CMWaters
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Post by CMWaters on Mar 25, 2014 11:41:15 GMT -5
We'll see if it does any better than the last Hercules movie did.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Mar 25, 2014 11:47:57 GMT -5
Badass.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 25, 2014 11:48:43 GMT -5
I'm intrigued and slightly aroused.
It's The Rock, of course it's going to do better than the other one. And even if it's shit, it'll still be better than that other one.
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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Mar 25, 2014 11:55:37 GMT -5
Well, if we can go by the trailer it's the most mythologically accurate Hercules movie ever made. They never remember to give him the club and lion's skin and that's practically his costume.
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Post by Eunös ✈ on Mar 25, 2014 12:05:02 GMT -5
Least there's no gospel choir in sight  |
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Post by Cela on Mar 25, 2014 12:24:46 GMT -5
Holy shit... they're actually doing the myths? They are actually following the story?
I AM SO f***ING IN! CAN WE CAMP OUT YET!?
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Post by Brother Nero....Wolfe on Mar 25, 2014 12:27:13 GMT -5
Rock with hair.
...I CANNOT PROCESS THIS IMAGE.
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Post by Cela on Mar 25, 2014 12:35:17 GMT -5
Rock without tattoos? That poor makeup team!
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Mar 25, 2014 12:50:50 GMT -5
The Lion, the Boar, the Hydra?
Holy shit are we getting all of his Labors?!
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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Mar 25, 2014 12:59:23 GMT -5
The Lion, the Boar, the Hydra? Holy shit are we getting all of his Labors?! I believe I saw him punching Cerberus in the face at a certain point as well. I doubt we're getting all of his labors, though. Even if you gave it all the bare minimum of time, maybe a couple of minutes, it wouldn't fit into the movie. Unless they montage the less flashy ones. |
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Mar 25, 2014 13:30:39 GMT -5
The Lion, the Boar, the Hydra? Holy shit are we getting all of his Labors?! I believe I saw him punching Cerberus in the face at a certain point as well. I doubt we're getting all of his labors, though. Even if you gave it all the bare minimum of time, maybe a couple of minutes, it wouldn't fit into the movie. Unless they montage the less flashy ones. True, they might cut ones like the Apples or the Birds. I also think they may drop the Mares cause well....it involves feeding Diomedes to the Mares and that might be too violent. I can see them keeping the Stables just cause the visual of him rerouting two rivers to clean them would be cool. Same with him getting the Cattle cause he has to fight a three headed, six armed monster to get them. They might drop the one with the Bull as well(though I personally wish they do it just for the irony of The Rock fighting a bull.....). They have to keep the Hind in, though. They just have to. So Lion, Hydra, Hind, Boar, Stables, Cattle, and Cerberus. Not a bad set up right there. The question then is do they do Hippolyta's Belt? |
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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Mar 25, 2014 13:33:35 GMT -5
I believe I saw him punching Cerberus in the face at a certain point as well. I doubt we're getting all of his labors, though. Even if you gave it all the bare minimum of time, maybe a couple of minutes, it wouldn't fit into the movie. Unless they montage the less flashy ones. True, they might cut ones like the Apples or the Birds. I also think they may drop the Mares cause well....it involves feeding Diomedes to the Mares and that might be too violent. I can see them keeping the Stables just cause the visual of him rerouting two rivers to clean them would be cool. Same with him getting the Cattle cause he has to fight a three headed, six armed monster to get them. They might drop the one with the Bull as well(though I personally wish they do it just for the irony of The Rock fighting a bull.....). They have to keep the Hind in, though. They just have to. So Lion, Hydra, Hind, Boar, Stables, Cattle, and Cerberus. Not a bad set up right there. The question then is do they do Hippolyta's Belt? They'll either keep it out or have her be his spunky tough female sidekick after he charms the girdle away from her. Hollywood can only do certain things, after all. |
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Post by Cela on Mar 25, 2014 13:37:38 GMT -5
I believe I saw him punching Cerberus in the face at a certain point as well. I doubt we're getting all of his labors, though. Even if you gave it all the bare minimum of time, maybe a couple of minutes, it wouldn't fit into the movie. Unless they montage the less flashy ones. True, they might cut ones like the Apples or the Birds. I also think they may drop the Mares cause well....it involves feeding Diomedes to the Mares and that might be too violent. I can see them keeping the Stables just cause the visual of him rerouting two rivers to clean them would be cool. Same with him getting the Cattle cause he has to fight a three headed, six armed monster to get them. They might drop the one with the Bull as well(though I personally wish they do it just for the irony of The Rock fighting a bull.....). They have to keep the Hind in, though. They just have to. So Lion, Hydra, Hind, Boar, Stables, Cattle, and Cerberus. Not a bad set up right there. The question then is do they do Hippolyta's Belt? The birds would be a really easy montage kill. Apples is one of my favorites, but yeah, could see them cutting that, or changing it a little to Herc vs. Ladon the giant snake, as opposed to Atlas. Hippolyta may be risky in the age of Jezebel. |
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on Mar 25, 2014 13:38:27 GMT -5
Did he get his tattoo surgically removed?
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Post by Blindkarevik on Mar 25, 2014 13:39:01 GMT -5
I wanna see him do a float-over DDT to the lion..... and he'll probably kip up a few times during the movie.
... that said, I'm down.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Mar 25, 2014 13:43:36 GMT -5
Any time he tweets bout it, he adds #12Labors for what that's worth.
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Post by Wolfman Rose on Mar 25, 2014 13:44:32 GMT -5
And in that moment, a great wave of manliness was released across the universe. Beards became thicker, voices deepened and bodies got hairier.
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Mar 25, 2014 13:47:05 GMT -5
You know I also have to say, he looks very similar to when Kevin Sorbo sported the beard in Hercules......
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Post by Hit Girl on Mar 25, 2014 14:16:33 GMT -5
They should have brought back James Woods as Hades to be a villain.
It will end with Rock handcuffing him and beating him over the head repeatedly with a chair
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Post by Beebs is the Final Girl on Mar 25, 2014 14:30:39 GMT -5
He's no Steve Reeves....
I'm definitely seeing this.
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