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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jan 20, 2014 12:03:07 GMT -5
Is this thing happening or not? James Franco has been following me around for like six months "trying to understand the role" and it's getting to be a bit much. Motherf***er ate all my Frankenberry. These things take time. BTW, he wants you to stock up on some Golden Grahams.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jan 21, 2014 1:23:44 GMT -5
So, recent attempts to get Zack Snyder as a possible director have proved, less than fruitful. In fact, we may actually have to add his name to the list of impending lawsuits. Hopefully the attempts to persuade Nicholas Cage to play FAN Heavyweight Champion Banjo go much more smoothly.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2014 1:32:23 GMT -5
Hopefully the attempts to persuade Nicholas Cage to play FAN Heavyweight Champion Banjo go much more smoothly. Senor Tyger (to Nicholas Cage): Now Mr. Cage, I know you are famous for the lengths that you take in order to prepare for a role, so I've gathered these journal entries written by Mr. Banjo to illustrate his frame of mind during the events in question.... Mr. Cage, what are you doing? *Nicholas Cage puts on a helmet filled with angry bees* Senor Tyger: Mr. Cage! What on earth are you- Senor Tyger looks to Mr. Banjo at catering. Banjo shrugs and continues to eat a ham and swiss sandwich. Nicholas Cage (rolling on the floor, getting stung by bees): THE BEES!!! THE BEES!!! Banjo (pointing to Nicholas Cage, who's starting to swell up): I like him. He's got pep.
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Post by fw91 on Jan 21, 2014 1:33:33 GMT -5
there's a lot of things we need to sort out
1)Based on how convincing he was in Milk, We have are sights set on hiring Sean Penn to play the guy who posted about his sexual escapades with Fandango, but our partnership with Happy Madison depends on Nick Swardson getting the role
2) Bo Dallas is willing to go full retard to play Eugene, but WWE wants it to be a WWE Films production
3) The Shareholders........f***ing shareholders
4) We're having an open casting call for the part of Todd. Ideally we want him to play himself, but we have to explore other options since he hasn't returned our calls. He thinks he's above it
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Post by Sponsored by Groose Wipes on Jan 21, 2014 2:12:53 GMT -5
I'm waiting on "FAN: The XXX Parody"
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Post by SOR on Jan 21, 2014 2:53:26 GMT -5
I auditioned for the role of Todd but the powers that be said I had to lose a few to be the ideal Todd
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2014 3:18:58 GMT -5
I still am insisting on playing myself and getting at least 1 line! A good line for once! And no more stooge work! Damn type casting.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2014 9:14:05 GMT -5
Todd is holding out because his shirt is too tight and we still have an issue with cutting the Crap out
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Post by The Tank on Jan 21, 2014 9:18:17 GMT -5
Well, there's the fact that we're contractually obligated to have RD and Blade cameo in the movie from back when it was The Official Wrestlecrap Forums: The Movie. Waiting on getting that done is costing us a lot of time.
......eh, what's one more lawsuit?
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jan 21, 2014 11:15:43 GMT -5
So, recent attempts to get Zack Snyder as a possible director have proved, less than fruitful. In fact, we may actually have to add his name to the list of impending lawsuits. Hopefully the attempts to persuade Nicholas Cage to play FAN Heavyweight Champion Banjo go much more smoothly. Has Steve McQueen called back yet? Someone of his caliber would do well directing the big emotional scene between Supersweet and his ass.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jan 21, 2014 19:09:23 GMT -5
I still am insisting on playing myself and getting at least 1 line! A good line for once! And no more stooge work! Damn type casting. How about, "These pretzels are making me thirsty."
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2014 20:09:21 GMT -5
Yes, the term "development hell" was made for movies like this.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2014 23:46:37 GMT -5
So, recent attempts to get Zack Snyder as a possible director have proved, less than fruitful. In fact, we may actually have to add his name to the list of impending lawsuits. Hopefully the attempts to persuade Nicholas Cage to play FAN Heavyweight Champion Banjo go much more smoothly. Has Steve McQueen called back yet? Someone of his caliber would do well directing the big emotional scene between Supersweet and his ass. Honestly me and him are in disputes over the urination scene. Me and him agreed that I'll show full frontal nudity and walk to the bathroom to pee. He wants me to pee for 20 seconds but I want to pee only for 10 seconds
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Post by Celgress on Jan 22, 2014 0:53:33 GMT -5
They told me my character couldn't pimp my fan fiction pages, or parody my TNA fandom, something about not needing more lawsuits so I walked.
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Post by Celgress on Jan 22, 2014 0:59:34 GMT -5
We'll have to remove a few key scenes from the film. I guess that orgy involving me and the ponies is out. The ponies are suing for some reason, so that scene's gone regardless it looks like. Pfft don't worry Banjo everyone knows those ponies are nymphos. No matter what they say nobody forced them to use the whipped cream, the balloons or the belt sander that was all them.
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Post by Heartbreaker on Jan 22, 2014 10:48:56 GMT -5
I demand to be played by Alison Brie or Jennifer Lawrence, dammit.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 22, 2014 13:10:22 GMT -5
I demand to be played by Alison Brie or Jennifer Lawrence, dammit. As one of the executive producer we can't afford to pay J Law or Allison Brie due to our lawsuits and Banjo blowing 25 million dollars on twinkies. However we do have a talented young lady with bright red hair whose dream is to play you and is affordable. She goes by the name of Eva Marie and she's learning how to do an Aussie accent as we speak
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Post by Zone Was Wrong on Jan 22, 2014 17:12:40 GMT -5
Well I sent in pictures of my junk to the producers. Waiting to hear back about that.
Oh you meant about the movie itself. No clue.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jan 22, 2014 21:30:01 GMT -5
I demand to be played by Alison Brie or Jennifer Lawrence, dammit. As one of the executive producer we can't afford to pay J Law or Allison Brie due to our lawsuits and Banjo blowing 25 million dollars on twinkies. However we do have a talented young lady with bright red hair whose dream is to play you and is affordable. She goes by the name of Eva Marie and she's learning how to do an Aussie accent as we speak You will thank me after the Apocalypse when we have an ample supply of Twinkies to feast on. Also, I approve of the casting decision and decided that, when we film the inevitable love scene between me and Heartbreaker, I will be playing myself.
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Jan 22, 2014 21:35:30 GMT -5
I'm still trying to get Randy Watson to sing the theme song. But nobody knows where to find him.
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