Heartbreaker
King Koopa
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Post by Heartbreaker on Jan 22, 2014 22:38:01 GMT -5
I demand to be played by Alison Brie or Jennifer Lawrence, dammit. As one of the executive producer we can't afford to pay J Law or Allison Brie due to our lawsuits and Banjo blowing 25 million dollars on twinkies. However we do have a talented young lady with bright red hair whose dream is to play you and is affordable. She goes by the name of Eva Marie and she's learning how to do an Aussie accent as we speak NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! As one of the executive producer we can't afford to pay J Law or Allison Brie due to our lawsuits and Banjo blowing 25 million dollars on twinkies. However we do have a talented young lady with bright red hair whose dream is to play you and is affordable. She goes by the name of Eva Marie and she's learning how to do an Aussie accent as we speak You will thank me after the Apocalypse when we have an ample supply of Twinkies to feast on. Also, I approve of the casting decision and decided that, when we film the inevitable love scene between me and Heartbreaker, I will be playing myself.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jan 24, 2014 2:04:01 GMT -5
Cornfed's glorious return to the boards must mean that there has been progress with him negotiating the movie rights to a major movie company.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2014 2:17:39 GMT -5
There's not enough bears on set
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Jan 24, 2014 2:22:01 GMT -5
Cornfed's glorious return to the boards must mean that there has been progress with him negotiating the movie rights to a major movie company. Oh you damn well know I'm only here to stroke your manly 'stache.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2014 2:25:09 GMT -5
There's not enough bears on set They don't work cheap though.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2014 2:33:54 GMT -5
There's not enough bears on set They don't work cheap though. If I give them enough....honey they will
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Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2014 2:36:01 GMT -5
They don't work cheap though. If I give them enough....honey they will They'll probably ask for a new tire for the invisible bike too.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2014 2:36:52 GMT -5
If I give them enough....honey they will They'll probably ask for a new tire for the invisible bike too. Only if we all dance the 2 Cool choreography
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Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2014 2:40:44 GMT -5
They'll probably ask for a new tire for the invisible bike too. Only if we all dance the 2 Cool choreography You can get the little one to do the Worm too.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2014 2:43:42 GMT -5
Only if we all dance the 2 Cool choreography You can get the little one to do the Worm too. You know what, I feel wrong about this...where are the other three bears..the ones Warner Brothers doesn't use anymore
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jan 24, 2014 2:45:22 GMT -5
There's not enough bears on set Well, we need to find someone to play the Proboards blue bear. So there's that.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jan 24, 2014 11:35:33 GMT -5
There's not enough bears on set Well, we need to find someone to play the Proboards blue bear. So there's that. Ving Rhames?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2014 19:05:16 GMT -5
Well, we need to find someone to play the Proboards blue bear. So there's that. Ving Rhames? I was thinking Jason Statham Mmm Jason Statham...
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Post by Waffel113 on Jan 24, 2014 19:10:34 GMT -5
I assure you all screenwriting would be going much smoother if someone didn't keep pissing in my drinks!
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jan 26, 2014 21:30:35 GMT -5
I was thinking Jason Statham Mmm Jason Statham... We could always go animatronic too. Then there's the cost. Also get a real bear and paint it blue. Then there's the inevitable mauling that would happen.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 26, 2014 21:32:43 GMT -5
I was thinking Jason Statham Mmm Jason Statham... We could always go animatronic too. Then there's the cost. Also get a real bear and paint it blue. Then there's the inevitable mauling that would happen. It's a bear. I speak bear.
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Post by Glitch on Jan 26, 2014 22:43:25 GMT -5
The book was better.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jan 27, 2014 15:32:02 GMT -5
Well you know there are just some things that were kept in the book that we basically couldn't film. That's why we have all these lawsuits to contend with in the first place.
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Post by Celgress on Jan 27, 2014 21:16:24 GMT -5
Well you know there are just some things that were kept in the book that we basically couldn't film. That's why we have all these lawsuits to contend with in the first place. True, like my fanfiction writing. Who knew the casts of Friends, X-Files, Baywatch, Big Band Theory, Two and a Half Men, every Star Trek series, TMNT, every Power Rangers series, the Simpsons, King of the Hill, MLP FIM, and Gilligan's Island were such babies. Just because I had nearly all their characters involved in orgies, murder sprees, or dating Banjo they bankrupted the publisher with a series of crippling liable lawsuits.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jan 29, 2014 1:11:44 GMT -5
Well you know there are just some things that were kept in the book that we basically couldn't film. That's why we have all these lawsuits to contend with in the first place. True, like my fanfiction writing. Who knew the casts of Friends, X-Files, Baywatch, Big Band Theory, Two and a Half Men, every Star Trek series, TMNT, every Power Rangers series, the Simpsons, King of the Hill, MLP FIM, and Gilligan's Island were such babies. Just because I had nearly all their characters involved in orgies, murder sprees, or dating Banjo they bankrupted the publisher with a series of crippling liable lawsuits. It's going to take a while for our script writer to change all of those characters to generic rip-offs so we can claim that "Any similarity to any persons, living or dead is purely coincidental." That inevitably means more money for him. We're going to end up spending as much money to pay him as we're spending on exploding farm animals.
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