Professor Chaos
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Bringer of Destruction and Maker of Doom
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Post by Professor Chaos on Nov 5, 2013 23:17:10 GMT -5
He speaks the truth. Every girlfriend I've had the past 10 years would comment how hot he was if they'd walk in the room and see him on TV. Maybe the reason they're exes is because Randy stole them to add to his harem of wives.
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Post by rybackrulez on Nov 6, 2013 1:45:37 GMT -5
It was...magnificent, in the worst way. It couldn't have sounded less sincere. It didn't work one bit, the guy was getting huge pops throughout the match, especially when he was Vipering Up and hit the RKO and got the 3 count. He's sort of hinted at this with the "Brie needs a real man, liTTle Daniel Bryan" stuff, but tonight he went in full force. Aww yeah. I think the ladies and some men love his sexiness and that is why he was cheered over the big black brute. There should have been more boos, but the women shrieked louder than the men. Jeez. Stupid sexy orton. Also the last segment really was what made orton get heel heat, doing something instead of saying something. |
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Post by rybackrulez on Nov 6, 2013 1:48:44 GMT -5
Can someone tell me why people find Orton attractive? Because he's got the skin of rotisserie chicken and facially looks okay but has that douchebag look Ripped, tan, tall, and handsome. Really women say "i like this and that, i go for personality" But orton comes out and they just want to see if he has a tan penis |
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Nov 6, 2013 3:01:03 GMT -5
If Orton just lost that thing on his face and grew his hair out, then he'd be attractive again. It's just really weird and awkward watching "The Viper" try to present himself as a "sex symbol"
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Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Nov 6, 2013 3:32:55 GMT -5
New theme song for Randy:
Vince got me walking down to ringside and you know-o-ow
I try to get the fans to jeer but they don't want to boo
I promo to send a message but it's often unrecollected
The fans take so long to remember that I am a heel
The pose it takes so little, so I have to insult them
To let them know that I am attractive and shady with wo-men
I can't wait to do the things you want me to do
Because I'm the Legend Killer that is cheered through and through
I'm Orton, Orton Orton Orton
So Orton, Orton Orton Orton
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skulldouggory
Unicron
Needs More Shirtless Barry Windham
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Post by skulldouggory on Nov 6, 2013 4:27:17 GMT -5
If he's really dating Jojo (as has been rumored), I wonder if she will become his on-screen girlfriend as well? That could mean more drama and hijinks for Total Divas... Read that as "...dating JoMo.." |
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mrbananagrabber
King Koopa
Paul Heyman's unofficial joke writer
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Nov 6, 2013 5:21:55 GMT -5
I know a lot of women who thought Batista was smoking hot, and he looked like the biggest douchebag in the world.
Sorry, IS.
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Boo!
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Boo! on Nov 6, 2013 5:47:04 GMT -5
I know a lot of women who thought Batista was smoking hot, and he looked like the biggest douchebag in the world. Sorry, IS. He always looked a stones throw away from 50. Orton's a pretty boy. I think a certain type of gal(y) would fancy someone like Batista. Whereas even I concede that Orton's damn sexy. It's just one of those things you can't help but notice. Like colour or rain. You might not like yellow or getting wet - but you can't pretend you've not noticed either. My gf, who I'm sure at times calls him 'Randy Eaton', sporadically asks if he's been on yet if she's around while it's on. |
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Nov 6, 2013 6:11:20 GMT -5
My sisters have never really found wrestlers attractive, but the two that they have were Orton during his Legend Killer days, and Cena when he was the Doctor of Thuganomics.
They both hate Sheamus because of his ridiculous paleness though.
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