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Post by BiloxiParish on Jan 25, 2013 12:51:01 GMT -5
This guy needs help to appeal to the almighty IWC
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Post by Deleted on Jan 25, 2013 12:55:27 GMT -5
Nah, sell him for scrap metal.
We need to buy a whole new version.
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Post by BigWill on Jan 25, 2013 12:58:02 GMT -5
I don't see how removing John Cena's testicles would help him get over with the IWC.
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Post by BiloxiParish on Jan 25, 2013 12:58:25 GMT -5
"get off the cross we could use the wood"-tom waits
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jan 25, 2013 13:00:57 GMT -5
Keep him the way he is, but don't make him the center of the universe anymore. Like he just randomly stops main eventing RAW and PPVs, and there are less recaps and hype videos of Cena, but otherwise, he's the same.
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Post by Brother Nero....Wolfe on Jan 25, 2013 13:03:35 GMT -5
Have him develop a new stable called THE JOHN CENA DOJO where he trains undercard guys and tries to train them Karate Kid style to win titles, complete with 80s music and training montages.
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Post by Squirrel Master on Jan 25, 2013 13:07:36 GMT -5
John no longer cares about winning, or losing, and doesn't give two s***s about the fans. No one can hang in a brawl with him. When the bell rings he immediately hurls his opponent to ringside and he uses his fists , feet and plunder. Bruiser Brody-style!
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 25, 2013 13:16:47 GMT -5
Edge was the Supervillian to Cena's Superman.
With Edge gone it feels like superman is just kinda floundering.
i think building a proper evil opponent to Cena's Superman is more important that fixing Cena himself.
For some reason, Punk just never/couldn't fit the bill.
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Jan 25, 2013 13:29:33 GMT -5
More wrist locks, some kick pads, and maybe a kick or two in his arsenal. I hear that's what get's 'em - the smarks, I mean.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jan 25, 2013 14:12:39 GMT -5
John Cena should be louder, angrier and have access to a time machine.
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Post by CubsFan71 on Jan 25, 2013 14:16:45 GMT -5
Bring back the Dr. of Thuganomics
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Post by Oakster on Jan 25, 2013 14:17:07 GMT -5
Language warning
Reaction of Almighty IWC: "OMGENDOFPGNEWATTITUDEERA~!"
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jan 25, 2013 14:18:06 GMT -5
Put him back in his 2002 trunks, color coordinated with current line of Fruity Pebble merch.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 25, 2013 14:19:52 GMT -5
An enforced 6 months leave.
Comes back largely the same but booked to appear in storylines that: a) don't force announcers to pretend everything he does is the right thing b) have an actual arc which has an effect on his overall personality (not heel turn, just change what he's about) c) if they had to tell D-Bry to stop smiling all the time during opponents promos they should tell Cena to drop thinking every comment against him is a joke when in character d) have him wrestle less. Make him a real special attraction that fans can boo & cheer when he appears on PPV.
Done.
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Post by Straight Edge Scrotum on Jan 25, 2013 14:38:44 GMT -5
Can't we just "fix" the IWC instead?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 25, 2013 14:46:23 GMT -5
Can't we just "fix" the IWC instead? It's easier to murder and attempt to reassemble one man than a thousand. Or so I'm told.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 25, 2013 15:01:02 GMT -5
He should stay the exact same guy on TV, but on twitter he should be a complete dick. Condescending jokes about make-a-wish kids, bragging about how he's gong to cut a shitty promo tonight because he can, burying wrestlers left and right. Then every time someone calls him out for it on TV he goes into a spiel about how joeyhacknsacks must've hacked his twitter again.
I'd still kinda hate him, but there would be a nice new layer to it all.
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Post by TK The Friendly Robot on Jan 25, 2013 15:21:53 GMT -5
Give him a mega intense gimmick where he's just f***ing full on all the time, kinda like he's off his shit on coke all the time. Also make his catchphrase "You better make a wish, cause you're gonna die soon!"
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Post by Arrow on Jan 25, 2013 16:00:18 GMT -5
John Cena should be louder, angrier and have access to a time machine. And whenever he's not on-screen, everyone should be asking, "where's Cena?"
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jan 25, 2013 16:05:34 GMT -5
Can't we just "fix" the IWC instead? I'm seriously wondering if I made a thread called "Sheamus' skin is very, very pale", you would come in and say "Nah, his skin is really dark".
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