Lt. Palumbo
Hank Scorpio
On again off again watcher of a wrestling TV show
Posts: 6,067
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Post by Lt. Palumbo on Jan 21, 2013 7:07:42 GMT -5
Vince:Austin........It wasn't me...*sad face*
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Post by stevieboy on Jan 21, 2013 7:13:39 GMT -5
^ I would kill to see Sandow talk like that in a segment. N-word excluded of course. XD
Junkyard Dog: As much as I talked about I never actually got around to grabbing them cakes. Biggest regret of my life... *sigh*
Jake Roberts: The Damien you saw on TV was never the same snake twice. I used to feed them to my mouse Seth. Cocaine's a hell of a drug.
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Post by PTBartman on Jan 21, 2013 8:46:11 GMT -5
Shane McMahon: I've jumped from the highest heights. I've taken serious Volts to my junk. Sure I've Heard large pops, but that 's not why I did it. Ssssssecrets All I've ever wanted was Daddy's approval Ssssssssecrets He says Paul is like the son he never had Ssssecrets
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Jan 21, 2013 9:04:36 GMT -5
Jerry Lawler: When I was 15, I was getting changed in the gym locker room and my butt accidentally touched another guy's hand. I was so scared it turned me gay that I showered for 18 hours straight and I've been overcompensating like a motherf***er ever since. I don't even know what 'puppies' are.
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Post by Ron Woodsman aka Shempaholic on Jan 21, 2013 9:44:04 GMT -5
Hulk Hogan: "It really was hot. And there were Hulkamaniacs there. Dead ones. I see them in my nightmares every night. Damn that Kevin Sullivan, damn him!"
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
Posts: 39,294
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 21, 2013 10:13:12 GMT -5
Snitsky: it probably was my fault.
HHH: My greatest opponent? Probably the Spirit Squad
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Steph makes me wear one of those Vince masks when we fornicate
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After making love to the pile of spaghetti otherwise known as Katie Vick, Matt Hardy kept following me around with a fork.
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Micheal Cole? Best 450 splash in the business
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My favorite wrestler? Disco Inferno
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CM Punk has a clause in his contract that we must always have chilled Diet Coke available for him at all times.
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Post by Ron Woodsman aka Shempaholic on Jan 21, 2013 10:38:20 GMT -5
Mark Henry: "That whole thing with Mae Young and the hand was a cover for that fact that I made her get an abortion. I just wasn't ready to be a father."
Kelly Kelly: "One time I peed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in a sink."
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Deleted
Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2013 11:57:10 GMT -5
The Rock: I hate pie, I'd rather eat cake.
Stevie Richards: Let just say that I fornicated alot during my RTC days and me and Victoria....well let just say my ass still hurts.
Val Venis: I'm gay
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Post by eldandyjamupguy on Jan 21, 2013 12:01:46 GMT -5
Christian: I'm really an Atheist
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
Posts: 39,294
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 21, 2013 12:08:12 GMT -5
Bret Hart: I'm definitely no longer the best there is, in retrospect I was not the best there was and thus I can't be the best there ever will be.
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Nobody likes The Anvil
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The only person that wasn't in on the work in Montreal was Vince
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I doubted El Dandy. I doubted him the whole time.
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Post by johnnytightlips on Jan 21, 2013 12:30:00 GMT -5
Great idea for a thread! A lot of these posts are full of win!
CM Punk: I preferred leading the New Nexus over the Straight Edge Society.
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Post by CubsFan71 on Jan 21, 2013 13:48:45 GMT -5
Billy Gunn: I was never down with that
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Roaddogg: I didn't know and my ass never called anybody
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jan 21, 2013 15:16:06 GMT -5
AJ Lee: "I've always been a strong supporter of abstinence, but I haven't gotten the chance to work that into any of my storylines yet."
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Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2013 21:33:22 GMT -5
Chyna: I never wanted to be threated like a man nor a woman, but I wanted to be threated like......a monkey.
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Debra: Stone Cold hits like a girl.
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Godfather: I never know why people called me the "Godfather", I'm just a father of four.
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Mark Henry: What people don't know is that I had sex with Sammy when the camera went off.......wait, this isn't recorded, isn't it?
Camera man: Euh....no!!!
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Post by Rocket N. Nine on Jan 21, 2013 21:43:48 GMT -5
Kelly Kelly: "One time I peed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in a sink." I ran this through a binary translator... {Spoiler}and it is awesome.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jan 21, 2013 22:07:11 GMT -5
Ron Simmons: "There is no New Nation coming, and there will never, ever be another Nation. Not as long as I'm breathing. That's right, I've lobbied WWE never to start up another version of that stable ever again."
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Tommy Dreamer: "WWE and Subway were considering teaming up and using me as potentially the next Jared Fogle in a new weight loss campaign, but I kinda binged on meatball marinara subs at the press dinner. I'm pretty sure I disqualified myself."
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Paul Heyman: "I didn't watch a lot of old ECW matches. Blood's always made me queasy."
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R-Truth: "Little Jimmy...y'know, he's getting older now...and the kid's emotions are outta control. I'm trying to raise him right, y'know? But at Tribute To The Troops, he wanted to ride in the tank, and we just let him play around, but it was still running. All that property damage...it ain't easy, man."
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Post by stevieboy on Jan 22, 2013 0:06:23 GMT -5
Kelly Kelly: "One time I peed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in a sink." I ran this through a binary translator... {Spoiler}and it is awesome. Whoa. Never even thought to do that. Nicely done.
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Lancers
El Dandy
Oh you
Posts: 7,951
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Post by Lancers on Jan 22, 2013 0:48:45 GMT -5
CHRISTIAN SEEEEEECRETS
"One time I was down in Malaysia doing a WWE event. And I met a couple of nice ladies who said they were willing to tailor my ring attire. I liked their work so much I brought them back to the States with me and legally married them so they can become legal citizens."
~seeeeeecrets~
"When we were teenagers, Edge and I would dress up as girls and sneak into the ladies bathroom at high school to listen to them pee in the toilets."
~seeeeeecrets~
"I liked working for TNA. It was close to home. I got to work with Sting. And I got to pull down Mike Tenay's pants in front of the Knockouts. Little known fact about Tenay. He finds underwear too restricting for his less-than-average crotch."
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"I got to make out with Trish Stratus on live television. It's not a secret, I just think it bears repeating when people start feeling sorry for me that I never got properly pushed in the WWE. Suck on that virgins!"
~seeeeeecrets~
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Post by Rocket N. Nine on Jan 22, 2013 1:18:44 GMT -5
Dean Ambrose: "That confrontation I had with Mick Foley was just a work. Pooping in his rental car, however - Pure. Ambrose."
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Sheamus: "My real name is Mitch Davis. I'm a 50 year old black man from Detroit. It takes six hours to put the Sheamus makeup on."
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Dolph Ziggler: "I'm banned from Marriot hotels in Alabama, Arkansas, North Carolina, South Carolina, North Dakota - but not South Dakota -, Wisconsin, New Jersey, New Hampshire, Oregon, Washington state, Washington DC, Vermont, Maine, West Vi...no, not West Virginia, just regular Virginia...um...oh, Oklahoma, Kansas, Missouri, Michigan, Idaho, Montana, Maryland, Puerto Rico, Quebec, British Columbia, and Saskatchewan.
What can I say? Beds are expensive."
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Buddy Peacock
AC Slater
In death, a member of developmental has a name. His name is Dean Ambrose.
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Post by Buddy Peacock on Jan 22, 2013 1:49:04 GMT -5
Ryback: I can't stop eating. I eat because I'm unhappy, and I'm unhappy because I eat. It's a vicious cycle. Now, if you'll excuse me, there's someone I'd like to get in touch with and forgive... myself.
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