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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Aug 13, 2013 14:17:44 GMT -5
Simple Plan vs Savage Garden INFERNO MATCH! {Spoiler}Match ends in no contest when their combined tears put out the fire.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Aug 13, 2013 14:42:33 GMT -5
I don't mean this thread to mean that all wimpy songs are bad, there's plenty of songs I like that would fall within the wimpy spectrum.
But there are some songs that are so obviously cloying and lacking in any backbone whatsoever they need to be recognized.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Aug 13, 2013 14:50:16 GMT -5
Simple Plan vs Savage Garden INFERNO MATCH! {Spoiler}Match ends in no contest when their combined tears put out the fire. I'm hoping for a Richard Marx run-in
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Post by hassanchop on Aug 14, 2013 2:22:11 GMT -5
Why, pray tell, are we branding "wimpy" as something that makes a song worse? Does every acceptable song have to be fast-paced and aggressive? Yes. So by that logic, this is a wimpy song then?
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Post by BigBadZ on Aug 14, 2013 8:04:15 GMT -5
I posted the edited version because the song is basically F-bombs. This even spawned a female response song that the first line says "I don't know why, you're cyrin' like a bitch." As the song goes on, it gets just as pathetic as this version.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Aug 14, 2013 9:08:37 GMT -5
I don't mean this thread to mean that all wimpy songs are bad, there's plenty of songs I like that would fall within the wimpy spectrum. But there are some songs that are so obviously cloying and lacking in any backbone whatsoever they need to be recognized. That's fine with me. I like "cloying" every now and then. Give me some Christopher Cross or Babyface and I'm good.
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Post by Hurbster on Aug 14, 2013 11:11:29 GMT -5
None more wimpy.
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Post by StuntGranny® on Aug 14, 2013 11:16:08 GMT -5
I'm going to catch hell for this, but...
This.
Or anything else by Journey, in my opinion.
Anything by Poison would be a close second.
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Post by Hurbster on Aug 14, 2013 14:36:27 GMT -5
You could have at least used the shitty version from that TV show...
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Post by hassanchop on Aug 14, 2013 14:40:12 GMT -5
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Aug 14, 2013 14:48:39 GMT -5
Why yes, Boy George, I do want to hurt you.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Aug 14, 2013 15:14:14 GMT -5
I posted the edited version because the song is basically F-bombs. This even spawned a female response song that the first line says "I don't know why, you're cyrin' like a bitch." As the song goes on, it gets just as pathetic as this version. I was trying to remember who did this, yeah this is a whiny bitch
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Post by Sigma: Current SRW Champ! on Aug 14, 2013 16:48:06 GMT -5
Something by Macklemore. (Kidding.) (Kind of.) I don't know, but if someone like Macklemore can rap about same-sex marriage and hwo it should be legal comes off more like a badass rather than wimpy. To answer the question here....anything by Ed Sheeran or Rihanna's Stay.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Aug 15, 2013 0:05:27 GMT -5
Celine Dion's my heart will go on. I wish that f***er hadn't sank, we would have been spared this pile of gobshite
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Aug 15, 2013 7:28:15 GMT -5
I have two examples.
1. 'What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stronger' by Kelly Clarkson. It actually has the line 'it doesn't mean I'm lonely cause I'm alone.' Kelly, just shut up. You've been singing about what seems to be the same damn breakup for what, six, seven, eight years? LET IT DIE.
2. 'Who's Laughing Now' by Jessie J. Oh these people were mean to me at school! Now I'm a successful singer so they are even BIGGER wankers for being mean to me at school! I definitely shouldn't have got over this already!
Now that I think about it they aren't so much wimpy as pathetic as f***.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Aug 15, 2013 12:12:39 GMT -5
That horrendous Aerosmith song from 'Armageddon'.
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