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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Aug 12, 2013 17:45:23 GMT -5
It'll be hard to top this
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Post by RedSmile on Aug 12, 2013 17:47:50 GMT -5
Are we counting nursery rhymes?
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BRV
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Wants him some Taco Flavored Kisses.
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Post by BRV on Aug 12, 2013 18:10:55 GMT -5
"Gimme Three Steps" by Lynyrd Skynyrd, and the subject isn't even up for debate.
So the protagonist is dancing with a girl at a bar, okay, we're fine so far. Then, her boyfriend shows up, and sees his girl dancing with some stranger, and he decides that he's ready to throw down. So the protagonist doesn't just run away, he BEGS PERMISSION to run away. Then, when the guy looks away, he runs SCREAMING from the bar.
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Aug 12, 2013 18:11:15 GMT -5
Amazingly, Justin Timberlake looks the marshmallowiest of them all.
Then he became Justin Timberlake.
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Post by wildojinx on Aug 12, 2013 18:19:53 GMT -5
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bNr3144GDI{Spoiler}{Spoiler}Also wins for most pervy song as its about some guy ogling the girls, you'll notice they never mention him talking to or meeting the girls.
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Post by Cela on Aug 12, 2013 18:34:31 GMT -5
Amazingly, Justin Timberlake looks the marshmallowiest of them all. Then he became Justin Timberlake. Um, still would take any other person from the group in a deathmatch with him, except for Lance Bass.
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hassanchop
Grimlock
Who are you to doubt Belldandy?
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Post by hassanchop on Aug 12, 2013 18:40:26 GMT -5
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Aug 12, 2013 18:42:01 GMT -5
"Perfect" by Simple Plan. four and a half minutes of the lead singer whining like a little bitch
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Aug 12, 2013 18:42:36 GMT -5
Prediction: a good chunk of the songs posted here will probably be really good in spite of their "wimpiness". Ex: the OP's first post.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 12, 2013 18:49:09 GMT -5
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hassanchop
Grimlock
Who are you to doubt Belldandy?
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Post by hassanchop on Aug 12, 2013 18:51:36 GMT -5
Is dorky and wimpy the same thing?
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Aug 12, 2013 18:58:22 GMT -5
The song was supposed to be a satire on model culture so the effeminate sounding lyrics do make sense in that regards. However popular culture totally missed the point.
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hassanchop
Grimlock
Who are you to doubt Belldandy?
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Post by hassanchop on Aug 12, 2013 18:59:31 GMT -5
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Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Aug 12, 2013 19:18:02 GMT -5
Bodies by Drowning Pool. It will always come off to me like a middle schooler telling me how bad ass he is in the mosh pit.
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Post by willywonka666 on Aug 12, 2013 21:49:25 GMT -5
I Believe-Blessed Union of Souls
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Post by Ron Woodsman aka Shempaholic on Aug 12, 2013 21:52:31 GMT -5
"Gimme Three Steps" by Lynyrd Skynyrd, and the subject isn't even up for debate. So the protagonist is dancing with a girl at a bar, okay, we're fine so far. Then, her boyfriend shows up, and sees his girl dancing with some stranger, and he decides that he's ready to throw down. So the protagonist doesn't just run away, he BEGS PERMISSION to run away. Then, when the guy looks away, he runs SCREAMING from the bar. Well, the boyfriend does have a gun. I'd run like a bitch too.
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SOR
Unicron
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Post by SOR on Aug 12, 2013 21:52:49 GMT -5
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Aug 12, 2013 21:56:34 GMT -5
Also one of the top "driving around after being dumped" songs
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Aug 12, 2013 22:01:52 GMT -5
I Believe-Blessed Union of Souls You suck, that's a great song.
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Mr Captain Falcon
Dennis Stamp
So I could write anything in here and it'll be posted?
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Post by Mr Captain Falcon on Aug 12, 2013 22:07:04 GMT -5
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