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Post by sigmundfreud on Dec 1, 2005 15:19:41 GMT -5
Finally, A PAGE TAILOR MADE FOR MY SERPENT TONGUE..err...FINGER!
I hate Cena. I hate the way he talks. I hate the pompous manner in which he walks to the ring. I hate his crappily-manufactured white suburban catchphrases. I hate that blasphemous bling bling spinner belt, it pisses all over the notion of what a true champion should be. I hate modern rap, I hate Cena's obsession with excrement, and his apparent homophobia.
I know that it just a "character", but if the if it just an extension of Cena's real persona, then I hate Cena just as much as that spoon-fed, blue blood, Eminem spouting moron that lives a few blocks down from my humble abode.
Rant over
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Post by sigmundfreud on Dec 1, 2005 15:22:40 GMT -5
I just watched the ending to main event from RAW a little while ago and I was even more put off at his attempts to look hardcore shaking and all that crap after he put chris masters in the chinlock of doom. It just looked sooooooo pathetic & Don't kid yourselves that WAS NOT an STF I wish they would quit that - the crazyrage doesn't work for him. Yes indeed, Cena does look utterly retarded when he "goes crazy", the man cannot act for shit.
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Post by sigmundfreud on Dec 1, 2005 15:31:13 GMT -5
Hell, I will ensure that this thread grows to immense proportions. I find new reasons to hate Cena with every passing day.
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Post by amsiraK on Dec 1, 2005 15:33:22 GMT -5
It doesn't suit him at all. He seemed much more at ease as a smart-ass.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Dec 1, 2005 15:40:30 GMT -5
At least he went out with a smile on his face
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Post by amsiraK on Dec 1, 2005 15:52:01 GMT -5
LOL! I have nothing I can add that won't make that sound even worse. Thanks! ;D
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Post by The Happnin' Mojo on Dec 1, 2005 15:52:11 GMT -5
Finally, A PAGE TAILOR MADE FOR MY SERPENT TONGUE..err...FINGER! I hate Cena. I hate the way he talks. I hate the pompous manner in which he walks to the ring. I hate his crappily-manufactured white suburban catchphrases. I hate that blasphemous bling bling spinner belt, it pisses all over the notion of what a true champion should be. I hate modern rap, I hate Cena's obsession with excrement, and his apparent homophobia. I know that it just a "character", but if the if it just an extension of Cena's real persona, then I hate Cena just as much as that spoon-fed, blue blood, Eminem spouting moron that lives a few blocks down from my humble abode. Rant over When did Eminem move to Austria? I'd say she Bull Buchanan'd there ass but nobody wants to be Rodney Mack. Not even Rodney Mack.....
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Post by 4real on Dec 1, 2005 15:54:09 GMT -5
cena needs 2 take a year off and learn how to wrestle. & learn some good raps
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Post by skyday1402 on Dec 1, 2005 15:55:14 GMT -5
"You done gone and pooped yo self."
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Post by The Happnin' Mojo on Dec 1, 2005 16:00:50 GMT -5
He should take a rap song and parody it with poop inspired lyrics, like a wrestling hip hop version of Weird Al.
With such lyrics as: I'm not saying she's a honey dipper; By the time I get to my toilet; Fear of a green stool; and Crap this way with Aerosmith.
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Post by The OP on Dec 1, 2005 16:45:38 GMT -5
Have we ever have a stickied thread for HHH or JBL hate? I can't remember...
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Post by amsiraK on Dec 1, 2005 16:54:03 GMT -5
We had one on Triple H's last return, but it wasn't a hate thread per se. More of a general thing.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 1, 2005 17:08:47 GMT -5
John Cena is a wrestler of poor quality and I enjoy watching him less than other wrestlers.
Yeah thats right, I went there.
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Post by amsiraK on Dec 1, 2005 17:18:39 GMT -5
Hey, hey, hey... I think you need to calm down there, buddy.
;D
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Post by MolotovMocktail on Dec 1, 2005 17:22:46 GMT -5
Just wondering, does everyone here think he's THAT much worse than Batista? I don't care for Cena, but he is the lesser of two evils.
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Post by The OP on Dec 1, 2005 17:23:42 GMT -5
We had one on Triple H's last return, but it wasn't a hate thread per se. More of a general thing. That's interesting. The reason I brought it up is that I realized that HHH and JBL were heels, and were STILL unable to generate enough heat for a stickied hate thread.
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Post by The OP on Dec 1, 2005 17:29:27 GMT -5
Just wondering, does everyone here think he's THAT much worse than Batista? I don't care for Cena, but he is the lesser of two evils. I think that's a question that needed asking. Personally, I like Batista a little more, even though his backstage segments have sometimes been, IMO, even MORE stupid than anything featuring Cena, they mostly use him as an in-ring rather than on-mic performer, so he seems better to me. More importantly, in terms of wrestling style I like Batista better too. Like Cena, Batista also has a limited number of moves in his arsenal, but you have to admit, his spinebuster and Batista Bomb look a lot more devastating than Cena's five knuckle shuffle and FU. Batista's the more believable champion, at least.
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Post by velvetvandal on Dec 1, 2005 17:58:08 GMT -5
Batista, I actually think, is more akin to Hogan than Cena is. Batista sells better and looks mch more dangerous when he's on the offensive.
I don't actually hate Cena but I think he really needed more time before being pushed into the title scene. Some of the stuff he does amuses me (the roving reporter skit, I thought, was quite good, with Cena double-taking at the Boogeyman etc), and I can't necessarily criticise him for having a limited move arsenal - as a Warrior mark that would be hypocritical of me - but I feel the champ should be the kind of guy who can have a good match with anyone. I know it rarely turns out that way, but that's me.
And that's the extent of my Cena hate - I don't think he should be champion. I don't mind him as a wrestler - you need to have a range of guys, and if everyone was John Q. Workrate it'd get boring pretty quick - but I don't like him as a champion. It isn't as if being champion is essential to his persona anyway, outside of the JBL feud. In my opinion, Cena should have dropped the strap to Jericho (possibly with outside interference, leading to another Cena feud) and then have Jericho vacate, leading to a tournament to bring in a new champion. I wouldn't rule Cena out of another title run in that scenario, but not too soon.
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Post by Rocky Angle on Dec 1, 2005 18:03:56 GMT -5
You mean I can say it?
I really hate Cena. Really hate him. His raps make my ears bleed and he's rubbish in the ring and on the stick.
I hate the way he's obviously seen by the WWE as the next Rock or Austin, when he's not fit to clean either of their toilets.
You know I stopped watching smackdown for over a year, depriving myself of Kurt Angle (mind you he wasn't wrestling for most of that year) and Eddie Guerrerro, partially because of my hate for John Cena. When he moved to Raw I was so sickened- there was no way I was quitting raw, so I was now forced to watch Cena.
And the thing that I hate the most is when I allow myself to think that Kurt Angle is going to win a title match against him. Obviously I've been crushingly dissapointed a lot recently. And I just know that he will eventually drop the title to Angle or Trips, only to get it back at Wrestlemania. And that depresses me.
Cena needs to be fired.
Out of a cannon.
Into the sun.
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Post by The Jeebus on Dec 1, 2005 18:26:52 GMT -5
John Cena is overweight and has bad body odour.
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