Dreamatorium! That's BRILLIANT! I don't know if any of you still give a shit but a new episode is coming now.
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Post by Matt on Dec 21, 2012 21:59:36 GMT -5
Is this still going? I need my Hawkeye fix!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2012 18:25:27 GMT -5
I've just learned that The Jefferson Show has just been nominated for "Best Sim-Based Reality Show" at this year's FANNIE Awards!
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Dec 22, 2012 20:34:25 GMT -5
THE FANNIES! WOOO!
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Post by Hawk Hart on Dec 23, 2012 0:05:52 GMT -5
Tomorrow. The season two finale of the Jefferson Show. It's happening, stay tuned! In other words, for some reason my game decided to screw my save post Snowflake Day so I have to do some catching up and I've been awake nearly twenty four hours at this point. In the meantime, here's this horrifying whatever.
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Post by Razor Gives It A 4/10 on Dec 23, 2012 0:49:24 GMT -5
Looks like Dexter is as confused as we are
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Post by Hawk Hart on Dec 23, 2012 17:31:56 GMT -5
The Jefferson Show Season Two Finale Episode Twenty: Going Out with a Bang{Spoiler}
It's the last day of the year and Hawk is up with the sun to prepare his surprise for Sadie.
Her own office! What a nice guy and look at that stuff.
Of course, he's gotta have somewhere to stick his Darwin's Revenge game.
Waiting for Sadie to wake up to show off his design work, Hawk plays his favorite arcade game from his youth.
Sadie's up not long after and she still has no idea what's in store for her.
She's overjoyed by it all...except the arcade machine. Can't win 'em all.
Realizing what day it is, Sadie decides to throw an end of the world feast party.
With Sadie in full party planning mode, Hawk decides it's time to part with his most recent attempt at painting.
The guests all invited, Sadie sits down with Olivia to try and teach her daughter how to talk. Olivia catches on quickly and is soon babbling away.
Fetching a tidy sum for his last work, Hawkeye starts on his next masterpiece. I'm fairly certain that's one step above finerpainting buddy.
His artistic need met for the moment, Hawk channels the Von Erich spirit and introduces Elizabeth to the Claw.
Next up, Hawkeye and Emily share a bonding/tickling moment. Aren't they so cute?
Leaving Sadie to take care of the children, Hawkeye departs to City Hall to register for his new career in inventing. He can't help but wonder why so many people hang around outside his house.
His first visit to City Hall since retiring from being a spy, Hawkeye hopes to avoid any possible awkwardness. Luckily, none of his former co-workers are hanging out outside to bust him.
You see that look? That's the look of satisfaction that comes with becoming your own boss. Hawk is itching to get back to the Nest and get to work.
He attacks his new profession with all the exuberance you'd expect. Why do all of his inventions start out looking like metal cowboy hats?
Giving the Hawklings a chance to practice their new conversational skills amongst themselves, Sadie heads to the pull up bar.
I don't know what that is but we probably shouldn't look directly at it.
His first invention selling for over $300, Hawk celebrates with a song.
His second career as a novelist waiting, Hawk sets to work on a children's book titled "Super Snowman and the Evil Elves." It's sure to be a best seller.
Realizing how close they are to party time, Hawk brings out the old buffet table and almost magically lays out a beautiful spread of cookies and salmon.
Evan Best is one of the first guest to arrive and immediately engages Hawkeye in a deep conversation about how much of a hipster the sun is apparently.
In perfect line with the holiday season, the Jefferson's guests brought more salmon, sushi, and even burritos.
The party settling in the master bedroom, Hawkeye has a good talk with his friend Mitch Lee who informs him that Rich Richmond still has feelings for Sadie.
Deciding to show off a little before asking Rich to leave, Hawk and Sadie danced together for a good thirty minutes.
And this awesome dance off started.
Taking inspiration from the music, Emily sits down to practice her music skills. Looks like this one takes after her mom.
Danced out, Hawkeye politely asks Rich to leave based on the grounds that he wants to steal Hawk's wife. Rich left without a fight. That's kind of disappointing.
Sneaking away for a few minutes to put the babies to bed, Hawkeye has to turn down an offer for a date from yet another woman he's never met. This happens far too often.
Asher started to get skiddish with all the strangers staying late into the night so Hawk had to calm him down.
Meanwhile, Sadie plays a concert to one in the bathroom. The acoustics in there are probably awful.
The guests finally deciding to beat it, Hawk tries to set the mood for Sadie with a flirty joke. It looks like it worked.
It definitely worked as Hawk and Sadie start getting close in bed.
The Ladyhawk makes the move and they're off.
Where do those hearts come from and how can I get that?
And with that, Hawkeye and Sadie fall asleep together for the last time this season and the last time this year.
Thanks to all of the viewers of the Jefferson Show for the last two seasons. Hawkeye and Sadie are inching closer to full blown adulthood and the Hawklings are gonna be children instead of toddlers before we know it. All of this and more next season on the Jefferson Show.
Stat Update Name: Hawkeye Jefferson Career: Inventor Lifetime Goal: Become an International Super Spy Traits: Genius, Good Sense of Humor, Charismatic, Athletic, Ambitious Skills: Athletic --> Level 10; Logic --> Level 10; Charisma --> Level 10; Cooking --> Level 8; Handiness --> 10; Guitar --> 6; Inventing --> 4; Writing --> 5; Painting --> 4
Let's change Hawk's lifetime wish for the third season. sims.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_Lifetime_Wishes
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Post by Matt on Dec 23, 2012 18:06:37 GMT -5
Yay it's back! Oh and Hawkeye should want to become Leader of the Free World!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2012 18:35:12 GMT -5
EMPEROR OF EVIL!
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Post by Razor Gives It A 4/10 on Dec 23, 2012 22:29:54 GMT -5
President Jefferson Jr sounds good to me
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Post by Hawk Hart on Dec 24, 2012 11:52:02 GMT -5
Perfect timing in ending the season on my part, I have three $5.99 Amazon credits that can only be used one at a time and can only be used tomorrow on digital download EA games so it looks like I'll be adding Master Suite Stuff, Fast Lane Stuff, and maybe even Katy Perry's Deluxe Diabetes Stuff.
Just an aside but I'd like to thank my brand new soon to be step brother for putting me in a place mentally where all I wanted to do last week was write TJS. He's five years younger than me and went absolutely banana when he saw my Sims games neatly laid out on my desktop and, after showing him the finer points of Sim creation and home building, I explained (at his behest) the concept and story of Hawkeye Jefferson. Nothing gets the creativity flowing like reviewing two seasons of programming in thirty minutes.
He did make feel super old when he did know what the Truman Show was though...
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