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Post by aka Cthulhu on Aug 21, 2013 13:33:31 GMT -5
A notebook containing some of my early attempts at writing fiction, both original and fan-fiction.
It's like a giant itch in my back. I look at it and wonder if I was ever that young. Argh, argh, argh.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Aug 21, 2013 13:36:48 GMT -5
Is is Doom: Repercussions of Evil bad?
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Aug 21, 2013 13:39:20 GMT -5
Probably not as bad, but hoo boy... all the main characters use some sort of katana that had some sort of element imbued with it. They're all apparently cool, and they brood, and they wear trench coats, and urgh...
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Post by Push R Truth on Aug 21, 2013 14:00:23 GMT -5
Probably not as bad, but hoo boy... all the main characters use some sort of katana that had some sort of element imbued with it. They're all apparently cool, and they brood, and they wear trench coats, and urgh... Turn them into sexy Mothmen that teenage girls all want to have sex with and watch the Billions roll in |
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Post by Perd on Aug 21, 2013 14:17:31 GMT -5
That's nothing. I once accidentally saw my grandma getting out of the shower.
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Post by J is Justice on Aug 21, 2013 14:27:05 GMT -5
I know what you mean. I will never log into my old fanfiction account ever again.
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Post by Hawk Hart on Aug 21, 2013 14:36:47 GMT -5
That's nothing. I once accidentally saw my grandma getting out of the shower. You think that's bad? I once walked in on my grandma taking a shit in the dark.* *Story may or may not be true. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2013 15:21:10 GMT -5
That's nothing. I once accidentally saw my grandma getting out of the shower. I once saw a friend's grandma walk into a room with some kind of sleepwear on and she didn't know we were there. She got really embarrassed and just turned right back around. We had a good laugh. |
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Post by Young Game on Aug 21, 2013 15:55:19 GMT -5
That's nothing. I once accidentally saw my grandma getting out of the shower. My grandma used to hide behind doors and around corners wearing a pantyhose on her head waiting for just the right moment to leap out hollering bloody murder. |
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Aug 21, 2013 17:03:26 GMT -5
I once found fanfiction I wrote for A Bug's Life on an old computer. It read like some kind of parody- OOC behavior all over the place, unresolved plots, franchise inappropriate violence including a war with some fire ants, Mary Sue OCs, grammar and structure errors, you name it. I was like 14, but still.
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Post by Long A, Short A on Aug 21, 2013 19:36:34 GMT -5
That's nothing. I once accidentally saw my grandma getting out of the shower. My maternal grandma bathed with the bathroom door open. My brother never left his room without his eyes covered for seven and a half years. Luckily, I hated writing too much to write embarrassing fan fics in middle school. |
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Post by BlackoutCreature on Aug 21, 2013 20:01:24 GMT -5
I remember a good ten years back, maybe a little more, I stumbled upon an ExoSquad fan site that had some fan fiction on it. Some of it was decent, some was horrible, but they all had one thing in common, they all seem to have been written just to have an excuse to make the characters curse. The amount of unnecessary f-bombs and s-bombs that JT Marsh and Nara Burns were dropping was obscene. They were all (supposedly) submitted by multiple authors too, so this is apparently a running theme among ExoSquad fanfics.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2013 20:02:08 GMT -5
Only some will know my pain
I recently found a notebook with lyrics from my Freshman year of HS
Yeah....
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Post by wisdomwizard on Aug 21, 2013 20:29:36 GMT -5
....Why not post it here so we can see if its really bad or not? Who knows, we can at least get good-natured entertainment from it.  |
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Post by Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie on Aug 21, 2013 20:39:27 GMT -5
I once found fanfiction I wrote for A Bug's Life on an old computer. It read like some kind of parody- OOC behavior all over the place, unresolved plots, franchise inappropriate violence including a war with some fire ants, Mary Sue OCs, grammar and structure errors, you name it. I was like 14, but still. interesting one of my ideas is about a MASSIVE insect war WITH CUTE WITTLE FACES  or with real insect faces, and a spider trying to stop a war between bees and wasps, as an army of ants and mantis and other bugs led by a madman general ..... who says the F WORD ONCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  done in CGI |
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Post by H-Virus on Aug 21, 2013 20:46:33 GMT -5
A notebook containing some of my early attempts at writing fiction, both original and fan-fiction. It's like a giant itch in my back. I look at it and wonder if I was ever that young. Argh, argh, argh. Heh, I have five of such notebooks in my desk drawer. Every time I read an awful story on fanfiction.net I just pull out one of those books, skim through it, and say "See? You were once that bad, too". Ego Check. |
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Post by Young Game on Aug 21, 2013 20:46:43 GMT -5
Only some will know my pain I recently found a notebook with lyrics from my Freshman year of HS Yeah.... What were you listening to back then? For me it was a lot of Slayer, Motorhead, Metallica, and Bad Religion. So my notebook was filled with lyrics about war, monsters, serial killers, and the government where I used big words to try and seem smart. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2013 20:52:38 GMT -5
Only some will know my pain I recently found a notebook with lyrics from my Freshman year of HS Yeah.... What were you listening to back then? For me it was a lot of Slayer, Motorhead, Metallica, and Bad Religion. So my notebook was filled with lyrics about war, monsters, serial killers, and the government where I used big words to try and seem smart. Mostly Eminem, Linkin Park and Kanye West (it was 2005) Most my lyrics were just rhyming with no reason. There was some element of story but not much. It also didn't help that it was around this time that I was coming out, so you can tell some of the confusion in the lyrics |
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Post by ayumidah on Aug 22, 2013 1:37:13 GMT -5
Oh boy. I still remember the fan fic I somehow mysteriously won a message board award for. That thing was HORRIBLE. I deleted the most of my oldest stories a long time ago, now if only I could stop being lazy and do the same thing for my older blog posts from five years ago... I'm not sure which was worse.
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Post by Strotha on Aug 22, 2013 1:40:55 GMT -5
I feel that way about all my writing. I'm a talentless idiot and I should be embarrassed to call myself a writer.
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