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Post by The Man They Call Asher on Nov 14, 2012 3:26:15 GMT -5
Awwww yeah Sadie the Lady-Hawk. Has a nice ring to it.
Inventing.
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Post by Knailsic From Now On on Nov 14, 2012 4:03:46 GMT -5
I wish Sadie & Hawk good luck. Inventing because Hawk's almost died enough trying to fix things.
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Post by Lila on Nov 14, 2012 16:11:25 GMT -5
Congrats to Sadie and Hawk. The wedding is going to be awesome. Also, do you still need me to make those banners in Photoshop for you?
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Nov 14, 2012 16:39:31 GMT -5
Inventing!
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Post by Hawk Hart on Nov 14, 2012 17:21:50 GMT -5
Congrats to Sadie and Hawk. The wedding is going to be awesome. Also, do you still need me to make those banners in Photoshop for you? Yes, I should have most of the screenshots in the episode I'm about 15 minutes from posting.
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Post by Hawk Hart on Nov 14, 2012 18:21:00 GMT -5
The Jefferson Show Season Two Episode Two: The Hawk-xedo
Last night's workout is still working on Hawk, it may be time for an upgrade in beds.
Overcome with the smell of spoiler killer burger, Hawk decides to start his day doing dishes.
The aroma of rotten food gone, Hawk decides to invest some time in inventing skills in hopes he'll nearly die less.
Grateful for Dexter not waking him up at 5 am, Hawk feeds his four legged friend a treat.
Whoa, what happened? Yesterday you were in Granimals, today you're dressed like 007. Although I suspect his job is less like 007, more like that Jackie Chan movie.
Hawk is either happy, annoyed, or needs to go to that bathroom, in any case, it's off to the Simfest at Verde Park.
New season, new look, still looking good.
Oh hey, it's Sadie, looks like this outing just turned into a date.
The stage occupied with a terrible magician, Hawkeye and Sadie decide to hit the photobooth. Look how ridiculously excited Sadie is.
That is a huge film strip. Seriously, that's like an 8x10, that seems so impractical.
Sadie suggested a movie so they hop in Hawk's Prius and head to the theater.
They arrived a few minutes early for the movie so Hawkeye takes the opportunity to give Sadie a gift. It was those pictures they just took.
It's finally time for the movie and Sadie has to jog to keep up with Hawk. You should probably stop doing that dude, girls don't like that.
Everyone is becoming vampire, incidentally, both these women are on fire. Also, what the heck happened to Mercedes May?
Emboldened by the film he just saw, Hawk decides it's time to talk to the green skinned alien chick from work.
They bonded over their shared charisma trait and then Ariella decided her time would be better spent reading on a bench.
Hawkeye and Sadie talk a bit about the wedding while Joshua Simms listens in. How can he have positive thoughts about Hawk? One of the last times they saw each other, he got beat up.
The wedding discussion getting tedious, Hawkeye tells a thrilling story about soda.
Getting tired, Sadie calls it a night while Hawk does whatever the hell that is.
Hawkeye retrieves the presents that have been sitting in his mailbox for weeks, he's only getting them now to put off cleaning up the garbage those damn raccoons keep spreading.
The yard cleaned, Hawk crashes for the night to dream of promotions while Dexter watches him.
With Hawk fast asleep, we draw episode twenty-two to a close. With his wedding date fast approaching, Hawk's sure to be working his best to get a promotion, work on his skills, and buy a larger Nest but will everything work out in his favor? The only way to find out is to keep watching the Jefferson Show!
Nickname Hawk's Car
Pick a Lifetime Reward for Hawk Fertility Treatment Born to Cook (Increased cooking skill) Multitasker (Better at work with less effort put in)
Stat Update Name: Hawkeye Jefferson Career: Law Enforcement --> Level 7 --> Special Agent Lifetime Goal: Become an International Super Spy Traits: Genius, Good Sense of Humor, Charismatic, Athletic, Ambitious Skills: Athletic --> Level 6; Logic --> Level 6; Charisma --> Level 7; Cooking --> Level 6; Handiness --> 6; Guitar --> 4; Inventing --> 2;
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Post by Matt on Nov 14, 2012 21:42:13 GMT -5
Better at work. Gotta get a new nest!
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Nov 14, 2012 22:06:04 GMT -5
Multitasker
And nickname a Prius? It needs a smooth sound name... like Larry. Or Priscella.
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Post by Gopher Mod on Nov 14, 2012 23:42:21 GMT -5
Definitely Multitasker for the perma-perk.
As for the nickname for the Prius, name it Rob. That should be self-explanatory.
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Post by Hawk Hart on Nov 15, 2012 0:10:01 GMT -5
The Jefferson Show Season Two Episode Three: Rainy Day Fun
True to form, Dexter wakes Hawk up bright and early at 5 am.
Soreness gone and facing a day off, Hawk uses the early morning to lift weights.
Feeling a bit emboldened by his new inventing skills mixed with his handiness skills, he decides to take the screwdriver to his computer to finish making it unbreakable. No near death experiences this time!
A few things accomplished this morning, Hawk takes an hour to play tug of war with Dexter.
His obligations as a pet owner fulfilled, Hawk works a bit more on his inventing skills. He may need a workbench soon, just more reason for a larger Hawk's Nest.
Hawkeye has to blow of Catherine Best yet again. Apparently engagement means nothing to these people.
Being a social butterfly, Hawk decides to spread his wings and goes to a local park. He joined in a jam session with this guy and made exactly zero dollars tips.
All jammed out, it's time for ice cream! Look, they have stickers of that demon bunny on the van.
Deciding against eating that unholy terror in frozen treat form, Hawk went for a fudge pop, an excellent choice.
There's apparently an emergency at work and Hawkeye has to rush down there thinking of science the whole way.
His work completed, Hawkeye gets a great idea in the rain. Unfortunately, it doesn't involve an umbrella.
Apparently his idea was some late night guitar practice because that's what he did after returning to the Nest.
Feeling intellectually fulfilled, Hawk roosts for the evening with wedding bells ringing in his dreams.
That's a wrap for episode three of season two. Hawk had a power skill development day and now he's on the cusp of promotion, will things keep looking up as we continue towards the nuptials of Hawk and the Ladyhawk? Find out by watching the Jefferson Show!
Thursday Night Activity Night Out with Sadie More Skill Development
Stat Update Name: Hawkeye Jefferson Career: Law Enforcement --> Level 7 --> Special Agent Lifetime Goal: Become an International Super Spy Traits: Genius, Good Sense of Humor, Charismatic, Athletic, Ambitious Skills: Athletic --> Level 8; Logic --> Level 6; Charisma --> Level 7; Cooking --> Level 6; Handiness --> 6; Guitar --> 5; Inventing --> 3;
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Post by The Man They Call Asher on Nov 15, 2012 1:52:32 GMT -5
Night out with Sadie!
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Nov 15, 2012 12:02:55 GMT -5
Night out! Gotta keep her happy!
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Post by Hawk Hart on Nov 15, 2012 16:24:33 GMT -5
The Jefferson Show Season Two Episode Four: Date Interrupted
Hawk was able to get a full night's rest again and he's looking refreshed.
A few hours to spare, Hawk spends some time having a conversation with the most interesting person he knows.
The mailman seems entirely perplexed by the rain.
Hawk's soaked again. Buy an umbrella ya goof.
He was able to avoid the bushes in the rush to his Prius.
Even in a torrential downpour, bills must be paid. Good job being responsible.
With not even a moment to spare, Hawkeye calls Sadie to ask for a date. He suggested a night in, she suggested the SimFest at Rodeo-a-Go-Go, she won.
A little time to spare, Hawk decides to work on his writing skill.
A few skill points later and Hawk takes flight for his date.
No idea what the hell that is but the people love it.
Apparently Jesse Lu still carries a torch.
Never able to go anywhere without getting his picture taken, Hawkeye attempts to photobomb himself.
Sadie can't help but wonder why Hawk secretly invited her to the photo booth.
She figures it out when she parts the curtain to find a naked Hawk. Settle down big fella!
Despite doing the deed right there with people listening, Hawk and Sadie are allowed to stay. They decide to play pool but Hawk gets called away to work again.
Hawkeye seems he'd be better suited for community college dean instead of Special Forces with how much he loves costume changes.
After putting in a few hours, earning a promotion to Triple Agent, and getting soaked twice more, Hawk crashes for the night to dream of fall.
Episode twenty four is now finished. We're only a few episodes away from the wedding now and Hawk is still trying to find the right balance between work, social life, and love life. If his dates keep getting interrupted by work, he may have to consider a different lifetime goal. The only way to know is to keep watching the Jefferson Show!
NO VOTE Leisure Day Special Episode
Stat Update Name: Hawkeye Jefferson Career: Law Enforcement --> Level 8 --> Triple Agent Lifetime Goal: Become an International Super Spy Traits: Genius, Good Sense of Humor, Charismatic, Athletic, Ambitious Skills: Athletic --> Level 8; Logic --> Level 6; Charisma --> Level 7; Cooking --> Level 6; Handiness --> 6; Guitar --> 5; Inventing --> 3;
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Post by Hawk Hart on Nov 16, 2012 20:47:01 GMT -5
The Jefferson Show Season Two Episode Five: Summerfest
These wake ups are starting to get to Hawkeye.
Hawk decided that it may be time to make his bed like a grown up.
His bed made it's time to plan his new summer swimwear, if only this drawer would come unstuck.
Not this way! Good thing no on was around to see that.
Why are you in the bathroom now?
After the embarrassing fall, Hawkeye decides to work on his writing, he plans on a writing a series about a sexy spy who lives a quiet, unassuming life in a regular town.
It wasn't just all naked shenanigans in that photo booth, Hawk and Sadie actually found time to take pictures.
Speaking of Sadie, Hawk calls her up and they decide to enjoy an evening at the Summer Festival or Summerfest.
Why do women keep sending useless gifts? Potted plants, posters, and now a picture frame.
Because you never know when you'll have to play, Hawkeye works on tuning up his guitar playing.
After that, it's off to Summerfest. What will this celebration of all things summer hold?
While waiting for Sadie, Hawkeye decided to check out the soccer field. After Sadie arrived, she spent half an hour talking about stars.
Hawkeye, being both an excellent skater and fiancee tries to teach Sadie the finer points of spinning. She seems to be getting the hang of it.
Or not. At least Hawk's face broke the fall.
Skating a bust, Hawkeye decides to join the eating contest.
Alright, one down, two to go, hang in there Hawk.
Stop choking! You're going to lose!
See? Your inability to eat quickly and not nearly die has you eating for second.
Hawkeye abandoned the contest shortly thereafter with feeling sick. He threw up too but that was gross.
All cleaned up, it's time to get some professional pictures made with Sadie. No goofy faces this time.
Talan Sagar challenges Hawk to goalie a shoot out. Hawk's got this handled.
...everybody gets one.
What a great save. See, the first time was a fluke.
Well now you're just showing off.
Victorious, Hawkeye invites Sadie to watch the stars.
Are you sure that bench isn't in the way?
Obstructed view or not, Sadie's not paying attention to the stars.
The night getting later and later, Hawkeye gives Sadie a ride home and returns to the Nest.
And it's back to dreaming of exercise after several nights of wedding bells ringing in his sleep.
And that's the end of another episode of the Jefferson Show. As we continue this season, leaves won't be the only things changing, The only way to find out how things change is to keep watching the Jefferson Show!
What skill should Hawk develop?
Stat Update Name: Hawkeye Jefferson Career: Law Enforcement --> Level 8 --> Triple Agent Lifetime Goal: Become an International Super Spy Traits: Genius, Good Sense of Humor, Charismatic, Athletic, Ambitious Skills: Athletic --> Level 8; Logic --> Level 6; Charisma --> Level 8; Cooking --> Level 6; Handiness --> 6; Guitar --> 5; Inventing --> 3; Writing --> 4;
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Post by Matt on Nov 16, 2012 22:56:57 GMT -5
Inventing or Cooking
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Post by Knailsic From Now On on Nov 17, 2012 0:01:55 GMT -5
I say he works on inventing
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Post by Razor Gives It A 4/10 on Nov 17, 2012 3:02:02 GMT -5
Inventing or Logic
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Post by Hawk Hart on Nov 17, 2012 3:54:57 GMT -5
New episode, new Nest, coming tomorrow.
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Post by Hawk Hart on Nov 17, 2012 17:40:33 GMT -5
The Jefferson Show Season Two Episode Six: Movin' on Up
Hawk's really hoping Dexter stops with the early morning barking when he becomes a real dog.
Hawk takes advantage of his day off by finally movin' on up to a bigger Nest.
So long creepy demon bunny!
And what a Nest he chooses. Welcome to beautiful new Hawk's Nest; five bedrooms (master bedroom, three guest rooms, utility room), four bathrooms, a study, a home gym, living room, family room, leisure room, home gym, kitchen/dining room, and an outdoor living area. Hawkeye dipped into his immense inheritance to buy the house he's always dreamed of for himself and Sadie. Hawk knows this is the home he will grow old and raise his children in.
One of the benefits of selling all of your furniture and just buying new stuff is is you don't have to worry about actually moving. Hawkeye takes advantage of this benefit by immediately setting to work on his new work-bench.
Satisfied with the strange pile of welded metal he crafted, Hawk makes a few calls to invite people to his bachelor party.
Party planning out of the way, Hawk tests out his new MultiTab 6000 by reading a book about handiness.
Feeling more enriched, Hawkeye gets to work practicing a trick shot on his new pool table.
Right in the face. He really should stop trying these things, they only end in injury.
Good thing he didn't break his beak since the party guests are showing up.
Hawk takes a moment to ask his best friend Brandon Woods to make a toast in his honor.
Everyone gathers to hear Brandon tell stories, dirty jokes, and wish Hawkeye and Sadie many years of happiness.
Time to celebrate the Man of Honor.
Well that looks...fun? Yeah, we'll go with that.
The toasting finished, it's time for Brandon to show off his trick shot ability. What this shot is supposed to accomplish is still a mystery as Brandon missed.
Who called the military? Oh wait, those are just strippers. Hawk has no idea what's about to happen.
What a guy, there's ladies dancing in the kitchen and he's playing with his dog.
11 pm is the perfect time for a water balloon fight.
Soon it's a water balloon free-for-all. Even the stripper joined in.
Who the hell invited this paparazzi this party?
The party moving back inside, Brandon challenges Hawk to a game of chess. Spoiler: Hawk won.
The party lasting nearly ten hours at this point, Hawkeye politely asks everyone to leave so he can get some sleep.
Hawk's off to sleep to dream of easels. Maybe a new skill he'd like to learn?
There's another episode finished and Hawk is happier than ever. His relationship is solid, he's nearly achieved his lifetime dream, and he has the nicest house on the block. Will things keep going well for Hawk? The only way to find out is to keep watching the Jefferson Show.
New house, is it time for a new pet? Yes No
Stat Update Name: Hawkeye Jefferson Career: Law Enforcement --> Level 8 --> Triple Agent Lifetime Goal: Become an International Super Spy Traits: Genius, Good Sense of Humor, Charismatic, Athletic, Ambitious Skills: Athletic --> Level 8; Logic --> Level 7; Charisma --> Level 8; Cooking --> Level 6; Handiness --> 7; Guitar --> 5; Inventing --> 4; Writing --> 4;
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Post by Knailsic From Now On on Nov 17, 2012 18:01:22 GMT -5
I think Dex is enough for now.
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