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Post by RAW IS GWAR on Feb 15, 2014 21:35:18 GMT -5
Picture yourself as a super good looking bronze god with long flowing hair and a nice tight ass and you're in the ring with Punk and he is just pissing you off hardcore. SHOOT ON HIM UNTIL HE CRIES! GO!
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Post by Kayfabe FAN don't want none on Feb 15, 2014 21:36:45 GMT -5
YOU HAVE A VAGINA!
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BigBadZ
Grimlock
The Rumors Are All True
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Post by BigBadZ on Feb 15, 2014 21:38:49 GMT -5
Am I also about 6'4, 255 pounds, have a chinstrap beard with the chin sometimes shaved, and likes to carry around a hammer?? Because this type of thing would be second nature to me.
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Post by The Man They Call Asher on Feb 15, 2014 21:38:55 GMT -5
YOU MAKE MORE A YEAR THAN I WILL IN MY ENTIRE LIFE AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS EXTREMELY ATTRACTIVE!
..Am I doing it right?
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Feb 15, 2014 21:38:59 GMT -5
CM Punk? More like CM Chunk!
/Oh snap!/
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saintpat
El Dandy
Release the hounds!!!
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Post by saintpat on Feb 15, 2014 21:41:15 GMT -5
CM Punk? Chicago Made Punk? What has Chicago ever made? The Cubs?
(OK, cheap heat, but still.)
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Post by Deleted on Feb 15, 2014 21:41:23 GMT -5
"Hey f***face."
Punk starts crying and then AJ kicks my ass.
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Sparkybob
King Koopa
I have a status?
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Post by Sparkybob on Feb 15, 2014 21:45:14 GMT -5
MY SISTER THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD LOL
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Tommy Wiseau
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Post by jon3 on Feb 15, 2014 21:47:40 GMT -5
CM Punk? Chicago Made Punk? What has Chicago ever made? The Cubs? (OK, cheap heat, but still.) No Real CHEAP HEAT The Bulls since Jordan Derrick Rose White Sox, Comparing Chicago to Detroit,Lions-Bears,Pistons-Bulls,Red Wings-Balckhawks Hell even Jordan LEFT the Bulls and joined two crap franchises in Washington to Finish his career and Charlotte just to get awax from Chicago. Have a Nice Day.., |
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway.
Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Feb 15, 2014 21:50:14 GMT -5
Hey CM PUNK we don't need you we got CP MUNK
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Post by BorneAgain on Feb 15, 2014 21:53:06 GMT -5
"Tell me Punk, what bothers you more more; that a junkie like Jeff Hardy was cheered over you, or that he'll still compete in the main event of Wrestlemania sooner than you will?"
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Post by RAW IS GWAR on Feb 15, 2014 21:54:20 GMT -5
Hey Phil maybe if you break kayfabe a few more times you might get over enough to main event WrestleMania... But that would also be breaking kayfabe
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Post by Deleted on Feb 15, 2014 21:57:04 GMT -5
Jack Parkman had way better hair than you, no matter how bad you tried to cop his hairstyle in 2011. THAT'S WHY YOU NEVER MAIN EVENTED WRESTLEMANIA
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Perd
Patti Mayonnaise
Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
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Post by Perd on Feb 15, 2014 21:58:25 GMT -5
There was another popular athlete in Chicago, that banged a lot of chicks, had stupid hair, and bad tattoos. And now he has to go to North Korea to find someone that still gives a crap about him.
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Heartbreaker
King Koopa
Is actually Bindi Irwin
RIP Punk's media scrum, Page 54, Muffins, Biting People Bad™ (2022 - 2022)
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Post by Heartbreaker on Feb 15, 2014 21:59:38 GMT -5
I'd bury Punk.
With pairs of my undies.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Feb 15, 2014 22:03:03 GMT -5
CM Punk, you got 21, I got 22!
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kidglov3s
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Wants her Shot
Who is Tiger Maskooo?
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Post by kidglov3s on Feb 15, 2014 22:18:00 GMT -5
There was another popular athlete in Chicago, that banged a lot of chicks, had stupid hair, and bad tattoos. And now he has to go to North Korea to find someone that still gives a crap about him. Paul Coffey's a red? |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 15, 2014 22:23:19 GMT -5
First of all, I'd like to ask Colt Cabana something. Did you seriously submit your adopted skinny fatass baby onto Monday Night Raw?
*turns to Punk*
I don't know whether to spank ya, or breastfeed ya!
You come out here, you wear swimmin' trunks to the ring, what are you goin' swimmin? This isn't a swimmin' pool... ... ... ... ... ... ... no matter how much you want it to be. And if I'm not mistaken, it's taken you seven years to get here, yeah? So what makes ya think you're gonna do any better, now that you are here...or, afteryoutakeyourballandgohomeyouwon'tbehereanylonger.
CM Punk. That is your name right, CM Punk? What does that mean, CM Punk? It means delinquent, right? Look it up, it's delinquent. Good name, glad his parents...hope his parents are happy.
CM Punk, let me tell ya somethin'. No matter how much you like it *BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*
The entire crowd:
And then, news reports of CM Punk turning to alcohol.
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Post by The Man They Call Asher on Feb 15, 2014 22:52:28 GMT -5
I'd bury Punk. With pairs of my undies.  |
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Allie Kitsune
Crow T. Robot
Always Feelin' Foxy.
HaHa U FaLL 4 LaVa TriK
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Feb 15, 2014 22:57:04 GMT -5
There was another popular athlete in Chicago, that banged a lot of chicks, had stupid hair, and bad tattoos. And now he has to go to North Korea to find someone that still gives a crap about him. Paul Coffey's a red? He'll always be a Penguin to me, DAMN IT! |
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