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Post by 187 on Dec 1, 2005 12:15:55 GMT -5
You're the one kidding yourself. It was a very well-executed STF at that. He was not trying to look crazy but you know..it is funny since when he was shaking and looked aggressive, it scared and intimidated some people effectively enough so that they don' t have pics of him looking like that on sites. He doesn't need to look hardcore tough but you seem to feel you do. *cough*dork*cough*
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Post by MrBucket on Dec 1, 2005 12:48:53 GMT -5
i actually wish that he takes that "u cant see me" shit in the beginning of his matches, and that it actually worked. If i see another crappy match with that pumped up looser, i will spontaniously go blind...i swear.................HOW THE HELL IS IT IMPRESSING THAT THE CHAMPION KNOWS A STF? IT IS BASIC WRESTLING.........
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Post by Andrew is Good on Dec 1, 2005 13:05:24 GMT -5
I hate Cena because he eats babies.
I hate Cena because he got people to blow themselves up in the middle east.
Cena sucks because when he attempts to do more wrestling moves, maybe to help please the audience more, people eat him up for it. Damn that John Cena for trying.
And damn John Cena for also putting on good matches. I mean, like the one at Survivor Series for instance. That piece of crap is trying to make us haters look like idiots that have no lives!!!!!!!!
Damn John Cena for being popular, having a pretty good rap album and getting into the mainstream. Wrestling isn't mainstream. It's for me, and other wrestling nerds. Now other people may like him. Now I'm not super cool anymore!!!!!!
Damn John Cena straight to hell for helping bring Chris Jericho back into the main event, and helping Christian become so popular. I mean, they suck, don't they? Because that's all John Cena does. Make crappy wrestlers look good.
And lastly, damn John Cena for being a great guy with no ego outside the ring. For constantly hating on him, that makes me and other people look like morons.
DAMN YOU CENA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111oneoneone
Oh, and one more thing. Damn John Cena for helping bring out an even more aggressive side of Kurt Angle. Damn John Cena for doing consecutive jobs to Kurt Angle to make him look good before their matches. Damn John Cena for making Kurt Angle look even better. I mean, who likes Kurt Angle anyway.
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Post by tigermask on Dec 1, 2005 13:35:52 GMT -5
To me, Cena was god back when he was a heel. Now, at this very moment, he's pretty much Satan. I wish people would cheer for a blue collar guy from Pittsburg than some spoiled brat from Boston.
But when he was a heel, man that was the bomb. I actually think he might've had a good match or seven. But keep in mind the feud with Angle. And that was AWESOME!
"My name is John Cena...And YES! I do like men's balls!...."
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Post by foodbunny on Dec 1, 2005 13:40:18 GMT -5
I hate Cena because he he looks like a hideous cartoon character. I hate him because he has never made me laugh. I hate him because he's had so many matches with Angle working his ass off to carry him with no goddamn payoff for the Angle fans.
And I hated that stupid intense look on his face at the end of the triple threat match. You're ugly enough as-is, boy, don't need to wrinkle your enormous forehead too.
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Post by Andrew is Good on Dec 1, 2005 13:50:43 GMT -5
Boy, did I ever hate that look on his face as well. Even though it was the same look during his ruthless aggression days, because he's the WWE Champion now, it's the stupidest look I've ever seen!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by DSR on Dec 1, 2005 13:57:27 GMT -5
Andrew, not to be rude, but let me get this straight.
-People that like John Cena (or at least don't hate the man) were sick of seeing many "I HAT E JHON CEENA" threads.
-A mod stickies a thread to the top of the page for all that Cena hate to go to. This allows everyone without the hatred to not have to deal with it anymore.
-You come in and start arguing with the people that you (or at least people like you) didn't want to deal with in the first place.
-Huh?
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Post by Andrew is Good on Dec 1, 2005 14:04:39 GMT -5
Well, technically I'm not arguing with people, as I haven't called anyone out in particular, and technically I am following the rules of this thread by hating on Cena. But, I guess I am kinda making fun of the Cena hate, which I have talked about in the past that was annoying. It is good that all the hate doesn't have to go in multiple threads though, and is put in a thread like this.
But, I guess I do understand where you're coming from, and it may probably be annoying, saying I'm kinda pro-Cena in an anti-Cena thread. My main reason for posting here was to make fun of the Cena hate, and I got a little bit out of hand probably. So to devert a possible flame war with me and other people, I'll stop.
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Post by foodbunny on Dec 1, 2005 14:04:41 GMT -5
I don't know if Cena sucked back then because I stopped watching wrestling for a couple of years and just came back recently. So he's sucked the entire time he's been on my TV and I was not impressed with the re-debut of that stupid look on his face.
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Post by MrBucket on Dec 1, 2005 14:10:35 GMT -5
Are u High? 1: He did 7 moves in the whole survivor series match....the only thing that saved that match, atleast something, is that he went against someone who knows how to wrestle. 2: out of the 7 moves, he messed up 3 of them. 3: his arsenal of moves is WAAAAY to limited for a Champion. 4: And Yeah, Rap sucks!!!!!
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Post by Two-Time Champ Darth Violence on Dec 1, 2005 14:11:41 GMT -5
Just an observation about the Cena hate: When Hulk Hogan first won the title in 1984, wrestling purists were pissed off. They make all of the Cena hatred look tame. Their arguments were similar too:
"Only little kids like him."
"He doesn't have the moves of Bob Backlund or Harley Race. He can't wrestle."
"He's like a cartoon character."
"He couldn't beat Backlund in a legit match."
Vince stuck with him though, and look how that ended up. I'm not making any direct comparisons here, but it's food for thought.
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Post by Andrew is Good on Dec 1, 2005 14:15:04 GMT -5
If I can defend myself with that comment, I thought his match was great. Not only that, but Mick Foley did put it best, it's not how many moves, it's how you use them.
I went to the theatre with two Cena haters, and both of them were impressed with Cena's match, and felt he did an excellent job, and I felt that way too. I was trying to prove to them that he can wrestle a great match, and he has.
But then again, I guess I may see something different from other people. And also, rap in general does suck, but Cena's is pretty good.
I'm not saying Cena's perfect. I mean, so I can critsize Cena here, I'll talk about his matches at Unforgiven and Taboo Tuesday. I didn't think they were all that good, and I was disappointed in Cena, especially after he wrestled a whole bunch of great pay per view matches, like SummerSlam, Vengence and Judgement Day. One of the things that bothered me about his match with Taboo Tuesday, is that he didn't sell the table very well, when he came back into the ring like a ball of fire. I mean, he does a better job selling, and has recently, he normally lets the heel get the upper hand on him, and has been doing some good selling in matches, which I think at times can be one of his best points. But I was really annoyed how he no-sold the table when he got back into the ring.
My main critisism before was his selling and not letting his opponents look good, and he squashed them a lot. But recently with Chris Jericho and Kurt Angle, he's been improving in the selling department.
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Post by MrBucket on Dec 1, 2005 14:26:59 GMT -5
sorry man, i cant agree with you..............i think Lou Thez said it best in his description of Hulk Hogan, and it goes for Cena too: " ill give him a 9 or a 10 in the marketing, and for the wrestling a 1 or a 0...."
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Post by Andrew is Good on Dec 1, 2005 14:34:49 GMT -5
I think Cena is better in the ring then Hogan though, and can put on good matches. But that's how I see it.
Anyway, I'm gonna be uploading two Cena disses and if anyone wants them, they can PM me. It's when Brian Kendrick makes fun or Cena, and when Kurt Angle makes fun of Cena. Who wants them?
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Post by viscera on Dec 1, 2005 14:37:23 GMT -5
LOL Liek jon cina roolz!1!!! I caint gat enuff ov cina!!1!! wurd loife iz soooooooooooooooooooodooooooooooo troo1!!1! Lolz lolz lolz lolz lolz
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Post by The Happnin' Mojo on Dec 1, 2005 14:39:02 GMT -5
Me! I neeeeeed the Cena hate.
What I would really like is the Big Show and Cena rap off where Show says "I'm Kobe and your my white girl!"
That was awesome.
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Dec 1, 2005 14:58:10 GMT -5
I'm confused. With all the talk about Cena hate, how come an official Cena Hate thread hasn't grown as fast as the average thread that gets turned into a Cena hate thread does?
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Post by amsiraK on Dec 1, 2005 15:03:33 GMT -5
It's reverse psychology - once you tell everyone it's OK, they're not as excited anymore.
Or something. ;D
Seriously, I don't know. I thought people would go buck-wild on this...
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Post by The Happnin' Mojo on Dec 1, 2005 15:08:16 GMT -5
Buck! WHoooooooooooooooooooo! Wild!
Does the Flair strut before droping an elbow on Cena's cd
Aghhhh! I got plastic shards in my elbow. Now my ears and elbow are bleeding.........
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Post by Andrew is Good on Dec 1, 2005 15:09:29 GMT -5
Buck! WHoooooooooooooooooooo! Wild! Does the Flair strut before droping an elbow on Cena's cd Aghhhh! I got plastic shards in my elbow. Now my ears and elbow are bleeding......... What did Cena's cd do to Flair? Did it cut him off on the highway or something?
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