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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jan 18, 2014 22:48:18 GMT -5
Have they had push it back again? Things have been sort of a mess since they announced Ben Affleck was going to play Kash Flagg. Then they wanted that cameo by Santa Claus. He doesn't take many roles this soon after Christmas I heard. And there was that lawsuit from DC comics because of the S&M scene that involved the lady dressed as Wonder Woman. And also the enormous cost of using authentic androids for the film, instead of just people acting like androids. And that Batista cameo has been postponed due to his WWE return. Not to mention my issues with the catering services. And of course, the producers still negotiating with Nintendo to make the entire movie soundtrack out of old NES game music. I'm starting to think we won't be ready by next summer to compete with the new Avengers movie.  |
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Post by Apricots And A Pear Tree on Jan 18, 2014 22:56:33 GMT -5
It's been in Development hell since it was originally called The Official Wrestlecrap Forums:The Movie.
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Jan 18, 2014 23:02:48 GMT -5
Well, I walked away from the project when M. Night Shyamalan was brought in, but now that he's left the project I'm considering returning as a consultant. I really don't know where the project stands right now because I've been away from it for so long. I've heard Jonah Hill wants to make it his directorial debut. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
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Post by slappy on Jan 18, 2014 23:05:46 GMT -5
Not well. Please donate to my kickstarter to help the project. I'm only asking for $100 million.
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Post by Dave the Dave on Jan 18, 2014 23:11:54 GMT -5
we can't even get our Wikipedia page going.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Jan 19, 2014 1:01:13 GMT -5
I'm not leaving my trailer until I get my latte.
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Post by DSR on Jan 19, 2014 1:41:51 GMT -5
We have more than enough motion capture footage of SuperSweet's ass for the epic finale. Too bad he won't get out of the mo-cap suit! We need to wash that thing! Other people need to wear that!
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Post by Dave the Dave on Jan 19, 2014 1:44:01 GMT -5
Also, I've been trying to get all the mods to sign the release but Ron Howard is giving me shit for replacing Madison with Andy Richter.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jan 19, 2014 1:51:35 GMT -5
I've been trying to get in touch with Lana Del Rey to see if she can do an award worthy main love theme, but now she's put out a restraining order against me. It's the Adele situation all over again.
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Post by Glitch on Jan 19, 2014 2:30:33 GMT -5
I've been trying to get in touch with Lana Del Rey to see if she can do an award worthy main love theme, but now she's put out a restraining order against me. It's the Adele situation all over again. We'll just have to settle for Sara Del Rey instead. |
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Post by willywonka666 on Jan 19, 2014 12:25:39 GMT -5
I signed on a looong time ago to play a dual role as myself and as Jimmy Garvin in flashback sequences, but they gave me the "don't call us, we'll call you" rap.
It's not my fault!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 19, 2014 12:54:11 GMT -5
If we can ever get the rating lowered from NC-17 we've got a shot.
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Post by Zombie Mod on Jan 19, 2014 13:01:04 GMT -5
Also, I've been trying to get all the mods to sign the release but Ron Howard is giving me shit for replacing Madison with Andy Richter. I'm holding out on that until it's in writing that you are not cgi'ing me.... animatronics only and not some dude in a rubber suit |
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jan 19, 2014 16:42:24 GMT -5
If we can ever get the rating lowered from NC-17 we've got a shot. We'll have to remove a few key scenes from the film. I guess that orgy involving me and the ponies is out. |
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jan 19, 2014 16:46:12 GMT -5
If we can ever get the rating lowered from NC-17 we've got a shot. We'll have to remove a few key scenes from the film. I guess that orgy involving me and the ponies is out. The ponies are suing for some reason, so that scene's gone regardless it looks like. |
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Post by BorneAgain on Jan 19, 2014 16:52:33 GMT -5
In a bit of a bad news much like the Transformers animated movie, half all the posters will be killed off in favor of new ones.
Good news is the scene where the members create weaponized memes are will be accompanied by "You Got the Touch".
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Jan 19, 2014 17:31:04 GMT -5
If we can ever get the rating lowered from NC-17 we've got a shot. I heard the MPAA are actually planning to create a rating higher than NC-17 just for our film. I knew that banana scene was a bad idea. |
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jan 19, 2014 23:58:11 GMT -5
We'll have to remove a few key scenes from the film. I guess that orgy involving me and the ponies is out. The ponies are suing for some reason, so that scene's gone regardless it looks like. Great another lawsuit. I guess I'll just add it to the list of already impending lawsuits including... DC Comics World Wrestling Entertainment Betty Crocker Pepsi Cola Company Coca Cola Company Chiquita Bananas Warner Brothers Jell-O Pudding Company The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders Ringling Brothers Circus and Vaseline Inc. I hope we can at least settle some of these.  |
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on Jan 20, 2014 0:33:20 GMT -5
I wish they would hurry the f*** up with it as I need to get the ball rolling with the porn parody.
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Post by Hawk Hart on Jan 20, 2014 11:15:48 GMT -5
Is this thing happening or not? James Franco has been following me around for like six months "trying to understand the role" and it's getting to be a bit much. Motherf***er ate all my Frankenberry.
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