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Post by ShaolinHandLock on Aug 13, 2013 5:50:45 GMT -5
Does this count as wimpy? (language warning)
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Post by Sam Punk on Aug 13, 2013 6:08:01 GMT -5
Any Justin Timberlake song.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 13, 2013 6:18:33 GMT -5
That Michael Bolton song is the 98-pound weakling of the music world.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 13, 2013 8:07:57 GMT -5
Every Train song after Drops of Jupiter has been wimpy, adult contemporary dreck or horribly written shite. You've confused 'after' with 'including'.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Aug 13, 2013 8:37:33 GMT -5
Simple Plan vs Savage Garden
INFERNO MATCH!
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Post by Knailsic From Now On on Aug 13, 2013 9:02:24 GMT -5
As much as I like the opening riff, "Sweet Child O' Mine".
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Aug 13, 2013 9:51:28 GMT -5
the correct answer to this question is always "Untitled (How could this happen to me?)" by Simple Plan. there's a damn good reason that song's an internet punchline.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Aug 13, 2013 9:54:46 GMT -5
"Perfect" by Simple Plan. four and a half minutes of the lead singer whining like a little bitch Does Simple Plan have any songs that aren't 4 minutes of whining like little bitches? that ear-rape cover of the Scooby-Doo theme?
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Post by Mesousa287793 on Aug 13, 2013 10:13:15 GMT -5
'Cause everybody's so scared We don't wanna go there We don't wanna make a move We got all our lives to lose Screaming in the dark while we just play our part out I play along Like I don't know what's going on
Well, uh...thanks for spelling that out, Ariel Bloomer. Be cowardly forever.
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Post by Eunös ✈ on Aug 13, 2013 11:05:11 GMT -5
Wimpiest of the wimpiest songs of all time Now if you'll excuse me I need to stick on some Napalm Death to make my ears forgive me >.<
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Aug 13, 2013 11:07:09 GMT -5
Why, pray tell, are we branding "wimpy" as something that makes a song worse? Does every acceptable song have to be fast-paced and aggressive?
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Post by Eunös ✈ on Aug 13, 2013 11:11:24 GMT -5
I'm assuming (Could be wrong it's Songs that are all "Your my lovey wuvey, smoochy woochy" etc etc"
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Aug 13, 2013 11:16:14 GMT -5
Why, pray tell, are we branding "wimpy" as something that makes a song worse? Does every acceptable song have to be fast-paced and aggressive? Yes.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Aug 13, 2013 11:17:21 GMT -5
I'm assuming (Could be wrong it's Songs that are all "Your my lovey wuvey, smoochy woochy" etc etc" And what's so bad about that?
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Post by willywonka666 on Aug 13, 2013 11:47:01 GMT -5
I Believe-Blessed Union of Souls You suck, that's a great song. There's some line where he gently refers to himself as a "brother from the street" and I just laugh.
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Post by lionheart21 on Aug 13, 2013 12:17:04 GMT -5
"Gimme Three Steps" by Lynyrd Skynyrd, and the subject isn't even up for debate. So the protagonist is dancing with a girl at a bar, okay, we're fine so far. Then, her boyfriend shows up, and sees his girl dancing with some stranger, and he decides that he's ready to throw down. So the protagonist doesn't just run away, he BEGS PERMISSION to run away. Then, when the guy looks away, he runs SCREAMING from the bar. "And I'm telling you, son, well it ain't no fun, staring straight down a .44." To be fair, the protagonist has a gun pointed straight at his head. I'd say he gets a pass there. As for my pick, well, the obvious ones were already picked, so..
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Aug 13, 2013 12:37:41 GMT -5
I'm assuming (Could be wrong it's Songs that are all "Your my lovey wuvey, smoochy woochy" etc etc" And what's so bad about that? there's the correct way to portray angst and the wrong way where you just come off as too melodramactic or when your problems are examined they don't seem as bad as you're making them out to be. Simple Plan, for instance, tend to do both.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 13, 2013 13:41:21 GMT -5
"She's Out of My Life" by MJ
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Post by The Ichi on Aug 13, 2013 13:43:12 GMT -5
A lot of Eminems mopey songs, honestly.
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Post by Long A, Short A on Aug 13, 2013 14:14:49 GMT -5
fpr the love of who?
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