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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2014 7:59:54 GMT -5
I, for one, am glad Cena is no Goldberg.
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Post by Red Impact on Mar 12, 2014 8:12:48 GMT -5
So what's all this about him being a prostitute then? There's a Showtime show about male escorts (read: prostitutes) in Nevada, as it's legal there. He joined the cast and the agency as a new gigolo.
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Post by AnActualBear on Mar 12, 2014 8:16:20 GMT -5
I can't hate Buff. He's so delightfully deluded and so hated by everyone I just find it hilarious. Also, he had f***ing calf implants. It's such an absurd concept I can't help but laugh.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2014 8:17:17 GMT -5
Forget Buff. What does Momma Bagwell think of Cena and Punk? Hot pieces of ass?
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Post by Ishmeal Loves Kaseyhausen on Mar 12, 2014 8:37:50 GMT -5
Was he wearing the tophat in the interview? That's the only thing I could remotely even give the tiniest of shits about in anything involving Buff Bagwell.
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Post by tms on Mar 12, 2014 8:52:46 GMT -5
Here's hoping that, while performing his "act" in Nevada, he comes across a guy dressed in drag who makes him humble.
Buff ever sniffing the heights of John Cena's popularity and success is hilarious. Cena's several notches above him in every category.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2014 9:20:11 GMT -5
LOL, Punk is bigger than Buff. Way to shit on yourself.
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Post by shaker on Mar 12, 2014 9:22:02 GMT -5
I like the idea that Buff Bagwell could have been in the same role as Cena.
Buff Bagwell - Make A Wish's most requested celebrity. The man whose "BUFFNATION" T-Shirts made the WWE millions of dollars. A guy who can devote his life to the WWE and focus 100% on making it and himself better.
Yeah, Buff freakin' Bagwell could have been as big as Cena.
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Post by blake6905 on Mar 12, 2014 9:35:07 GMT -5
Guy is a roided up idiot
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Post by Lancers on Mar 12, 2014 9:45:31 GMT -5
You forgot to add the last quote in the article.
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Post by Crimson on Mar 12, 2014 9:49:20 GMT -5
What shocks me is that in 2014, there's people still desperately trying to cling to old wrestling concepts like size determining your place on the card.
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Post by PTBartman on Mar 12, 2014 9:50:30 GMT -5
I agree with him on Cena, not on CM Punk. I have to laugh, though. This is coming from a guy who wrestles in the shadiest of places around this area. I once saw him wrestle an overweight 17-year-old in a shed. I wish I was kidding. Dude, don't be like dissing SHED-A-MANIA. That's like real wrestling you know? Not ENTERTAINMENT. Shed wrestlers really care about The Art, not just how many shirts they sell. Shed Wrestling is REAL WRESTLING, dude!
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Mar 12, 2014 9:52:26 GMT -5
I agree with him on Cena, not on CM Punk. I have to laugh, though. This is coming from a guy who wrestles in the shadiest of places around this area. I once saw him wrestle an overweight 17-year-old in a shed. I wish I was kidding. Dude, don't be like dissing SHED-A-MANIA. That's like real wrestling you know? Not ENTERTAINMENT. Shed wrestlers really care about The Art, not just how many shirts they sell. Shed Wrestling is REAL WRESTLING, dude! I would totally watch a show called Shed Wrestling.
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Post by Lancers on Mar 12, 2014 9:54:49 GMT -5
What shocks me is that in 2014, there's people still desperately trying to cling to old wrestling concepts like size determining your place on the card. It's progress my man. Back in the 1940s, they measured it in a different kind of size. Imagine how tough it must have been for the boys in the back knowing that no matter how industrial sized the penis pump was, they ain't measurin' up to Jim Londos. They didn't call him Greek Girth for nothing.
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Post by The Truth on Mar 12, 2014 9:59:09 GMT -5
It's funny that people on the internet can complain about an ex-wrestler's opinion on other wrestlers. I mean it's not like he was trying to call Punk a druggie and Cena a woman beater. I guess the marks on the internet are the only ones that can make opinions on other wrestlers, right?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Mar 12, 2014 9:59:38 GMT -5
Buff Bagwell wishes on his best day that his career was 1/8th as successful as either John Cena or C.M.Punk
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Mar 12, 2014 10:11:39 GMT -5
Buff always came off to me as a guy with nothing going on between his ears, even before he became a professional man-whore.
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Post by The Dark Order Inferno on Mar 12, 2014 10:27:19 GMT -5
It's funny that people on the internet can complain about an ex-wrestler's opinion on other wrestlers. I mean it's not like he was trying to call Punk a druggie and Cena a woman beater. I guess the marks on the internet are the only ones that can make opinions on other wrestlers, right? He's free to comment on who and what he likes, and people are free to comment on how wrong he is about things like his attitude toward smaller workers, especially when you consider the way that attitude cost him. What should have been his peak years in wrestling were spent working indies because he couldn't play ball with others and picked fights with smaller guys, and during those years, 'smaller' guys like Punk, Eddie, Benoit, Jeff Hardy and even Shane Helms made a tonne of money for the WWE and themselves.
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Post by Lancers on Mar 12, 2014 10:29:23 GMT -5
It's funny that people on the internet can complain about an ex-wrestler's opinion on other wrestlers. I mean it's not like he was trying to call Punk a druggie and Cena a woman beater. I guess the marks on the internet are the only ones that can make opinions on other wrestlers, right? He has all the right in the world to express his opinions about other wrestlers and I have all the right in the world to joke about the fact that he has to satisfy elderly women's carnal desires in order to make money.
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Post by The Lex Espresso on Mar 12, 2014 10:40:57 GMT -5
Dude, don't be like dissing SHED-A-MANIA. That's like real wrestling you know? Not ENTERTAINMENT. Shed wrestlers really care about The Art, not just how many shirts they sell. Shed Wrestling is REAL WRESTLING, dude! I would totally watch a show called Shed Wrestling. The trellis matches are off the chain!
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