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Post by rnrk supports BLM on Nov 5, 2013 0:56:17 GMT -5
So after years of his character being the vicious, sociopathic viper, tonight Randy walks out to the ring and cuts a promo about how much the ladies want to have sex with him.
Discuss.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 5, 2013 1:01:39 GMT -5
It was...magnificent, in the worst way. It couldn't have sounded less sincere. It didn't work one bit, the guy was getting huge pops throughout the match, especially when he was Vipering Up and hit the RKO and got the 3 count. He's sort of hinted at this with the "Brie needs a real man, liTTle Daniel Bryan" stuff, but tonight he went in full force. Aww yeah.
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Post by celticjobber on Nov 5, 2013 1:03:32 GMT -5
If he's really dating Jojo (as has been rumored), I wonder if she will become his on-screen girlfriend as well?
That could mean more drama and hijinks for Total Divas...
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Post by rnrk supports BLM on Nov 5, 2013 1:05:05 GMT -5
If this becomes Orton's gimmick from now on, his nickname "The Viper" is going to take on a whole new meaning...
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Post by BigBadZ on Nov 5, 2013 1:06:11 GMT -5
No Randy, stop!! You can't afford any more divorces!!
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Nov 5, 2013 1:13:32 GMT -5
Randy Orton, the A-Sex predator.
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Post by EyeofTyr on Nov 5, 2013 1:16:03 GMT -5
Sex Viper, 60% of the time, it works every time.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Nov 5, 2013 1:17:40 GMT -5
Can someone tell me why people find Orton attractive? Because he's got the skin of rotisserie chicken and facially looks okay but has that douchebag look
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Post by Starshine on Nov 5, 2013 1:20:28 GMT -5
Can someone tell me why people find Orton attractive? Because he's got the skin of rotisserie chicken and facially looks okay but has that douchebag look It's definitely his sense of humour.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 5, 2013 1:30:46 GMT -5
I was going to make this thread. I love alpha male Randy Orton who wants to cuckold his rivals like he tried to do with DB and HHH before. I want it to be revealed he has a extreme sexual addiction that he can only get off by cuckolding people he doesn't like. God I hope he feuds with Darren Young.
Randy Orton: Yo Darren I ain't a queer or nothing I just want your boyfriend to know what it's like to be with a real man!
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Post by Cela on Nov 5, 2013 1:43:11 GMT -5
He seems like the type of guy that would fall asleep during sex.
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Post by wwefan71080 on Nov 5, 2013 1:45:28 GMT -5
Can someone tell me why people find Orton attractive? Because he's got the skin of rotisserie chicken and facially looks okay but has that douchebag look Honestly Randy has always had that douchebag look even in his pretty boy days
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Post by GuyOfOwnage on Nov 5, 2013 1:47:10 GMT -5
What I'd like to have right now...
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Post by Deleted on Nov 5, 2013 1:49:35 GMT -5
He seems like the type of guy that would fall asleep during sex. I think he's more who has a problem maintaining an erection due to his extreme porn fetishes no girl wants to do with him. Or is that Vince McMahon or Big Daddy V I'm thinking off
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Post by rnrk supports BLM on Nov 5, 2013 1:51:22 GMT -5
He seems like the type of guy that would fall asleep during sex. I was thinking he'd get too excited in mid-orgasm and injure himself, like in that match with Edge.
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Post by JTG Fan on Nov 5, 2013 1:51:34 GMT -5
It was almost exactly like some promos he would cut in 2004, so it was weird to hear them coming from older, bigger, bearded Orton.
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Post by Brother Nero....Wolfe on Nov 5, 2013 2:36:43 GMT -5
I'm only disappointed he didn't go "Now, ladies, your boyfriend...is also fantasizing about me."
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Post by Phil Parent on Nov 5, 2013 3:13:04 GMT -5
I was going to make this thread. I love alpha male Randy Orton who wants to cuckold his rivals like he tried to do with DB and HHH before. I want it to be revealed he has a extreme sexual addiction that he can only get off by cuckolding people he doesn't like. God I hope he feuds with Darren Young. Randy Orton: Yo Darren I ain't a queer or nothing I just want your boyfriend to know what it's like to be with a real man! PLEASE!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!! I WANT TO SEE THIS!!!! And he NEEDS to finish the line with a very apropos "...No homo..."
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Post by Cry Me a Wiggle on Nov 5, 2013 3:21:42 GMT -5
Can someone tell me why people find Orton attractive? Because he's got the skin of rotisserie chicken and facially looks okay but has that douchebag look Remember that episode of Seinfeld where Kramer baked himself in the sun with butter and Newman wanted to eat him?
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Post by jakes on Nov 5, 2013 3:36:12 GMT -5
If you build a sports entertainer from ground up you get Randy Orton.
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