B.A.
Grimlock
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Post by B.A. on Dec 1, 2005 18:49:31 GMT -5
never knew that, oh god we allll have to hate him now
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jevman
Mephisto
Just better than you. You.
Posts: 733
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Post by jevman on Dec 1, 2005 18:50:26 GMT -5
I'll tell you why i hate john cena, first i need to tell this story so you can get a basic grasp of why i dislike him, its a short story, not to long, not to short, just the right size story, kind of like the three bears and goldylocks, if thats how you spell it, pretty crappy last name if you ask me, well anyway, this one time i was like totally going to this mall right, and then i decided to take the interstate, and not the highway, cause there was totally less trafic on the interstate, plus the speed limit is 75 now, which makes me happy, cause its an insterstae, you should be allowed to go faster, cause when you could only go 65 that really reallly sucked, it would take like forever to get somewhere, and then it would take twice as long as forever to get back, and twice as long as forever is like a really really long time, so anyway, i decided to take the interstae, and i got in my car and took the top down, no not my top cause that would just be silly, the cars top, cause its a convertible, I love convertibles, except when its bad weather, but that day was great weather, probably low to mid 70s with low humidty, humidity is important, its totally under-rated in terms of comfort weather stats, so there was low humidty and i decided to get in my convertible on the interstate, and i traveled the two exits which was exactly 9.6 miles to the mall, i love that little trip odometer, tells you how far youve gone inscase you forget how to get back, atleast you remember how many miles to go, so i went two exits down and then i turned off, and made a left at the light, using my turn signals as i always do because its very important to have safe driving habbits, so i turn left and im driving along and i see a dq on the side of the road, which really isnt important to the story, but i like the new dqs they have good food, so right after i pass the dq some guy cuts me off, and it totally pissed me off, and that guy kinda sorta, looked like john cena, if john cena was balding at 50.
course thats not why i hate john cena, i hate him cause he does nothing for 10 minutes, then 5 moves of doom, then match over.
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Jiren
Patti Mayonnaise
Hearts Bayformers
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Post by Jiren on Dec 1, 2005 18:57:00 GMT -5
i dont hate cena as much as most of you but i have reasons why he pisses me of at times.
- FU out of nowere wins the match. - His title reign has been one repeated pattern - His gimmick doesn't work as a face - he's gone over some of the best wrestlers of all time.
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Post by The Jeebus on Dec 1, 2005 18:58:56 GMT -5
I'll tell you why i hate john cena, first i need to tell this story so you can get a basic grasp of why i dislike him, its a short story, not to long, not to short, just the right size story, kind of like the three bears and goldylocks, if thats how you spell it, pretty crappy last name if you ask me, well anyway, this one time i was like totally going to this mall right, and then i decided to take the interstate, and not the highway, cause there was totally less trafic on the interstate, plus the speed limit is 75 now, which makes me happy, cause its an insterstae, you should be allowed to go faster, cause when you could only go 65 that really reallly sucked, it would take like forever to get somewhere, and then it would take twice as long as forever to get back, and twice as long as forever is like a really really long time, so anyway, i decided to take the interstae, and i got in my car and took the top down, no not my top cause that would just be silly, the cars top, cause its a convertible, I love convertibles, except when its bad weather, but that day was great weather, probably low to mid 70s with low humidty, humidity is important, its totally under-rated in terms of comfort weather stats, so there was low humidty and i decided to get in my convertible on the interstate, and i traveled the two exits which was exactly 9.6 miles to the mall, i love that little trip odometer, tells you how far youve gone inscase you forget how to get back, atleast you remember how many miles to go, so i went two exits down and then i turned off, and made a left at the light, using my turn signals as i always do because its very important to have safe driving habbits, so i turn left and im driving along and i see a dq on the side of the road, which really isnt important to the story, but i like the new dqs they have good food, so right after i pass the dq some guy cuts me off, and it totally pissed me off, and that guy kinda sorta, looked like john cena, if john cena was balding at 50. course thats not why i hate john cena, i hate him cause he does nothing for 10 minutes, then 5 moves of doom, then match over. Woah.
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electrickeithery
Samurai Cop
Paul McCartney, your next ROH world champion.
Posts: 2,278
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Post by electrickeithery on Dec 1, 2005 19:00:20 GMT -5
I liked Cena, but I honestly think he's gotten stale on top. Back when I went to a house show in May, the entire place erupted for him. These days, he's lucky if half the building isn't booing him.
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Deleted
Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Dec 1, 2005 19:52:24 GMT -5
5 pages already?
Damn!
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Post by vanterminator on Dec 1, 2005 19:56:09 GMT -5
I just can't get over the gimmick. The "poser gangsta" is not something I can naturally get behind. Then there's the whole "5 moves of doom" thing. cenagettingdown.ytmnd.com/
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Post by The Jeebus on Dec 1, 2005 19:58:26 GMT -5
Does John Cena's Five Moves O' Doom actually contain five moves?
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jevman
Mephisto
Just better than you. You.
Posts: 733
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Post by jevman on Dec 1, 2005 20:00:22 GMT -5
Does John Cena's Five Moves O' Doom actually contain five moves? Yes, this is cenas building Punches (not included in 5 moves) 1) Clothesline knockdowns 2) Shoulder Tackle 3) Side-spinny-slam thingy 4) 5 knuckle shuffle 5) FU
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The OP
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
changed his name
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Post by The OP on Dec 1, 2005 20:02:56 GMT -5
They're not "moves of doom" so much as "moves that hurt a little"
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foodbunny
Trap-Jaw
Hound of Tindalos
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Post by foodbunny on Dec 1, 2005 20:04:33 GMT -5
Moves That End The Match With A Whimper.
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Post by The Jeebus on Dec 1, 2005 20:08:04 GMT -5
Does John Cena's Five Moves O' Doom actually contain five moves? Yes, this is cenas building Punches (not included in 5 moves) 1) Clothesline knockdowns 2) Shoulder Tackle 3) Side-spinny-slam thingy 4) 5 knuckle shuffle 5) FU That's a really s***ty Five Moves O' Doom.
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Post by Andrew is Good on Dec 1, 2005 20:25:49 GMT -5
Does John Cena's Five Moves O' Doom actually contain five moves? Yes, this is cenas building Punches (not included in 5 moves) 1) Clothesline knockdowns 2) Shoulder Tackle 3) Side-spinny-slam thingy 4) 5 knuckle shuffle 5) FU There's that, and a suplex here and there, DDT, that hip toss that he normally does. Armdrags as well sometimes.
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The Happnin' Mojo
Dennis Stamp
Comedy is the last refuge of a nonconformist mind......just make sure it's really funny.
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Post by The Happnin' Mojo on Dec 1, 2005 20:31:19 GMT -5
And now he has the STFU......apparently.
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Deleted
Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Dec 1, 2005 20:35:56 GMT -5
Really just 4 moves.
When you see him hit that sit down hiptoss, he's won the match...heh.
hiptoss, protoplex, shuffle, FU...always in that order.
I've never seen him do the hiptoss without hitting everything else afterwards, and winning.
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Jeff
Hank Scorpio
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Post by Jeff on Dec 1, 2005 20:48:21 GMT -5
If the E was smart Angle would be Chanp, he could lose to trips at NYR or RR and then Cena could win it at WM22. But no we get a Bruno sammartino length title reign. yay....
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Ass Dan
King Koopa
Curious about extra lines
Have you seen me?
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Post by Ass Dan on Dec 1, 2005 20:52:20 GMT -5
And now he has the STFU......apparently. I invented that name regarding that move. Give me a dollar.
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Post by scbg on Dec 1, 2005 21:00:36 GMT -5
DOODIE!!!!!!
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Post by onemosphere on Dec 1, 2005 21:01:13 GMT -5
A "Cena Sucks" thread eh?
Well then
CENA SUCKS
Why did that feel so wrong? someone tell me?!?
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Ass Dan
King Koopa
Curious about extra lines
Have you seen me?
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Post by Ass Dan on Dec 1, 2005 21:08:18 GMT -5
Fact: If Cena holds onto the belt for 7 more days, he will be the 14th longest reigning WWE Champion.
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