percymania
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Percymania will live forever! Oh yeah!
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Post by percymania on Jan 22, 2013 1:58:57 GMT -5
Al Snow: Everybody just wants to be loved. No particular sexual act is favored over any other.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jan 22, 2013 4:44:23 GMT -5
SANTINO: I once paid both Bellas to choke me out while wearing the Cobra sleeve on each arm.
SEECRETS...
SANTINO: My match against Umaga was a shoot. Best decision I ever made.
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SANTINO: I still have never watched The Condemned. I stood up and shouted in joy when Austin died in The Expendables.
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Post by RI Richmark on Jan 22, 2013 19:05:43 GMT -5
Vince: Most people think that I created the Survivor Series to block Starcade. The truth is I created it as an excuse to get out of spending another Thanksgiving with my in-laws.
SEECRETS...
Vince: The only reason Koko B. Ware is in the Hall of Fame is because I lost a bet to Pat Patterson. To this day I can't believe how many pickles he got in there.
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Vince: Hornswoggle wasn't supposed to be my son. Originally it would turn out that thanks to time travel, I had sex with my Grandmother and fathered my Dad, thus making me my own Grandfather. We had to change it when we found out that some show called Futurama already did that story.
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Post by Ron Woodsman aka Shempaholic on Jan 22, 2013 21:27:06 GMT -5
Hulk Hogan... Seeecrets
"I kept that tutu from Mr. Nanny. Some nights when I'm in a bad place I like to put it on. It makes me feel pretty."
Seeeecrets
"Randy Savage was right about me and Elizabeth. We were screwing like rabbits."
Seeeeecrets
"The real Ultimate Warrior is dead. I killed him. The night of Summerslam 1991 I accidentally stabbed him 22 times. People were starting to ask questions so we found some crazed hobo in Indianapolis that sort of looked like him, painted him up like the Warrior, and sent him out to the ring at Wrestlemania 8. He's played the part ever since."
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And_5400
Trap-Jaw
Congratulations......Does a bus run through here?
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Post by And_5400 on Jan 22, 2013 21:45:27 GMT -5
Undertaker: Michelle only married me because she like Necrophilia.
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Dat Dude
Dennis Stamp
Wait, what?
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Post by Dat Dude on Jan 22, 2013 22:16:38 GMT -5
Mark Henry: "That whole thing with Mae Young and the hand was a cover for that fact that I made her get an abortion. I just wasn't ready to be a father." Kelly Kelly: "One time I peed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in a sink." Post of the year nomination.
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