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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2014 20:54:07 GMT -5
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Post by Lila on Mar 9, 2014 21:08:24 GMT -5
When I saw that the OP was King Ghidorah, I knew the title had to be literal. And what's up with Florida being where all this stuff happens, anyway? Serious answer? They only recently made bestiality illegal. For years it was shunned but not illegal (unless you were able to make an abuse charge stick). So the government saying "oh wait, it's still legal to f*** goats here", thought they'd rectify the issue, got members on both sides of the isle to push the agenda. Problem is it lost steam and didn't make it through to law. This was 2009. Dems and Repubs alike were rightfully shocked. Then comes next year and it's trying to get pushed through once more. Again, Dems and Republicans got together hand in hand to push it. This time tho it didn't go through because lawmakers declared that they didn't want to waste their time with something they called "rare" or have it be discussed in open session because kids would hear about it. Seriously. So we go to 2011, the third year this tried to get pushed through and it finally goes in. Yes, only THREE years ago did it become illegal not to f*** a German Shepard in Florida. But wait, there's more! They didn't word this bill entirely carefully, and now there's argument over whether oral sex with an animal counts as illegal under the new law if the penis doesn't penetrate the mouth, and is only licked instead. This goes either way between human and animal.  |
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Mar 9, 2014 21:12:50 GMT -5
I've heard of doing it doggy style but this is ridiculous.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2014 21:15:53 GMT -5
Serious answer? They only recently made bestiality illegal. For years it was shunned but not illegal (unless you were able to make an abuse charge stick). So the government saying "oh wait, it's still legal to f*** goats here", thought they'd rectify the issue, got members on both sides of the isle to push the agenda. Problem is it lost steam and didn't make it through to law. This was 2009. Dems and Repubs alike were rightfully shocked. Then comes next year and it's trying to get pushed through once more. Again, Dems and Republicans got together hand in hand to push it. This time tho it didn't go through because lawmakers declared that they didn't want to waste their time with something they called "rare" or have it be discussed in open session because kids would hear about it. Seriously. So we go to 2011, the third year this tried to get pushed through and it finally goes in. Yes, only THREE years ago did it become illegal not to f*** a German Shepard in Florida. But wait, there's more! They didn't word this bill entirely carefully, and now there's argument over whether oral sex with an animal counts as illegal under the new law if the penis doesn't penetrate the mouth, and is only licked instead. This goes either way between human and animal. Well hell, that's not even factoring in the fact that they have a big old place called "Sea World" in Florida. |
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Mar 9, 2014 21:21:48 GMT -5
Is that the actual quote or a random caption? I believe actual quote |
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Mar 10, 2014 6:24:00 GMT -5
.........ok, SERIOUSLY..... Dude, NXT is down there. Do we want to isolate them with the crazies with no chance of escape? |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 10, 2014 6:30:17 GMT -5
.........ok, SERIOUSLY.....Dude, NXT is down there. Do we want to isolate them with the crazies with no chance of escape? Save Bayley, Paige, Sasha, Alexa, Renee(if she's down there at the time of separation... could've saved reading time just saying save the divas), Regal, Neville, Breeze, Zayn and Bo Dallas. Now Florida can be separated. |
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Post by Kim on Mar 10, 2014 8:21:39 GMT -5
What have I just resd? Totally rancid.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Mar 10, 2014 8:43:13 GMT -5
Can we just move Disney World somewhere else? How about the Midwest? We could use the tourism and revenue.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Mar 10, 2014 11:23:13 GMT -5
Been a while since I could make this joke in a Ghidorah thread, but... anyone else get a boner?
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