Hawk Hart
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Post by Hawk Hart on Nov 17, 2012 20:35:37 GMT -5
Anyone else care to voice their opinion on the matter or can I just do the next episode?
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Nov 17, 2012 21:44:52 GMT -5
If it's a new pet to replave Dex, it's a no go bro.
If it's just getting another pet, go for it.
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Hawk Hart
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Post by Hawk Hart on Nov 17, 2012 23:11:16 GMT -5
The Jefferson Show Season Two Episode Seven: Summer Lovin'
It's the last day of summer and Hawk is out of bed early to go entertain some sick kids.
Hawkeye also finally mastered the art of the umbrella.
Hawk considered buying a bike for the summer but then it decided to rain everyday making a bike highly impractical.
Does this man have any sort of respect for shrubbery?
What the hell are you staring at in the distance?
Hawk's buddy Richter Steele challenged him to work out for four hours, strange but okay.
More gifts! This time it's the poster for some terrible band.
The main retrieved, it's time to get to work on that bizarre challenge.
Feeling energized with a couple of hours of exercise knocked down, Hawkeye calls Sadie to invite her over for a romantic evening.
Her arrival imminent, Hawk sets to work making her favorite meal in the kitchen.
With Hawk at work in the kitchen, Sadie attempts the same trick he tried on the last episode.
She failed too! Why can no one do this, or any other, trick successfully?
...is that supposed to looked like a colorless, shapeless pile of gruel? If so, good work.
Over dinner Hawk and Sadie discuss wedding cake options.
Dinner finished and the plates cleared, Hawk and Sadie sit down to watch a cooking show.
Things start getting hot and heavy on the couch, cooking shows can really get you in the mood I guess.
Well, that was unexpected. They played chess for a while before Sadie excused herself for the evening.
With Sadie gone for the night, Hawk goes to bed to dream of computers.
That's the end of summer everyone as fall comes to Starlight Shores. With the wedding only a few days away, what other fun will this season hold for
Should Hawk dress in costume for Halloween? Yes No
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Nov 17, 2012 23:16:43 GMT -5
YES! YES! YES!
Also, I wanted Hawk to get another pet. Someone has to keep Dexter company when Hawk's not home.
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Hawk Hart
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Post by Hawk Hart on Nov 17, 2012 23:19:43 GMT -5
YES! YES! YES! Also, I wanted Hawk to get another pet. Someone has to keep Dexter company when Hawk's not home. Well I've gotta have something going on in the few episodes between now and the wedding. Feel free to toss around ideas for a costume.
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Post by Razor Gives It A 4/10 on Nov 18, 2012 12:03:41 GMT -5
He should dress up as his namesake, a hawk...or an eye, or even Thomas Jefferson.
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Matt
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Post by Matt on Nov 18, 2012 13:06:58 GMT -5
Thomas Jefferson for Halloween!
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Hawk Hart
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Post by Hawk Hart on Nov 18, 2012 14:45:29 GMT -5
The Jefferson Show Season Two Episode Eight: Dexter's Birthday
Why is Hawkeye applauding first thing out of bed? It could be because it's Dexter's birthday, could be that he actually got to sleep until his alarm went off, or it could be the leftover joy of the new Nest. Or all three.
Dexter is much less than excited because this guy with a bad haircut is hanging around near the front door.
Hawk seems to be on the same page as Dexter. Still no explanation for the outfit.
Somehow, despite the lab coat, between the vampire, the dude falling asleep, and the woman having a mental breakdown, Hawk is the most normal one here.
Hawkeye worked his hardest today and he's close to a promotion, hopefully that comes with a new set of clothes.
The car just adds more confusion. What do you do?!
Back at the Nest, Hawk gives Dex a treat to celebrate his impending doghood.
A little more affection while Dexter's still small enough to pick up.
Why are you sparking like that? Getting older looks painful.
Holy crap, five seconds ago you were tiny, what is this?
Dexter takes advantage of his new size by licking Hawk in the face before running off to guard the house. Good boy.
Since it's fall, Hawkeye decides a change of clothes in order. He settles for this sweater with matching high tops.
Time to finish Richter's challenge, Hawk decides to listen to a Tabcast about charisma so he can improve while he improves.
Meanwhile, Dexter spots a paparazzi and bounds to the front yard.
While he was working out, Hawk spotted this mysterious rock from the window decided to collect it. He found a Topaz. Neat.
Hawkeye is just trying to pay his bills and this lady won't stop yelling at him. She's probably mad that Dexter barked at her while she stood around on the yard for four hours.
Finally able to get a moment's peace, Hawkeye practices yet another bizarre pool trick. This one didn't end with facial trauma.
After mastering whatever that xylophone shot was, Hawk and Dexter hit the hay; Hawkeye thinking about marriage, Dexter thinking about lobster.
There's one episode between now and the special wedding episode, what will that one episode hold? The only way to find out is to watch the Jefferson Show.
Tuesday Activity Open Choice
Stat Update Name: Hawkeye Jefferson Career: Law Enforcement --> Level 8 --> Triple Agent Lifetime Goal: Become an International Super Spy Traits: Genius, Good Sense of Humor, Charismatic, Athletic, Ambitious Skills: Athletic --> Level 9; Logic --> Level 7; Charisma --> Level 8; Cooking --> Level 6; Handiness --> 7; Guitar --> 5; Inventing --> 4; Writing --> 4;
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Post by Lila on Nov 18, 2012 17:25:11 GMT -5
Hmmm, the wedding colors should be different. Like yellow and blue just cause it seems like something Hawk would approve of.
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Post by Matt on Nov 19, 2012 0:32:38 GMT -5
Get a Kitty to hang out with Dex
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Post by Razor Gives It A 4/10 on Nov 19, 2012 0:53:08 GMT -5
Do they have dog shows or anything of the sort? If so you should do that for Dexter.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Nov 19, 2012 12:48:47 GMT -5
Skill building
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Hawk Hart
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Post by Hawk Hart on Nov 19, 2012 15:46:11 GMT -5
The Jefferson Show Season Two Episode Nine: What's New Pussycat?
The best part of Dexter being huge is that he lets Hawk sleep until his alarm goes off.
An hour to spare before work, Hawk tries out his new wall sized mirror.
Finally, a work outfit that makes sense! That is the style of an International Super Spy.
Why is it constantly raining? At least that umbrella should save the suit.
Normally, when Hawk gets a promotion he takes a moment to celebrate, today he ran to his car instead because of the rain. He's now achieved his lifetime goal! Hawkeye is now the boss spy.
Back at home, Hawk has received the gem he sent off to be cut, just in time for the wedding!
With the move to a new Nest and his recent birthday, Hawk decides it's time Dexter have a four legged friend. He browses the local shelter website and finds Asher the kitten.
Why is that thing back?!
With Asher being cleaned up and brought over, Hawk and Dexter make beautiful music together in the hallway.
Their jam session is soon interrupted as the shelter guy just walks right in.
Why did you leave the kitten outside dude? Not cool.
Hawkeye has to be heading to a party at Karen Kermin's house but he takes a few minutes to bond with his new pet.
I don't think the invitation said ski gear.
At Karen's house, Hawk takes a few minutes to introduce himself to Rehman Sagar.
A few dirty jokes later, Hawkeye starts a jam session.
Seriously, everyone was jamming except that Darren Lott jerk that kept interrupting people.
The jam concluded, Hawkeye takes a few minutes to make it clear to Darren that he wasn't recently arrested.
Karen abandoned this food on the counter so Hawk took it upon himself to finish making the salad she started.
The food served, Hawkeye thanks Karen for inviting him to her party before he heads back to the Nest.
Back home he tries to teach Dexter to sit on command. It's not working.
It worked! Who's a good boy?
Anita the Green Woman from Work calls Hawk around 1 am to talk about the wedding. Those vampires are a strange lot.
After a long, strenuous day Hawk finally hits the sack to dream of his new digs.
That wraps up episode nine and we're finally here, the next episode is the wedding of Simtury! Hawkeye has achieved his lifetime goal early, he has two great pets, and is soon to be married to the woman he loves. What will life hold next for Hawkeye? The only way to find out is to keep watching the Jefferson Show!
No Choice Wedding Episode Next
Stat Update Name: Hawkeye Jefferson Career: Law Enforcement --> Level 10 --> International Super Spy Lifetime Goal: Become an International Super Spy Traits: Genius, Good Sense of Humor, Charismatic, Athletic, Ambitious Skills: Athletic --> Level 9; Logic --> Level 7; Charisma --> Level 9; Cooking --> Level 6; Handiness --> 7; Guitar --> 5; Inventing --> 4; Writing --> 4;
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Nov 19, 2012 17:20:42 GMT -5
Woohoo Hawk!
And yay for Asher!
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Post by Knailsic From Now On on Nov 19, 2012 17:47:03 GMT -5
Hawk should totally play Sadie this:
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Nov 19, 2012 17:52:00 GMT -5
That was a cool episode. I like the jam session in particular.
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Hawk Hart
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Post by Hawk Hart on Nov 20, 2012 13:26:35 GMT -5
The wedding of Simtury will be happening later today but in the meantime, here's a preview of the home setup for the wedding party.
This is sure to be the biggest episode in Jefferson Show history!
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Hawk Hart
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Post by Hawk Hart on Nov 20, 2012 15:40:55 GMT -5
The Jefferson Show Season Two Episode Ten: Wedding of the Simtury
Today's the day and Hawkeye's excitement keeps him from sleeping in.
Before doing anything else, Hawk double checks the RSVPs for the wedding, looks like everyone is coming.
Hawk goes to his dresser to pick out a tux, even the drawer decides to work with him today.
After getting changed, Hawkeye has to take a moment to get some fresh air on his balcony. Relax buddy, everything will be fine.
A little time to spare before the guests start showing up, Hawk plays some online chess.
Sometime in the last few days this horrible abomination appeared. When will this curse end?!
Victorious in chess, Hawkeye takes a moment to admire his photo of himself and Sadie.
After a little bonding with Asher, it's time to call over a mixologist for the party.
Dexter does a little begging and finally convinces Hawk to play fetch before the guests show up.
Everyone is starting to show up and it's hard not to wonder why the bartender is just standing around by the front door.
Oh look, Kerry and Sadie arrived at the same time. Good thing Hawk picked Sadie as it appears Kerry has turned into some sort of horrible monster.
Dexter gives the couple his blessing by licking Sadie's face as soon as he sees her.
What a nice buffet spread, this better not turn out like last time when you had two full turkeys in your fridge because no one ate.
Kerry seems oddly excited about this wedding.
Hey, mixologist, get to work. You're not being paid to sit by the fire pit.
While waiting for everyone to be seated, Hawk takes a moment to flex.
And just like that, Hawkeye and Sadie are married and neither could possibly be happier.
Easy there tiger, you've got an audience, wait until later.
Presenting, Mr. and Mrs. Hawkeye Jefferson. Dexter looks like he's chewing his paw, he's actually hiding his tears.
All Hawk has to say is cake and everyone lines up for a piece in the kitchen. Can't blame them, that's a good looking cake.
Oh no, first you creeped around outside, then you ignored your bar duties, and now you're complaining about the Hawk's new wife? This isn't gonna be good.
And now he's booing a guest. That's it.
Hawkeye finishes his cake and gives this guy a piece of his mind before firing and dismissing him.
He's still booing people on his way out the door, what a jerk.
The party cleared out, Hawkeye and Sadie enjoy their first entirely alone moments of marriage.
Well who didn't see that coming really?
Their marriage consummated, Hawk and Sadie fall asleep intertwined on the first night of their new life together.
And that does it for this edition of the Jefferson Show. Hawkeye and Sadie are finally married and living together at the Nest. Will they stay like this for long or will they soon be joined be little Hawklings? Only time will tell on the Jefferson Show.
Thursday Night Activity Spooky Day Festival Costume Party
Stat Update Name: Hawkeye Jefferson Career: Law Enforcement --> Level 10 --> International Super Spy Lifetime Goal: Become an International Super Spy Traits: Genius, Good Sense of Humor, Charismatic, Athletic, Ambitious Skills: Athletic --> Level 9; Logic --> Level 7; Charisma --> Level 9; Cooking --> Level 6; Handiness --> 7; Guitar --> 5; Inventing --> 4; Writing --> 4;
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Post by Matt on Nov 20, 2012 20:27:45 GMT -5
Costume Party!
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Hawk Hart
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Post by Hawk Hart on Nov 20, 2012 22:15:39 GMT -5
Just to be clear, whichever event doesn't win this vote is the Friday activity.
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