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Post by Display Name on Feb 28, 2014 1:22:24 GMT -5
Probably not high praise, but my favorite Willow vignette ever tonight. Has anyone come around on it? I think it might be sort of interesting. I'm not stoked about it,but I find this shit less cheesy/funny than the usual trying-to-be-cool while mouthing the words to his shitty theme or doing stupid ass dances Jeff Hardy.Bring on Willow.
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Post by Rave on Feb 28, 2014 2:17:27 GMT -5
If Dixie tries to pass this off as one of the "exciting new talents" that've been bandied about as coming to TNA, I will point and laugh and encourage others to do the same.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 28, 2014 2:59:16 GMT -5
I like how there's a random shot of a gun in the newest promo. It's like they're just throwing everything considered scary or creepy into these promos.
Like next week's is going to have a spider, a snake, a shallow grave, and a brief clip of old people making out.
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Post by Ryushinku on Feb 28, 2014 3:18:56 GMT -5
These are even funnier if you just watch them with the sound off. Take away the voice modulation and rambling poetry and it's some guy with a brolly pulling faces in the woods.
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Post by JoDaNa1281 on Feb 28, 2014 5:53:08 GMT -5
I like how there's a random shot of a gun in the newest promo. It's like they're just throwing everything considered scary or creepy into these promos. Like next week's is going to have a spider, a snake, a shallow grave, and a brief clip of old people making out. I thought you said scary or creepy, not sexy.
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Post by Ryushinku on Feb 28, 2014 6:54:52 GMT -5
I'd mark if he did the WCW Seven approach though.
"So I'm here now, I stand before you...oh, my new name is 'Willow', by the way. They've dressed me up like...uh...I don't know what the hell I'm dressed up as, to play trick or treat all year long!"
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Post by Deleted on Feb 28, 2014 14:07:10 GMT -5
"Those skeletons look so fake." - my GF's initial reaction to the newest Willow video.
They did look a bit too white. If were supposed to believe he was playing in a burned out house they could have dirtied up the bones a bit.
#3 was slightly less laughable than the first two though.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 28, 2014 14:11:52 GMT -5
If Dixie tries to pass this off as one of the "exciting new talents" that've been bandied about as coming to TNA, I will point and laugh and encourage others to do the same. Willow Uno
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Post by ________ has left the building on Feb 28, 2014 17:46:32 GMT -5
I think in Jeff Hardy's mind, this is suppose to be creepy and macabre. But it's coming off as a pretentious film maker's idea of a horror movie. Executive producer Eli Roth is deeply offended by this comment! (/Eli Roth criticism for the day) It did feel like torture porn.
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Post by jagilki on Feb 28, 2014 18:43:26 GMT -5
I said it before, and I'll say it again, Jeff Hardy is way too into Rob Zombie's movies.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 28, 2014 23:05:27 GMT -5
I said it before, and I'll say it again, Jeff Hardy is way too into Rob Zombie's movies. I'd mark if he was managed by Bill Moseley as Otis. Or Sid Haig replaced Mike Tenay as...Mike Tenay. No one raises a fuss about it or even notices, he's just there one day as Tenay and never leaves.
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Post by Sephiroth on Feb 28, 2014 23:15:03 GMT -5
As unique as the character looks, I am finding it hard to predict how it is going to fit in with TNA at the moment. What possible kind of storyline are they going to put him into? Who should he feud with? Will be be in the mid card or main event? Hard to consider based on a few promos of him reciting weird poetry and laughing.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 28, 2014 23:23:12 GMT -5
As unique as the character looks, I am finding it hard to predict how it is going to fit in with TNA at the moment. What possible kind of storyline are they going to put him into? Who should he feud with? Will be be in the mid card or main event? Hard to consider based on a few promos of him reciting weird poetry and laughing. You've made me see him as Happier Heidenreich now.
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Post by Sephiroth on Feb 28, 2014 23:23:56 GMT -5
As unique as the character looks, I am finding it hard to predict how it is going to fit in with TNA at the moment. What possible kind of storyline are they going to put him into? Who should he feud with? Will be be in the mid card or main event? Hard to consider based on a few promos of him reciting weird poetry and laughing. You've made me see him as Happier Heidenreich now. Lets hope anal rape does not become part of his character then
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Post by Deleted on Feb 28, 2014 23:40:42 GMT -5
You've made me see him as Happier Heidenreich now. Lets hope anal rape does not become part of his character then You call me banal You say I'm fools gold But please allow me to be anal And venture inside Michael Cole There you go, TNA, I've just written your first live Willow promo.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 28, 2014 23:51:04 GMT -5
This is going to be tremendous. I hope that he has an insane and elaborate Undertaker style entrance, the wackier the better.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Mar 1, 2014 0:53:42 GMT -5
What's really gonna be bad for him is that in the vignettes his voice at least sounds kinda cool with modulation FX. Without that, it's just gonna Jeff spouting nonsense; hilarious, hilarious nonsense.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Mar 1, 2014 2:30:29 GMT -5
This is going to be tremendous. I hope that he has an insane and elaborate Undertaker style entrance, the wackier the better. Willow floats down from the ceiling with his umbrella like Mary Poppins. Then he dances a duet with Curry Man and a bunch of midgets in penguin costumes.
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Post by kingoftheindies on Mar 1, 2014 10:55:19 GMT -5
calling it, Willow is teaming with Abyss
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Post by Sephiroth on Mar 1, 2014 23:30:46 GMT -5
calling it, Willow is teaming with Abyss I'd prefer Shaw, but Abyss kind of writes itself
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