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Post by Bootista on Mar 9, 2014 14:28:02 GMT -5
Vintage King Ghidorah, You are making your comeback a memorable one, brother jack dude.
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Post by Savage Gambino on Mar 9, 2014 14:47:07 GMT -5
When I saw that the OP was King Ghidorah, I knew the title had to be literal. And what's up with Florida being where all this stuff happens, anyway? Serious answer? They only recently made bestiality illegal. For years it was shunned but not illegal (unless you were able to make an abuse charge stick). So the government saying "oh wait, it's still legal to f*** goats here", thought they'd rectify the issue, got members on both sides of the isle to push the agenda. Problem is it lost steam and didn't make it through to law. This was 2009. Dems and Repubs alike were rightfully shocked. Then comes next year and it's trying to get pushed through once more. Again, Dems and Republicans got together hand in hand to push it. This time tho it didn't go through because lawmakers declared that they didn't want to waste their time with something they called "rare" or have it be discussed in open session because kids would hear about it. Seriously. So we go to 2011, the third year this tried to get pushed through and it finally goes in. Yes, only THREE years ago did it become illegal not to f*** a German Shepard in Florida. But wait, there's more! They didn't word this bill entirely carefully, and now there's argument over whether oral sex with an animal counts as illegal under the new law if the penis doesn't penetrate the mouth, and is only licked instead. This goes either way between human and animal.
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Post by King Ghidorah on Mar 9, 2014 14:55:50 GMT -5
When I saw that the OP was King Ghidorah, I knew the title had to be literal. And what's up with Florida being where all this stuff happens, anyway? Serious answer? They only recently made bestiality illegal. For years it was shunned but not illegal (unless you were able to make an abuse charge stick). So the government saying "oh wait, it's still legal to f*** goats here", thought they'd rectify the issue, got members on both sides of the isle to push the agenda. Problem is it lost steam and didn't make it through to law. This was 2009. Dems and Repubs alike were rightfully shocked. Then comes next year and it's trying to get pushed through once more. Again, Dems and Republicans got together hand in hand to push it. This time tho it didn't go through because lawmakers declared that they didn't want to waste their time with something they called "rare" or have it be discussed in open session because kids would hear about it. Seriously. So we go to 2011, the third year this tried to get pushed through and it finally goes in. Yes, only THREE years ago did it become illegal not to f*** a German Shepard in Florida. But wait, there's more! They didn't word this bill entirely carefully, and now there's argument over whether oral sex with an animal counts as illegal under the new law if the penis doesn't penetrate the mouth, and is only licked instead. This goes either way between human and animal. You're uh....quite familiar with bestiality Laws
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2014 15:02:13 GMT -5
When I saw that the OP was King Ghidorah, I knew the title had to be literal. And what's up with Florida being where all this stuff happens, anyway? Serious answer? They only recently made bestiality illegal. For years it was shunned but not illegal (unless you were able to make an abuse charge stick). So the government saying "oh wait, it's still legal to f*** goats here", thought they'd rectify the issue, got members on both sides of the isle to push the agenda. Problem is it lost steam and didn't make it through to law. This was 2009. Dems and Repubs alike were rightfully shocked. Then comes next year and it's trying to get pushed through once more. Again, Dems and Republicans got together hand in hand to push it. This time tho it didn't go through because lawmakers declared that they didn't want to waste their time with something they called "rare" or have it be discussed in open session because kids would hear about it. Seriously. So we go to 2011, the third year this tried to get pushed through and it finally goes in. Yes, only THREE years ago did it become illegal not to f*** a German Shepard in Florida. But wait, there's more! They didn't word this bill entirely carefully, and now there's argument over whether oral sex with an animal counts as illegal under the new law if the penis doesn't penetrate the mouth, and is only licked instead. This goes either way between human and animal. How much better would this post be if you still had your previous avatar?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2014 15:13:02 GMT -5
Please. That's one of those hands on situations if ever I've heard one.
You don't play the part of the casual observer and go "please stop, kind sir. I implore you," you brain that critter with your door bat. Who cares if you're in the right?
What, are the People's Coalition For The Ethical Treatment Of Dogf***ers going to come forth and back him?
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Mar 9, 2014 15:15:33 GMT -5
Two questions. First was it doggy style? second was it rough?
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Mar 9, 2014 15:18:25 GMT -5
You're uh....quite familiar with bestiality Laws When it was first trying to go through it became an in-joke in my circle about Florida and animals for obvious reasons. I mean this shit writes itself you know? Only recently after the joke came back up did I decide to see if their proposed law ever make it through, only to find out it took 3 times for the bill to get put into effect. During that I located a recent story discussing a guy trying to get off (not like that you perverts... ok maybe a little like that) on the loophole about not having penetration for oral hijinks. And that's my CYA to not sound too weird for knowing anything about this whole thing.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2014 15:23:55 GMT -5
.........ok, SERIOUSLY.....
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Post by HisRoyalGreeness on Mar 9, 2014 15:31:29 GMT -5
While we're on the subject of f***ed up things to happen in Florida, does anyone else follow Florida Man on Twitter. It basically keeps track of every messed up news story to come out of Florida. It's ripe with pure gold and gets updated constantly.
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on Mar 9, 2014 15:31:59 GMT -5
Don't ever change Florida.
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Post by Sephiroth on Mar 9, 2014 15:32:07 GMT -5
Is it possible to swap Florida for Cuba?
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Post by Lancers on Mar 9, 2014 15:41:55 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2014 16:19:02 GMT -5
Florida again.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2014 16:50:01 GMT -5
Is it possible to swap Florida for Cuba? Please, you have to be joking! Everyone knows Puerto Rico is better!
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Post by Sephiroth on Mar 9, 2014 16:50:58 GMT -5
Is it possible to swap Florida for Cuba? Please, you have to be joking! Everyone knows Puerto Rico is better! We've already got them, kind of.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2014 16:53:13 GMT -5
Please, you have to be joking! Everyone knows Puerto Rico is better! We've already got them, kind of. Yeah, but we need ALL Puerto Rico! Food is delicious, guys are sexy, girls are sexier...what's not to love
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Post by Sephiroth on Mar 9, 2014 16:55:29 GMT -5
We've already got them, kind of. Yeah, but we need ALL Puerto Rico! Food is delicious, guys are sexy, girls are sexier...what's not to love Yeah but replacing Florida means acquiring something we had not previously had already. And just what is the status of Puerto Rico, didn't they vote to become a state in 2012?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2014 16:56:27 GMT -5
Yeah, but we need ALL Puerto Rico! Food is delicious, guys are sexy, girls are sexier...what's not to love Yeah but replacing Florida means acquiring something we had not previously had already. And just what is the status of Puerto Rico, didn't they vote to become a state in 2012? ....You win this round, but we will meet again
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2014 16:59:40 GMT -5
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Post by ThereIsNoAbsurdistOnlyZuul on Mar 9, 2014 19:01:06 GMT -5
You're uh....quite familiar with bestiality Laws When it was first trying to go through it became an in-joke in my circle about Florida and animals for obvious reasons. I mean this shit writes itself you know? Only recently after the joke came back up did I decide to see if their proposed law ever make it through, only to find out it took 3 times for the bill to get put into effect. During that I located a recent story discussing a guy trying to get off (not like that you perverts... ok maybe a little like that) on the loophole about not having penetration for oral hijinks. And that's my CYA to not sound too weird for knowing anything about this whole thing. Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.
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