Turd Ferguson
Hank Scorpio
John Cena: Colossal Douche
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Feb 10, 2014 17:46:55 GMT -5
Bob Uecker finds Vanna White and kidnaps her, leading to a feud between him and Pat Sajak. They are to meet in a match at Saturday Night's Main Event, but before the match can happen, they come face to face in the back, leading to Sajak chasing Uecker. He chases him until they reach Uecker's lair where he has Vanna, and just as it appears Uecker is going to jump out of the shadows to attack Pat, he hugs him and they celebrate. Then they advance on Vanna's cage.
Two weeks later, she is managing them and is all smiles as they defeat The British Bulldogs for the rights to their team name, tights, and Matilda. The British Bulldogs (Bob Uecker and Pat Sajak) run roughshod over the WWF Tag team scene until 1990, when the Legion of Doom come in and cause friction in the team. The team splits up, with Bob becoming a JTTS and Pat becoming the third member of the LOD, Hawk and Animal's sex slave, Gimp.
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Post by James Fabiano on Feb 10, 2014 18:28:59 GMT -5
In an alternate version of the Gooker hatching, he comes out and dances with Mean Gene...only to SWERVE him by clotheslining him or something. He then unmasks as Hector Guerrero, and goes on a SHOOT about how this disgraces his family's reputation in wrestling that has lasted decades. This of course results in Gene wrestling to get revenge, and he does promos and interviews where he mentions "pissants" and tells people to "blow it out their ass." OR...the Gooker hatches then beats the ever loving crap out of Mean Gene...and I mean beats him to a bloody pulp! Gene is bleeding all over the place, he's holding onto his rips, and the commentators guess they may well be broken. His eye is blackened, his nose broken and gushing blood, both legs are broken, Mean Gene is in bad shape, so bad in fact that they have to carry him off on a stretcher and into an ambulance. The next week the Hulkster proclaims he's going to get revenge on that "spoon" the Gooker! He hunts him down and confronts the Gooker in the ring! The Gooker raises his wings as if in surrender, then surprise clothlines Hulk Hogan, knocking him out! The Gooker then unmasks...revealing himself to be Mean Gene. You may have outdone my story there!!! How could I forget the "guy being attacked was him all along" trope?
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Post by James Fabiano on Feb 10, 2014 18:50:28 GMT -5
Bob Uecker finds Vanna White and kidnaps her, leading to a feud between him and Pat Sajak. They are to meet in a match at Saturday Night's Main Event, but before the match can happen, they come face to face in the back, leading to Sajak chasing Uecker. He chases him until they reach Uecker's lair where he has Vanna, and just as it appears Uecker is going to jump out of the shadows to attack Pat, he hugs him and they celebrate. Then they advance on Vanna's cage. Two weeks later, she is managing them and is all smiles as they defeat The British Bulldogs for the rights to their team name, tights, and Matilda. The British Bulldogs (Bob Uecker and Pat Sajak) run roughshod over the WWF Tag team scene until 1990, when the Legion of Doom come in and cause friction in the team. The team splits up, with Bob becoming a JTTS and Pat becoming the third member of the LOD, Hawk and Animal's sex slave, Gimp. In an alternate Russoverse... Vanna is seen backstage avoiding Bob's advances, when two hooded figures attack Vanna backstage at WM4. On Superstars, Vanna comes out demanding that her attackers reveal themselves. The hooded figures come out and surround Vanna, when Pat Sajak comes to the rescue. The hooded figures overpower them and then, with backs to the camera, show their faces to Sajak and White, who look like they saw ghosts. The next week on Superstars, the hooded figures come out again and they will finally unmask. The hoods get pulled back and..."IT'S US, VANNA AND PAT! IT WAS US ALL ALOOOOOONG!" Chuck Woolery and Susan Stafford have invaded the WWF. Of course they do a SHOOT about how Pat and Vanna ruined their legacy and how the corporate suits at Merv Griffin Enterprises will not let anyone talk about their work, including that "greedy son of a bitch," Merv Griffin himself. Pat and Vanna do not stand for this and challenge Chuck and Susan to a tag team match at SummerSlam. And the special referee will be...Merv himself. And it is a "Fortune on a Pole" match, think the 49ers match, except there are two mysterious boxes. One has the silver $5000 cardboard wedge, while the other has Bankrupt. Whoever gets the money off the pole wins it and the match, while the team that has the Bankrupt not only loses, but can never step foot on a Wheel of Fortune set again. The match happens, but as Vanna is about to climb a pole, SWERVE! Merv clips her leg and sends her down! Pat protests and looks like he is going to hit Merv....but then puts the boots to Vanna instead. Chuck and Susan join in, and Susan pins Vanna and Merv counts the three despite the facts that pins should not count in this match. They then take the boxes down, and Merv hands Pat, Chuck, and Susan the $5K, and throws the Bankrupt onto Vanna. You would think this means Vanna is fired from Wheel...but wait! Alex Trebek reveals that he actually was a secret stockholder in MGE, and that Merv didn't read the fine print, and that Alex can hire anyone he wants. And his first job is to...rehire Vanna! Survivor Series '88 = Pat, Chuck, Susan, and Merv vs. Alex, Vanna, Johnny Gilbert, and Charlie O'Donnell!
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Post by James Fabiano on Feb 11, 2014 12:46:41 GMT -5
Hulk Hogan beats Nick Bockwinkel for the AWA title in 1982, but instead of doing a Dusty Finish, Verne Gagne comes out in the middle of the show after the match and does a speech about how Hogan wanted a belt, now he's got one, but VERNE has the real AWA title, and that he was sick and tired of Hogan taking the spotlight from the up-and-comers in the AWA, and especially Greg Gagne. So he will book a match between Bockwinkel and Greg later in the show, and furthermore, you'll never see that blond son of a bitch in the AWA again!
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Post by James Fabiano on Feb 11, 2014 14:17:57 GMT -5
Greg Gagne is constantly pushed in the AWA, then he goes insane for no reason and starts to stalk Candi Devine with a crowbar. He gets a video from a fan, played by Magnificent Mimi as a goth or whatever the 80s equivalent of Goth was, and on a roadtrip they stop for gas and find that Jim Brunzell is now an attendant there after being fired from the WWF. Greg, Jim, and Mimi reform the High Flyers except now they're all INSANE!
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Post by James Fabiano on Jun 16, 2014 18:35:30 GMT -5
I can't let this thread die, soooooooo...
- In a shocking SWERVE, Jim Cornette and the Dynamic Dudes turn heel on the Midnight Express! (it worked for the Rock, who I totally created on my own!!!)
- It must be implied that Dusty Rhodes raped Baby Doll when she was on his farm for 30 days.
- Spin the Wheel, Make the Deal is made worse when all the options only involve a different object on a pole for each wedge.
- The build to Adonis vs. Piper is more like what Goldust vs Piper would be like.
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Post by Brother-RD on Jun 17, 2014 14:41:46 GMT -5
The War to Settle the Score, 1985
Main Event is changed to a tag-team match, Hulk Hogan & Jimmy Snuka (w/ Lou Albano & Cyndi Lauper) vs Roddy Piper and Cowboy Bob Orton. Whomever scores the pinfall wins the WWF title.
Big boot and legdrop from Hogan to Orton. Piper breaks up the pin, Piper and Snuka brawl to the outside. Captain Lou pulls the cast off Orton, clocks him, Lauper makes the cover. Confused ref makes the count anyway, because why not.
That's right, Cyndi Lauper, WWF Champion.
She later turns on Hogan, lays down for Piper, who then proceeds to hold the belt for 7 years when he finally decides to do the job for Bret at Mania VIII. Meh, who am I kidding? The WWF doesn't last 6 months if this happens.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jun 18, 2014 11:07:06 GMT -5
- Spin the Wheel, Make the Deal is made worse when all the options only involve a different object on a pole for each wedge. Why would he need to change this? It ended with a pole match... what could improve that!
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Post by James Fabiano on Jun 18, 2014 12:28:57 GMT -5
- Spin the Wheel, Make the Deal is made worse when all the options only involve a different object on a pole for each wedge. Why would he need to change this? It ended with a pole match... what could improve that! Like I said, ALL the options would involve things on a pole, natch. And the snake would swerve Jake and bite him...oh, that really happened? Next you'll tell me THE BARBARIAN would get a world title shot at the same show! (You didn't see it coming, and you are still talking about it, so obviously I did my job, wrestling puricists! And who cares if he's a midcarder, the belt is just a prop!)
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Jun 18, 2014 12:45:21 GMT -5
- Per the Rio De Janeiro Athletic Commission's ruling, Pat Patterson's use of a reverse bear hug (giggity...) in the tournament final is in direct violation of commission rules, and therefore is stripped of the title, and a tournament to crown the next IC Champion is held on an island in a remote location of the Bermuda Triangle (to prevent ANY international interference). David Sammartino is crowned the new IC Champion and holds the title for as long as his father's initial WWWF title reign, only to lose it to Omar Atlas in a throwaway dark match in Des Moines, Iowa.
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Post by Hit Girl on Jun 18, 2014 12:58:05 GMT -5
Hogan is the third man.
Drops the leg on Macho.
Sting then hits Hogan with the Scorpion Death Drop
Sting is the 4th man.
Why did he attack Hogan?
That is never explained.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jun 18, 2014 13:00:27 GMT -5
Hogan is the third man. Drops the leg on Macho. Sting then hits Hogan with the Scorpion Death Drop Sting is the 4th man. Why did he attack Hogan? That is never explained. Hall hits Sting with the chair and joins Team WCW.
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Post by James Fabiano on Jun 18, 2014 13:12:26 GMT -5
The Ricky Steamboat throat crushing angle leads to a new gimmick where Steamboat, having been silenced by Macho Man, now communicates by giving the finger and doing other obscene gestures at his opponents.
The twin referee finish of Hogan/Andre could also lead to a storyline where Dave reveals that he never knew he had a brother, and it turns out that the Hebners were separated at birth 15 years ago. Millionaire socialite Mike DiBiase adopted Earl then and raised him alongside his son Ted. When Mike died, he left his fortune and the responsibility of his foster brother to Ted. Earl Hebner's existence was kept a secret until the time was right...or so we thought. Andre wins by screwjob and sells the title to DiBiase, but when Dave comes out, Ted is stunned and keeps saying, "He wasn't supposed to be there." 2 weeks later on Superstars, DiBiase tells the whole story and starts to say that he doesn't want the belt if Earl was involved. Cue Jack Tunney, who makes the big revelation: Earl and Dave were HIS biological sons! And since Ted is so ungrateful and doesn't want the belt anyway, he is stripping him and announcing the WMIV tournament. Ted turns face and joins the Megapowers after promising to donate his fortune to charity to make up for Tunney's misdeeds, including helping those Hulkamaniacs who "weren't right in the head." Uh-uh, says Jack, as he adds that Ted didn't read the fine print, that Mike actually promised the inheritance, should his next of kin reject it, goes to the family's lifelong bodyguard. And thus Virgil becomes the "Mo' Money Man" (cause ALL blacks talk like that, of course...) and Virgil and Andre = the new Megabucks.
This later ties into the Montreal Screwjob, where Earl turns face when he reveals that Vince forced him to do it since he had a falling out with Tunney before his death, and so forcing his son into uncomfortable situations was payback. And what's more, Vince comes out and says he could do it because he has power over everyone...ESPECIALLY HIS OWN FAMILY. That's right, VINCE impregnated Mrs. Tunney and it was twins!
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jun 18, 2014 13:13:25 GMT -5
Alright, so here's what we'll do. We have Stone Cold get run over in the parking lot. Yeah, he's out of action for awhile! So we build up the mystery of who did it.
And then we reveal it was Debra. Because he cheated on her. With... let's say Stephanie McMahon. Yeah, nobody will see that one coming! And so we do a mixed tag team match for the WWF World Heavyweight Championship where Stone Cold and Stephanie McMahon team up to face Triple H and Debra, and Debra gets the pin on Stone Cold, becoming the first ever female WWF World Heavyweight Champion!
Yeah, I guarantee you people will be talking about this one for years!
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Post by Hit Girl on Jun 18, 2014 13:19:26 GMT -5
Matt Hardy's dream comes true and Edge actually does get killed in an automobile accident
But Edge returns a week later with no further reference to the incident.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jun 18, 2014 13:21:21 GMT -5
Matt Hardy's dream comes true and Edge actually does get killed in an automobile accident But Edge returns a week later with no further reference to the incident. Save for a small bandage on his forehead
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Post by Hit Girl on Jun 18, 2014 13:25:06 GMT -5
Hulk Hogan actually IS lusting after Elizabeth.
And he's also lusting after Butch Reed, for some reason
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Post by somsta on Jun 18, 2014 14:43:40 GMT -5
Alright, so here's what we'll do. We have Stone Cold get run over in the parking lot. Yeah, he's out of action for awhile! So we build up the mystery of who did it. And then we reveal it was Debra. Because he cheated on her. With... let's say Stephanie McMahon. Yeah, nobody will see that one coming! And so we do a mixed tag team match for the WWF World Heavyweight Championship where Stone Cold and Stephanie McMahon team up to face Triple H and Debra, and Debra gets the pin on Stone Cold, becoming the first ever female WWF World Heavyweight Champion! Yeah, I guarantee you people will be talking about this one for years! Throw a miscarriage of a faked pregnancy in there and you've struck gold, bro.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Jun 18, 2014 15:43:57 GMT -5
The first royal rumble would be a reverse battle royal. Macho man would have a threesome with Sherri and Miss Elisabeth. It's me Austin, the higher power would've been Dr death a Steve Williams.
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Post by James Fabiano on Jun 18, 2014 16:20:28 GMT -5
Got some entries from DVDVR:
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