mrbananagrabber
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Mar 12, 2014 6:50:49 GMT -5
You were probably just wondering exactly what Buff Bagwell is thinking about today's wrestlers, weren't you? Well, damn, you are in luck.
On John Cena:
I don't think he's a Rock, a Sting, a Goldberg, or a Stone Cold. He's bigger than Buff Bagwell. Mainly because of the way they've pushed him. You lay out all the facts and he's not as big as any of the guys I'm talking about. You give me the same push, I think I can be as big as Cena. He's not that cornerstone guy. He's not that mega superstar. He's just WWE's number one guy, and with a bit of help, a lot of guys could be that guy. He's just got the look and he was at the right place at the right time to be their poster child.
On CM Punk:
He's too small. Nothing against being a buck 85 but you know TNA's got a division called the X Division for guys like that. But as far as being the World Heavyweight Champion, CM Punk should not be. He don't look the part. That's not good for pro wrestling. You've gotta be big. He just don't carry that kind of power.
Oh, and can TNA be saved?
No. That's why I'm not mad they didn't hire me.
So..uh.. yeah.
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Professor Chaos
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Post by Professor Chaos on Mar 12, 2014 6:56:27 GMT -5
Yeah and Buff you're the reason there is no WCW brand today because you were a sorry sad sack of shit. Enjoy life as a prostitute.
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Post by ThereIsNoAbsurdistOnlyZuul on Mar 12, 2014 7:00:27 GMT -5
Yeah and Buff you're the reason there is no WCW brand today because you were a sorry sad sack of shit. Enjoy life as a prostitute. Yanno what? You are right, no one's opinion is valid, Sunshine. |
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Professor Chaos
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Post by Professor Chaos on Mar 12, 2014 7:02:15 GMT -5
Yeah and Buff you're the reason there is no WCW brand today because you were a sorry sad sack of shit. Enjoy life as a prostitute. Yanno what? You are right, no one's opinion is valid, Sunshine. Yeah... he sure went on to show us. |
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Post by ThereIsNoAbsurdistOnlyZuul on Mar 12, 2014 7:06:29 GMT -5
Yanno what? You are right, no one's opinion is valid, Sunshine. Yeah... he sure went on to show us. In the information quoted I don't see him stating he was bigger than anyone. I see him having a conceit on size, which I don't agree with, but I can understand it. I also see him stating that Cena doesn't have IT, but benefited from a long sustained pushed. Which... at least the second part is true. I fail to see the need for vitriol over BUFF f***ING BAGWELL. I mean... in the worlds of Zandig, JEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUS! |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2014 7:07:55 GMT -5
Yeah and Buff you're the reason there is no WCW brand today because you were a sorry sad sack of shit. Enjoy life as a prostitute. The Raw that was simulcast with Nitro is on the WWE network this week. When Vince says out the names of WCW wrestlers to gauge their crowds reaction to them Buff Bagwell shockingly gets a bigger pop than most the other guys who all get booed (other than Goldberg) Part of me wonders if this was the reason he was put in that match in Seattle to begin with. |
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Post by Red Impact on Mar 12, 2014 7:09:10 GMT -5
Buff Bagwell isn't really a guy who's talent evaluation abilities I'm inclined to take seriously.
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StuntGranny®
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Post by StuntGranny® on Mar 12, 2014 7:09:27 GMT -5
I agree with him on Cena, not on CM Punk.
I have to laugh, though. This is coming from a guy who wrestles in the shadiest of places around this area. I once saw him wrestle an overweight 17-year-old in a shed. I wish I was kidding.
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Professor Chaos
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Post by Professor Chaos on Mar 12, 2014 7:09:47 GMT -5
Yeah... he sure went on to show us. In the information quoted I don't see him stating he was bigger than anyone. I see him having a conceit on size, which I don't agree with, but I can understand it. I also see him stating that Cena doesn't have IT, but benefited from a long sustained pushed. Which... at least the second part is true. I fail to see the need for vitriol over BUFF f***ING BAGWELL. I mean... in the worlds of Zandig, JEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUS! I say how dare Big Poppa Pump's Sideshow act take the name of CM Punk in vein. |
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Post by ThereIsNoAbsurdistOnlyZuul on Mar 12, 2014 7:12:04 GMT -5
In the information quoted I don't see him stating he was bigger than anyone. I see him having a conceit on size, which I don't agree with, but I can understand it. I also see him stating that Cena doesn't have IT, but benefited from a long sustained pushed. Which... at least the second part is true. I fail to see the need for vitriol over BUFF f***ING BAGWELL. I mean... in the worlds of Zandig, JEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUS! I say how dare Big Poppa Pump's Sideshow act take the name of CM Punk in vein. Firstly, it's vain. Unless you are making a sly steroid pun, in which case, bravo. Second, wouldn't Big Poppa Pump's Sideshow be Petey Williams? |
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Post by Mozenrath on Mar 12, 2014 7:12:49 GMT -5
He was decent at what he did, but he plateaued. He also isn't exactly the most respected wrestler, among fans or his peers, and that was the case long before becoming a sex worker, so I don't imagine Cena or Punk are going to be too torn up that he's not super high on them.
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Post by The Dark Order Inferno on Mar 12, 2014 7:13:22 GMT -5
Buff feeling he's in a position to decide who is or isn't big enough to deserve a push is one of the many reasons that no-one wanted him after his WWF release. Bagwell was still pretty young when he was fired by the WWF, he'd gotten a lot of exposure in WCW, but he's one of the few guys TNA wouldn't bring for any sort of prolonged run, heck, he wasn't even part of the Hulkamania tour, that says it all really...
In modern wrestling, a guy who's likely to find an excuse to no show an event because he's expected to put over someone he deems too small is basically useless.
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Professor Chaos
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Post by Professor Chaos on Mar 12, 2014 7:18:00 GMT -5
Buff Bagwell would choke to death trying to lace Cena or Punk's boots. I dunno if the OP is mocking Bagwell or what but I don't get it.
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Post by Tiger Millionaire on Mar 12, 2014 7:18:18 GMT -5
This isn't real right. This is like one of those parodies. Has to be.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2014 7:22:22 GMT -5
See, now if he'd called them man-whores, then we'd have to take his word for it.
Because.......well, you know....
Instead, he just sounds like an opinionated egotistical ex-wrestler.
"Because he didn't call them man-whores?"
Yes, because he didn't call them man-whores.
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mrbananagrabber
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Mar 12, 2014 7:26:28 GMT -5
So what's all this about him being a prostitute then?
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Post by 1 Free Moon-Down with Burger on Mar 12, 2014 7:31:54 GMT -5
I'm sure Cena and Punk are crying and eating ice cream as we speak.
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Post by ThereIsNoAbsurdistOnlyZuul on Mar 12, 2014 7:32:41 GMT -5
He was decent at what he did, but he plateaued. He also isn't exactly the most respected wrestler, among fans or his peers, and that was the case long before becoming a sex worker, so I don't imagine Cena or Punk are going to be too torn up that he's not super high on them. Cue Punk in his apartment, staring into his bathroom mirror, a single tear running down his cheek. |
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Pushed to the Moon
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Mar 12, 2014 7:46:07 GMT -5
Punk should get some calf implants to make him look the part.
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Post by jagilki on Mar 12, 2014 7:48:02 GMT -5
Forget Buff. What does Momma Bagwell think of Cena and Punk?
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