Dig it: right here, right now, at Jackrabbit Slim's, a group of Way Out musicians have just finished presenting their duets to a bunch of groovy teenagers eating at the diner after the Big Game. A bunch of other Beats, including their host and their judges, as well as the Big Kahuna himself,
J.Slim, wigged out and offered their thoughts on the musical offerings.
J.Rabbit: Let's all give the contestants a big old Jackrabbit Slim's Round O' Applause, boys and girls! Just like a hip Jackrabbit Slim's Jack-O-Burger and a good old fashioned Slim-Shake, these teams work together to hit the spot. Out of Sight! Rewind those minds and recollect that
the winning team gets a big ol' 5 points added to their respective points in the next, super secret, super round. So, open your eyes and listen up, here are the results of this here shindig:
Real Chill, I'm talking real Chill, this team scored a big time 31 points!. Coming in 8th place are...
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Sandbaggin’ Fraggles! 17+ 14= 31 pts
Cantus Fraggle- Rock and Roll (Pt. 1)- Gary Glitter (England) (8th)
Z-A Sandbaggin’ Son of a b!%
h- Long Day- Matchbox 20 (U.S) (T-6th)
With a Ginchy 33 points, a couple of real good ol' boys here, clocking in at 7th place....
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Team Living Large and Kicks Butt!- 15+ 18= 33 pts
We The Spartans- Ignition- R. Kelly (U.S.) (5th)
Dammit Cage(king)- Last Night- Lucy Spraggan (England) (7th)
Landing a groovy 40 points and taking home 6th, who needs the Fab Four when you have...
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The Fab Stingers!- 18+ 22= 40 pts
Spiderfab4- Ocean- Sebadoh (U.S.) (4th)
Stinger4Christ- She’s Not There- The Zombies (England) (5th)
Sittin' pretty in 5th place, with a groovin' 43 points, they ain't EC-DUb, they're...
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Team CCW! 14 + 29= 43 pts
Brad is CCW- I’m a Believer- Smash Mouth (U.S.) (T-6th)
Moonie- The Land of Make Believe- The Moody Blues (England) (1st)
Knockin' on the top three, remember kiddies, the Bebop is your friend, with 50 points and earning a righteous 4th place are...
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Jazz Daggers! 25 + 25= 50 pts
Roxie Daggers- Going to California- Led Zeppelin (England) (3rd)
Jazzman- A Foggy Day (In London Town)- Frank Sinatra (US) (T-3rd)
Now check it, listen up Kiddies (just don't forget to keep on keeping on with those shakes), we're coming up on third place now! With a super sweet 51 points, a match made in Heaven, we got:
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Honey and Nutella! 26+25= 51 pts
Anonymous GM – Hungry Like the Wolf- Duran Duran (England) (2nd)
J- Connect/Disconnect- The Action Design (U.S) (T-3rd)
That just leaves those Zen masters, The Team With No Name: Purgatory Maybe, and them Wildmen, The Freakin Winners, as the top 2. One freaky-deeky FAN Idoler scored, get this,
38 freakin' points!
In Second Place are....
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The Freakin Winners! 24+ 31= 55 pts
Square - Standing Next To Me- The Last Shadow Puppets (England) (4th)
Knalsic: Loves to Boogie- Chain of Fools- Aretha Franklin (U.S.) (2nd)
Which means that the winners (and recipients of 5 additional points each next round) are those Righteous Boys:
The Team With No Name: Purgatory Maybe! 19+ 38= 57 pts
SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman- Fear of the Dark- Iron Maiden (England) (6th)
and our big winner, with close to a perfect score,
fw91- Story Of My Life- Social Distortion (U.S.) (1st)
Scoring:
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England
1. Moonie- The Land of Make Believe- The Moody Blues- 29
B.B- 5, G-8, O- 8, P- 4, WP- 4
2. Anonymous GM- Hungry Like the Wolf- Duran Duran- 26
BB.-7, G-6, O-4, P- 2, WP- 7
3. Roxie Daggers- Going to California- Led Zeppelin- 25
B.B- 6, G-1, O- 7, P- 8, WP- 3
4. Square- Standing Next To Me- The Last Shadow Puppets- 24
B.B- 4, G-5, O-3, P- 6, WP- 6
5. Stinger4Christ- She’s Not There- The Zombies- 22
B.B- 3, G-2, O-6, P- 3, WP- 8
6. SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman- Fear of the Dark- Iron Maiden- 19
B.B- 8, G-7, O-1, P- 1, WP- 2
7. Dammit Cage(king)- Last Night- Lucy Spraggan- 18
B.B- 1, G-3, O-2, P- 7, WP- 5
8. Cantus Fraggle- Rock and Roll (Pt 1)- Gary Glitter- 17
B.B- 2, G-4, O-5, P- 5, WP- 1
U.S
1. fw91- Story Of My Life- Social Distortion- 38
B.B.- 8, G- 8, O- 8, P- 6, WP- 8
2. Knalsic: Loves to Boogie- Chain of Fools- Aretha Franklin- 31
B.B.-7, G- 6, O-6, P- 5, WP- 7
T-3. J- Connect/Disconnect- The Action Design- 25
B.B.- 5, G- 3, O- 3, P- 8, WP- 6
T-3. Jazzman- A Foggy Day (In London Town)- Frank Sinatra- 25
B.B.-6, G- 5. O-5, P- 7, WP- 2
4. Spiderfab4- Ocean- Sebadoh- 18
B.B.-4, G-2, O- 4, P- 3, WP- 5
5. We The Spartans- Ignition- R. Kelly- 15
B.B-2, G-1, O- 7, P- 4, WP- 1
T- 6. Z-A Sandbaggin’ Son of a b!%
h- Long Day- Matchbox 20- 14
B.B.-3, G-4 , O-2, P- 1, WP- 4
T- 6. Brad is CCW- I’m a Believer- Smash Mouth-14
B.B.-1 , G-7, O- 1, P 2-, WP- 3
Damn, what a round! I'll have Round 5 up soon, which I'm very excited about. It has a lot to live up to, however, after this round. Great job everyone.