King Ghidorah
El Dandy
On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
How Absurd
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Post by King Ghidorah on Mar 9, 2014 12:15:04 GMT -5
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Perd
Patti Mayonnaise
Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
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Post by Perd on Mar 9, 2014 12:20:48 GMT -5
That face just screams "Yeah, I just f***ed a pitbull and I'd do it again." It also screams "I'm from Florida.."
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Mar 9, 2014 12:28:40 GMT -5
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MiLB Fan
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by MiLB Fan on Mar 9, 2014 12:32:21 GMT -5
Talk about giving the dog a bone!
... I am so, so sorry.
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Lila
El Dandy
Slip N Slide World Champion 1997
Posts: 8,905
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Post by Lila on Mar 9, 2014 12:32:45 GMT -5
Not in my town.
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Eunös ✈
Dalek
Duck Feet Expert
Tolerated, just not practically liked.
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Post by Eunös ✈ on Mar 9, 2014 12:34:43 GMT -5
Yes cause that looks like the face of a normal person.
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Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Mar 9, 2014 12:35:23 GMT -5
#f***ingFlorida
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Post by The Tank on Mar 9, 2014 12:35:53 GMT -5
...it's been too long since anyone had the opportunity to use this.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Mar 9, 2014 12:36:06 GMT -5
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Post by Hit Girl on Mar 9, 2014 13:11:41 GMT -5
Seriously what the shit is wrong with Florida?
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Legion
Fry's dog Seymour
Amy Pond's #1 fan
Hail Hydra!
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Post by Legion on Mar 9, 2014 13:22:35 GMT -5
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Post by General Adam on Mar 9, 2014 13:25:45 GMT -5
* reads title of the thread* I bet it happened in Florida. *clicks on thread* Yep Florida.
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Malcolm
Grimlock
Wanted something done about the color of his ring.
May contain ADHD
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Post by Malcolm on Mar 9, 2014 13:37:13 GMT -5
When I saw that the OP was King Ghidorah, I knew the title had to be literal.
And what's up with Florida being where all this stuff happens, anyway?
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H-Virus
Hank Scorpio
A Real Contagious Experience
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Post by H-Virus on Mar 9, 2014 13:37:21 GMT -5
If the guy had just a few less brain cells, he might have actually tried for oral and the problem could have taken care of itself.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Mar 9, 2014 13:55:27 GMT -5
When I saw that the OP was King Ghidorah, I knew the title had to be literal. And what's up with Florida being where all this stuff happens, anyway? Serious answer? They only recently made bestiality illegal. For years it was shunned but not illegal (unless you were able to make an abuse charge stick). So the government saying "oh wait, it's still legal to f*** goats here", thought they'd rectify the issue, got members on both sides of the isle to push the agenda. Problem is it lost steam and didn't make it through to law. This was 2009. Dems and Repubs alike were rightfully shocked. Then comes next year and it's trying to get pushed through once more. Again, Dems and Republicans got together hand in hand to push it. This time tho it didn't go through because lawmakers declared that they didn't want to waste their time with something they called "rare" or have it be discussed in open session because kids would hear about it. Seriously. So we go to 2011, the third year this tried to get pushed through and it finally goes in. Yes, only THREE years ago did it become illegal not to f*** a German Shepard in Florida. But wait, there's more! They didn't word this bill entirely carefully, and now there's argument over whether oral sex with an animal counts as illegal under the new law if the penis doesn't penetrate the mouth, and is only licked instead. This goes either way between human and animal.
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Post by Kayfabe FAN don't want none on Mar 9, 2014 13:55:39 GMT -5
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Post by SeVeN: #TheBadGuy. on Mar 9, 2014 13:56:03 GMT -5
What the F**k is wrong with Florida? The one case where a pit bull should have bit someone's face off, it doesn't happen.
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Mar 9, 2014 14:06:52 GMT -5
Jesus Christ that mugshot! Does this guy even still have eyelids?!
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Mozenrath
FANatic
Foppery and Whim
Speedy Speed Boy
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Post by Mozenrath on Mar 9, 2014 14:09:21 GMT -5
What the F**k is wrong with Florida? The one case where a pit bull should have bit someone's face off, it doesn't happen. I am glad that it didn't, because if it did, the dog would have likely been destroyed, in a more literal fashion than the story describes.
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Post by SeVeN: #TheBadGuy. on Mar 9, 2014 14:20:58 GMT -5
What the F**k is wrong with Florida? The one case where a pit bull should have bit someone's face off, it doesn't happen. I am glad that it didn't, because if it did, the dog would have likely been destroyed, in a more literal fashion than the story describes. True, didn't look at it like that. Either way this dog deserves revenge.
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