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Post by Hawk Hart on Dec 29, 2012 20:22:15 GMT -5
Hey, you guys are cool with more Jefferson Show right because that's something that's going to be happening soon.
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Post by The Man They Call Asher on Dec 29, 2012 20:27:01 GMT -5
Gross. Get lost with your stupid Sims stuff, scrub.
I am of course kidding. Hurry up yo.
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Post by Matt on Jan 7, 2013 0:25:46 GMT -5
We miss the Hawk! Bring him back!
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Post by Lila on Mar 4, 2013 12:02:07 GMT -5
I hope this continues with the release of University Life coming out tomorrow. This is good.
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Post by Hawk Hart on Mar 7, 2013 19:12:34 GMT -5
The Jefferson Show Season Three Episode One: Mr. Mom 2{Spoiler}
![](http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa339/SimplyMantastic/Screenshot-1009_zpsd5457592.jpg) What better way to start a new season than bizarre dreams? Hawk's head is filled with thoughts of work while Sadie dreams of boxing for some reason. Hopefully we don't see domestic violence anytime soon.
![](http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa339/SimplyMantastic/Screenshot-1010_zpsdcaeefc3.jpg) Sadie is out of bed first and decides to surprise Hawk with some waffles. Waffles are the shit.
![](http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa339/SimplyMantastic/Screenshot-1017_zpscf3d4907.jpg) Nearby, Asher takes out his kitten aggression on his favorite scratching post.
![](http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa339/SimplyMantastic/Screenshot-1011_zpscde14ae9.jpg) Deciding that 9am is a perfectly reasonable time for an adult to sleep til on a Monday morning, Hawkeye is finally roused by the delicious smell of waffle.
![](http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa339/SimplyMantastic/Screenshot-1012_zpsf9964731.jpg) His pursuit of tastiness is somewhat impeded by the toys scattered around. The Hawklings can walk, talk, and use the toilet on their own but haven't quite figured out the finer points of cleaning.
![](http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa339/SimplyMantastic/Screenshot-1013_zps676c3b79.jpg) Before Hawk even makes it downstairs Sadie has to run off to perform a few singing telegrams leaving our hero all alone with three little girls. Even Dexter looks scared at this realization.
![](http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa339/SimplyMantastic/Screenshot-1014_zpsad0970a7.jpg) First order of business? Waffles. Look how damn pleased he looks.
![](http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa339/SimplyMantastic/Screenshot-1015_zps4393b4db.jpg) Filled to brim with the best of breakfast cakes, it's time to let the Lady Hawklings loose.
![](http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa339/SimplyMantastic/Screenshot-1017_zpscf3d4907.jpg) Still at it.
![](http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa339/SimplyMantastic/Screenshot-1016_zpscbe9e1ac.jpg) With Elizabeth settled with a bowl full of...that, Olivia and Emily wake up with a need for a bowl full of brown.
![](http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa339/SimplyMantastic/Screenshot-1018_zps76d4b3d8.jpg) Weird, that's the first time they've ever all been in the high chairs at the same time and Hawk did it all by himself.
![](http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa339/SimplyMantastic/Screenshot-1019_zpsf4703ca8.jpg) He's so happy with his accomplishments that he doesn't even mind with the housekeeper takes a break to take a picture of him. Seriously though dude, don't you have stuff to clean?
![](http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa339/SimplyMantastic/Screenshot-1020_zpsddcaad87.jpg) While freeing his daughters from their chairs, Hawk answers a phone call. Judging by the disgusted look on his face, that was a bad idea.
![](http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa339/SimplyMantastic/Screenshot-1021_zpsf78c59bb.jpg) Awkward conversation cut off at the knees, Hawk takes a few minutes to read Olivia "Being Smart for Fun and Profit." She's gonna be the goofiest genius ever.
![](http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa339/SimplyMantastic/Screenshot-1022_zpsfd05943a.jpg) Emily and Elizabeth have some sisterly bonding at the block table. Having just learned to talk, most of the conversation is a random assortment words and noises that Asher and Dexter taught them.
![](http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa339/SimplyMantastic/Screenshot-1023_zps49ce7294.jpg) Speaking of Asher and Dexter, they seem to be having a deep debate about other animals; Asher loves ants and Dexter thinks ponies suck. Guess what the triplets aren't getting for their birthday?
![](http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa339/SimplyMantastic/Screenshot-1024_zpsfa8277f6.jpg) With Olivia abandoning him to build with her sisters, Hawk takes a few minutes to pay bills and collect the mail. Hawkeye still receives a really inappropriate amount of gifts from female friends with Sadie getting an absurd amount of love letters. Is the Hawk gonna have to lay the smackdown more this season?
![](http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa339/SimplyMantastic/Screenshot-1025_zps884926ba.jpg) Isn't that the most adorable meeting of tiny architects you've ever seen? Almost makes you sad that their entire lives are a lie.
![](http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa339/SimplyMantastic/Screenshot-1026_zps75e38f90.jpg) Finally with a few moments to himself, Hawk sits down to work on his new children's book, "Super Snowman and the Evil Elves." That's sure to be a classic.
![](http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa339/SimplyMantastic/Screenshot-1027_zps0c357ced.jpg) Sadie's finally home from a long day of singing to nearly everyone in town for the tiniest things and what's the first thing she does? That's right, kiss the cat.
![](http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa339/SimplyMantastic/Screenshot-1028_zpsee9a1c8b.jpg) Hawk emerges from his study, his book finished and sent to the publisher, to tell his wife the good news. He decides to hit on her instead. Seeing how great Hawk did with the kids, Sadie suggests they put the kids to bed and meet in the bedroom.
![](http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa339/SimplyMantastic/Screenshot-1029_zps3041e452.jpg) Hawk wastes no time getting the girls to their cribs.
![](http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa339/SimplyMantastic/Screenshot-1030_zps4d6ef0d1.jpg) And she's asleep. Damnit.
![](http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa339/SimplyMantastic/Screenshot-1031_zpsa046160a.jpg) Exhausted from a long day of being the best dad on the block, Hawk quickly passes out next to Sadie to recharge for tomorrow.
That's it for the return episode of the Jefferson Show. Hawk seems to have this parenting thing down but can he keep it up? Will Sadie continue to fall asleep before he makes it to bed? What the hell does Asher have against that scratching post? The only way to know is keep watching the Jefferson Show!
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Post by The Man They Call Asher on Mar 7, 2013 19:44:24 GMT -5
Don't get too attached to that scratching post.
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Post by Matt on Mar 7, 2013 21:23:25 GMT -5
Ponies suck!!
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Post by Lila on Mar 8, 2013 13:37:55 GMT -5
Yes! It's back!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 8, 2013 22:14:45 GMT -5
Michael Keaton should take notice.
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Hawk Hart
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Post by Hawk Hart on Mar 10, 2013 17:37:52 GMT -5
The Jefferson Show Season Three Episode Two: Photobooth Overexposure{Spoiler}
![](http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa339/SimplyMantastic/Sims%20Screenshots/Screenshot-1032_zpsfda153ab.jpg) Hawk and Sadie planned on sleeping in this morning but unfortunately, an emergency forced Dexter to rouse them early.
![](http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa339/SimplyMantastic/Sims%20Screenshots/Screenshot-1033_zpsdb56f677.jpg) Sadie's on it as two different Hawkling's have level three urine emergencies.
![](http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa339/SimplyMantastic/Sims%20Screenshots/Screenshot-1034_zps23be5875.jpg) Emily sprinted to the bathroom, Dexter is probably lucky she didn't try to ride him there.
![](http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa339/SimplyMantastic/Sims%20Screenshots/Screenshot-1035_zps4e020f33.jpg) Oh no, Hawkeye doesn't look too pleased to be out of bed, Dexter could be in trouble.
![](http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa339/SimplyMantastic/Sims%20Screenshots/Screenshot-1036_zpsbd23f8bd.jpg) Oh, well that didn't turn out nearly the way it seemed.
![](http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa339/SimplyMantastic/Sims%20Screenshots/Screenshot-1037_zps7ccbc3c2.jpg) It's Asher's birthday today, what better way to start out the morning than brutalizing the scratching post some more?
![](http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa339/SimplyMantastic/Sims%20Screenshots/Screenshot-1038_zps2fd10e49.jpg) Halfway to bathroom, Emily decided "screw it" and sat down to cry instead.
![](http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa339/SimplyMantastic/Sims%20Screenshots/Screenshot-1039_zpsdfa0add9.jpg) Luckily Sadie was nearby to calm the tyke down. Look at all that bonding.
![](http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa339/SimplyMantastic/Sims%20Screenshots/Screenshot-1040_zpsd601bd09.jpg) Down in the living room, Hawk is taking advantage of some quiet time to teach Dexter the finer points of hunting.
![](http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa339/SimplyMantastic/Sims%20Screenshots/Screenshot-1041_zpse65a2f22.jpg) For some reason, Hawkeye told Sadie they needed a baby sitter, hopefully they send someone with shoes this time. Meanwhile, the first meeting of the Jefferson Baby Book Club is about to commence.
![](http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa339/SimplyMantastic/Sims%20Screenshots/Screenshot-1043_zpsbed90d7f.jpg) With the sitter on the way, Hawk reveals his plans to Sadie. A day at SimFest in Verde Park. What a charming bastard.
![](http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa339/SimplyMantastic/Sims%20Screenshots/Screenshot-1042_zps4fb8601a.jpg) She still has no idea how to properly react to flowers.
![](http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa339/SimplyMantastic/Sims%20Screenshots/Screenshot-1046_zpsd17cef9f.jpg) The babysitter has arrived and he seems to be a big fan of Hawk but he looks like Dru Hill and Chris Brown had a kid and that's weird.
![](http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa339/SimplyMantastic/Sims%20Screenshots/Screenshot-1044_zps389f38f2.jpg) That's even weirder, is he blasting ass at the Hawklings?
![](http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa339/SimplyMantastic/Sims%20Screenshots/Screenshot-1047_zps1e909f78.jpg) Hopefully not since Hawk and Sadie are already far from the Nest and don't realize the horrible mistake they made leaving their children with this madman.
![](http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa339/SimplyMantastic/Sims%20Screenshots/Screenshot-1048_zps4c0ff23b.jpg) With the SimFest going on in the same place as the Spring Festival, Hawkeye and Sadie take a second to test their love.
![](http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa339/SimplyMantastic/Sims%20Screenshots/Screenshot-1049_zpse290fc89.jpg) "Burning". Nailed it.
![](http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa339/SimplyMantastic/Sims%20Screenshots/Screenshot-1050_zps8c336725.jpg) I want to say she's going in there for pictures but we all know that isn't true.
![](http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa339/SimplyMantastic/Sims%20Screenshots/Screenshot-1052_zpseebe42db.jpg) Checking his surroundings like a true champion of public indecency, Hawk follows close behind.
![](http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa339/SimplyMantastic/Sims%20Screenshots/Screenshot-1053_zps4c0687ed.jpg) Easy kids, other people can't improperly use that photo booth if you break it. Let's get away from these PG-13 shenanigans and check on the kids.
![](http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa339/SimplyMantastic/Sims%20Screenshots/Screenshot-1054_zps5376198c.jpg) Still reading and Sisqo Brown is keeping his distance, thank goodness.
![](http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa339/SimplyMantastic/Sims%20Screenshots/Screenshot-1055_zpse9147ed9.jpg) Back at the park, the Jefferson have they're pants back on and have moved on to playing horseshoes. Sexy.
![](http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa339/SimplyMantastic/Sims%20Screenshots/Screenshot-1056_zps9593e3b3.jpg) This is the show that was going on, I don't blame them for doing other things.
![](http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa339/SimplyMantastic/Sims%20Screenshots/Screenshot-1056A_zps88fd3163.jpg) Deciding they'd rather be at home than watching weird magic acts, the Jeffersons head back to the Nest.
![](http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa339/SimplyMantastic/Sims%20Screenshots/Screenshot-1057_zpsaef4be8b.jpg) Mere moments in the door, Asher is at Hawk's feet demanding attention. It worked out well for him.
![](http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa339/SimplyMantastic/Sims%20Screenshots/Screenshot-1060_zps637c189b.jpg) And now the time has come, Asher's final moments as a kitten, a truly momentous time.
![](http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa339/SimplyMantastic/Sims%20Screenshots/Screenshot-1061_zps40fbb340.jpg) That is a really strange aging technique.
![](http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa339/SimplyMantastic/Sims%20Screenshots/Screenshot-1062_zps20cf225d.jpg) Nothing says "Happy birthday!" and "I love you buddy" like a bath. Hawkeye is a great pal.
![](http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa339/SimplyMantastic/Sims%20Screenshots/Screenshot-1063_zps33f4c498.jpg) Asher is having none of this hospitality shit though and claws his escape.
![](http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa339/SimplyMantastic/Sims%20Screenshots/Screenshot-1066_zps76332dc9.jpg) The bath a complete and utter failure, Hawk decides it's probably for that best to give up the ghost in exchange for some family time.
That's the end of another episode of the Jefferson Show, even though you didn't see it, I assure you that Hawk and Sadie later went to sleep and had weird dreams. All is well at the Nest for the moment but what will the future hold? The only way to find out is to keep watching the Jefferson Show.
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Post by Matt on Mar 10, 2013 18:42:58 GMT -5
When is Hawk launching his political career?
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Post by Hawk Hart on Mar 10, 2013 21:10:32 GMT -5
When is Hawk launching his political career? There's plenty of time for that buddy, we'll got 58 more episodes scheduled. What's everyone think of the return?
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Post by Hawk Hart on Jun 29, 2013 19:21:00 GMT -5
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Post by Matt on Jun 29, 2013 19:41:01 GMT -5
What's going on in this pic? Is Dexter sick? ![:(](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/sad.png)
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Post by Hawk Hart on Jun 29, 2013 19:59:28 GMT -5
What's going on in this pic? Is Dexter sick? ![:(](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/sad.png) He's getting some serious belly rubbing for being a good dog.
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Post by Matt on Jun 29, 2013 20:09:19 GMT -5
Oh, he looked in pain and I thought those were hospital doors. Bigger question, when does this return??
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Post by Hawk Hart on Jun 29, 2013 20:23:10 GMT -5
Oh, he looked in pain and I thought those were hospital doors. Bigger question, when does this return?? #soon.
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Post by Hawk Hart on Jun 30, 2013 21:35:10 GMT -5
The Jefferson Show Season Two Episode Four: Date Night Redux{Spoiler}
![](http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa339/SimplyMantastic/Screenshot-1069_zps2eb3b684.jpg) Some habits never die.
![](http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa339/SimplyMantastic/Screenshot-1070_zpsbce9d806.jpg) Good thing Hawk is such a good guy and instead of yelling it's all facelicking. Can't blame Dexter for barking though, he's starving.
![](http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa339/SimplyMantastic/Screenshot-1072_zps22461999.jpg) Well, that was a simple solution.
![](http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa339/SimplyMantastic/Screenshot-1073_zps0096a726.jpg) With the pets fed, it's time to feed the children.
![](http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa339/SimplyMantastic/Screenshot-1075_zps35f5fd4f.jpg) This is where Asher sleeps now, deal with it.
![](http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa339/SimplyMantastic/Screenshot-1074_zps2df0f334.jpg) Hey, cleaning guy, if you don't like the squawking of the Hawklings, you can get the hell out.
![](http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa339/SimplyMantastic/Screenshot-1078_zps458083be.jpg) This the greatest thing in the world according to these small children.
![](http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa339/SimplyMantastic/Screenshot-1076_zps118b64f3.jpg) With the children busy Hawk decides to hone his pool skills.
![](http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa339/SimplyMantastic/Screenshot-1077_zps04bf292b.jpg) This always happens! Hawk's gonna have a broken beak if he keeps this up.
![](http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa339/SimplyMantastic/Screenshot-1071_zps78b267dd.jpg) Asher woke up specifically to attack this horrible, pink hellspawn. Get 'em little buddy.
![](http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa339/SimplyMantastic/Screenshot-1079_zps183e201b.jpg) After narrowly avoiding gruesome face injury, Hawk decides it's time to do some inventing. He's created what appears to be a metal bag thing. Good job?
![](http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa339/SimplyMantastic/Screenshot-1080_zps7eb8d63c.jpg) Unfortunately, his genius is interrupted by Yolanda Lemmon asking for a date. Some people just don't respect the institution of marriage.
![](http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa339/SimplyMantastic/Screenshot-1081_zps0d21aab2.jpg) Hawk decides to clear his head following that inappropriateness with a conversation with one of the Hawklings. Have you ever seen someone look amused by someone talking about toilets? What a great dad.
![](http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa339/SimplyMantastic/Screenshot-1083_zpsdaaf0ea9.jpg) And there's the babysitter Hawk requested. You better get your head off pool and onto watching these kids.
![](http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa339/SimplyMantastic/Screenshot-1084_zpsb2487d69.jpg) Why the babysitter and the fancy limo? Because it's goddamn date night. Hawk is taking Sadie to the finest place in town for a lovely dinner.
![](http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa339/SimplyMantastic/Screenshot-1085_zpsb792f68e.jpg) Why are you eating that doll baby?! That can't be delicious, where the hell is the babysitter?! Good thing Hawk and Sadie are headed home.
![](http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa339/SimplyMantastic/Screenshot-1086_zps62c985a3.jpg) With the babysitter dismissed and the kids in bed, it's time for the serious business. Sadie is quitting her job! She cited not wanting to sing to people that just lost their virginity (that actually happened) when she could be with her children. Good thing the Jeffersons are wealthy.
![](http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa339/SimplyMantastic/Screenshot-1087_zpsd82c422b.jpg) With everyone else asleep, it's time for some intense spouse time. Can anyone blame Dexter for hating the shit out of clowns?
![](http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa339/SimplyMantastic/Screenshot-1088_zpsb465a54b.jpg) Oh my, things just got sexy. Please turn all elderly and children away from the television.
![](http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa339/SimplyMantastic/Screenshot-1089_zpsf6d52127.jpg) Did you think I was joking?
![](http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa339/SimplyMantastic/Screenshot-1091_zpsdb526708.jpg) And finally the elder Jefferson's drift off to sleep close to 3am and that draws this episode to a close.
And that's all for this episode, as usually there's a viewer choice to be made and it has to do with a milestone event that's upcoming. To see how that plays out, keep watching the Jefferson show. Choice Where should the Hawkling's birthday party be held? At home At a public venue.
Stat Update Name: Hawkeye Jefferson Career: Law Enforcement --> Level 10 --> International Super Spy Lifetime Goal: Become an International Super Spy Traits: Genius, Good Sense of Humor, Charismatic, Athletic, Ambitious Skills: Athletic --> Level 10; Logic --> Level 10; Charisma --> Level 10; Cooking --> Level 8; Handiness --> 10; Guitar --> 6; Inventing --> 5; Writing --> 5; Painting --> 4
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Post by Matt on Jun 30, 2013 22:08:06 GMT -5
Yay it's back! Also having it in public sounds more amusing, so that.
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