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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Nov 5, 2013 6:05:33 GMT -5
RKBO-ner.
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Post by Boo! on Nov 5, 2013 6:06:15 GMT -5
Women like bad boys. My girlfriend finds Orton hot. Whenever I watch Raw and she's around she'll comment on him. To be honest if I walked in on in him the shower I'm not quite sure even I wouldn't look. Only for about 10 seconds or so......the first time.
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Post by Dang! on Nov 5, 2013 7:58:34 GMT -5
If he's really dating Jojo (as has been rumored), I wonder if she will become his on-screen girlfriend as well? That could mean more drama and hijinks for Total Divas... What? Oh my! What is it with all the wrestlers in their 30s and beyond and dating the very young rookie divas? I don't blame any of them, but outside the sleazy world of pro wrestling people would bitch and moan about whoredom and dirty old men.
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Post by Boo! on Nov 5, 2013 8:09:38 GMT -5
If he's really dating Jojo (as has been rumored), I wonder if she will become his on-screen girlfriend as well? That could mean more drama and hijinks for Total Divas... What? Oh my! What is it with all the wrestlers in their 30s and beyond and dating the very young rookie divas? I don't blame any of them, but outside the sleazy world of pro wrestling people would bitch and moan about whoredom and dirty old men. He's 33 not an 'old man'. Sheesh.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 5, 2013 8:18:46 GMT -5
The only that I'm creeped out by an older guy is when it involves the King. Mainly because there's no way all of these smoking hot 20 something's are into old assed 60 year old Lawler, and King has always been vaguely creepy anyways.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 5, 2013 8:31:07 GMT -5
"What I'd like to have right now is for all of you fat, out-of-shape South Carolina sweathogs to sit down and shut up while I take of my robe and show you what a real man looks like!"
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Post by Sumbody Gon' Get Dey Kneelift on Nov 5, 2013 9:29:41 GMT -5
I'd do him but there would be too many chinlocks.
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Post by N E O G E O B O Y S on Nov 5, 2013 9:49:13 GMT -5
I loved that even at the final segment of raw, the girls marked out like crazy when orton was mentioned
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Nov 5, 2013 10:14:26 GMT -5
I was going to make this thread. I love alpha male Randy Orton who wants to cuckold his rivals like he tried to do with DB and HHH before. I want it to be revealed he has a extreme sexual addiction that he can only get off by cuckolding people he doesn't like. God I hope he feuds with Darren Young. Randy Orton: Yo Darren I ain't a queer or nothing I just want your boyfriend to know what it's like to be with a real man! PLEASE!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!! I WANT TO SEE THIS!!!! And he NEEDS to finish the line with a very apropos "...No homo..." And have new theme music by Tyler, The Creator.
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Post by RowdyRobbyPiper on Nov 5, 2013 12:10:29 GMT -5
Ravashing Rick is either smiling or rolling over in his grave.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 5, 2013 12:37:32 GMT -5
He's right.
A lotta women in the crowd go crazy for him. I feel bad for the custodial staff after each Orton appearance, they must need a million shamwows to clean off those seats.
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Post by Lancers on Nov 5, 2013 12:41:08 GMT -5
He needs to sing "Don't cha wish your boyfriend was hot like me?" with the Shield and Korporate Kane as his backup dancers.
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Post by Sephiroth on Nov 5, 2013 12:43:11 GMT -5
It was...magnificent, in the worst way. It couldn't have sounded less sincere. It didn't work one bit, the guy was getting huge pops throughout the match, especially when he was Vipering Up and hit the RKO and got the 3 count. He's sort of hinted at this with the "Brie needs a real man, liTTle Daniel Bryan" stuff, but tonight he went in full force. Aww yeah. Bryan vs Orton one last time, but with the stakes even higher: the winner gets the title AND Brie, the loser gets his beard shaved off!
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Post by Dang! on Nov 5, 2013 12:44:57 GMT -5
What? Oh my! What is it with all the wrestlers in their 30s and beyond and dating the very young rookie divas? I don't blame any of them, but outside the sleazy world of pro wrestling people would bitch and moan about whoredom and dirty old men. He's 33 not an 'old man'. Sheesh. I know, but many people - especially women - will complain about guys in their 30s dating girls around 18-20. I don't, but I think that pro wrestling is a world where relationship are usually not meant to last. Isn't Orton married with children (in b4 Al Bundy)?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 5, 2013 12:48:53 GMT -5
The mustache void Cody left needs to be filled. "Mo-vember" presents Ravishing Randy Orton.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Nov 5, 2013 12:50:09 GMT -5
He's 33 not an 'old man'. Sheesh. I know, but many people - especially women - will complain about guys in their 30s dating girls around 18-20. I don't, but I think that pro wrestling is a world where relationship are usually not meant to last. Isn't Orton married with children (in b4 Al Bundy)? He's divorced.
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Post by Mayonnaise on Nov 5, 2013 13:19:49 GMT -5
Wow, completely misread the title as "Corndog Randy Orton" and was expecting pictures of him dressed up as a corndog for Halloween or something. Gotta say I am a little disappointed.
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Post by Savage Gambino on Nov 5, 2013 16:02:39 GMT -5
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Post by mizerable on Nov 5, 2013 16:05:15 GMT -5
I read it as "corndog".
Now I have a suggestion for a photoshop.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Nov 5, 2013 16:18:47 GMT -5
It was...magnificent, in the worst way. It couldn't have sounded less sincere. It didn't work one bit, the guy was getting huge pops throughout the match, especially when he was Vipering Up and hit the RKO and got the 3 count. He's sort of hinted at this with the "Brie needs a real man, liTTle Daniel Bryan" stuff, but tonight he went in full force. Aww yeah. Bryan vs Orton one last time, but with the stakes even higher: the winner gets the title AND Brie, the loser gets his beard shaved off! I can't decide who I want to lose more.
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