andrew8798
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Post by andrew8798 on Mar 28, 2014 20:28:14 GMT -5
Not too many people would survive this game
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Post by Sad sack ass fruitbooty on Mar 28, 2014 20:31:39 GMT -5
Whenever he quotes something said in a promo and adds "Indeed"
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on Mar 28, 2014 20:52:38 GMT -5
Take a chug every time he says, "...right in the breadbasket"
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Lila
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Post by Lila on Mar 28, 2014 21:13:48 GMT -5
Does this also include anything our fellow poster posts?
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King Koopa
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Post by 67 more on Mar 29, 2014 2:55:53 GMT -5
Does this also include anything our fellow poster posts? "You're all stupid smarks, Daniel Bryan has the lowest ratings in forever, the live audience does not matter in the slightest."
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Post by Tiger Millionaire on Mar 29, 2014 10:59:03 GMT -5
Take a half shot anytime Gorilla says that the wrestler will be singing a high note in the shower after getting hit in the crotch, full shot if he says singing soprano.
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Post by jason1980s on Mar 29, 2014 11:13:21 GMT -5
Seeing the summerslam 1991 pay roll, I can imagine Gorilla saying of Sheik, Adnan and Slaughter's pay "they sure got the losers share of the purse money."
He made everything seem like the most legitimate of sports contests. JR is close too but I think JR called things as he saw them while Gorilla would call things as they possibly could be. JR would see a match like LOD versus Barry Hardy/Duane Gill Executioners and call it as a total destruction of the jobbers while Gorilla would portray it as perhaps, the time Executioners could score an upset given the right circumstances.
Gorilla would see a match like THAT Jackie Gayda match and portray it as Trish being SO good that it completely has the newcomer Jackie "bewildered."
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khali
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Post by khali on Mar 29, 2014 11:19:16 GMT -5
Take a shot if he says anything is ______ personified. Take a shot if someone "resembles that remark." Take a shot if he chastises someone heavily for not hooking a leg. Take a shot if a face is put in a submission hold and he immediately proclaims that they'll never give up.
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Toxik916
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Post by Toxik916 on Mar 29, 2014 11:35:52 GMT -5
You woukd have alcohol poisoning after one match. Instead of half shots it should be a drink/sip of whatever beer or cocktail you're drinking and shots for the more rare occurrances.
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on Mar 29, 2014 14:13:11 GMT -5
-Take a sip if Gorilla says, "...round and round he goes!" Take a full shot if it's courtesy of an airplane spin. -Take a shot if he's trying to talk up a jobber by giving a list of his 'accomplishments' and saying something like, "...he's renowned world-wide" or "he's very accomplished". Take 2 shots if he's talking about an ethnic wrestler like Salvatore Bellomo or Johnny Rodz. -Take a shot if he refers to an Asian jobber as a 'martial arts master'. -Take a shot if he makes reference to a wrestler being hit in 'the solar plexus'. -Take a shot if he talks about a heel being cocky by doing some cocky-like move, like trying to pin his opponent with one foot on his chest, posing and hamming it up with the crowd, or strutting around the ring. Take 2 shots if a face does the same thing and Gorilla tries to justify his actions as being okay.
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Post by Nickybojelais on Mar 29, 2014 16:48:38 GMT -5
Any mention of the "Oesophagus" after a shot to the throat
Any mention of having to "reinforce the ring" whenever two men of over 300 pounds were involved in a match
And any mention of the ring moving whenever a big man was whipped into the corner
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2014 8:09:39 GMT -5
The "Old School" version.
Sip: Gorilla must reference Jesse's credo of "win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat" at least once per show. Shot: Gorilla actually discussing that with Jesse Ventura himself. Chug a beer: Jesse responding.
Sip: "Referee out of position." Shot: Monsoon chastises referee for a slow count, whether pinfall attempt of break of the hold. Chug: Quick to defend referee if it's his son, Joey Marella..
Sip: Mentions the lack of "Luscious Johnny V" at arena events. Shot: Calls him "John Valiant". Chug: Some version of "He may be here, may be in the 5th tier dressed in drag; we don't know."
Sip: Calls a "reverse knife-edge". Shot: For every mention of "karate shots". Chug: Calls them "chops". (You'll be dead if a Native American is wrestling.)
Sip: "That'll give you a negative attitude." Shot: "Glad I retired!" Chug: (Move referenced is something like a simple body slam.)
Sip: "If the match goes long..." Shot: "The Hammer would have the advantage." Chug: (Somebody like SD Jones would have the advantage. I've seen it a couple of times.)
Sip: Something to the effect "Managers are allowed at ringside, they have a license; anybody else should be sent to the back." Shot: Manager is "a piece of garbage". Chug: Monsoon tells off wrestler, calling him "a piece of garbage".
Sip: "Pedro Morales, Mister Everything/He's done it all here..." Shot: "That fiery Latin blood is boiling!" Chug: Gorilla mentions "Bob Backlund" (the co-holder of Pedro's tag title reign) by name.
Sip: Low blow referred to as a shot "to the lower abdomen". Shot: If Monsoon insists referee should call an "automatic disqualification" of said-move. Chug: "Referee's discretion to call an automatic disqualification".
I'll stop here. I want to allow some guys to keep a little blood in their alcohol stream.
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Post by jason1980s on Mar 30, 2014 8:25:02 GMT -5
Went through the whole thread and, maybe I missed it but, I didn't see "patented." He seemed to use it most for a Dino's side slam.
Speaking of Johnny V, I loved when it was Big Event and at one point Johnny and Ernie Ladd weren't in the broadcast booth. Gorilla started the match commentary stating they both may be out for groceries or drinks. Big Event was a huge house show, really, according to plans but I wasn't aware commentators would leave the booth for entire matches. It was probably something simple but Gorilla makes it seem like a mega "happening."
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khali
Dennis Stamp
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Post by khali on Mar 30, 2014 12:00:39 GMT -5
Similar to the Johnny V one, take a drink every time a manager is "conspicuous by his absence." This happens a lot on the house shows.
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Squirrel Master
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Post by Squirrel Master on Mar 30, 2014 15:45:04 GMT -5
Drink a shot whenever Gorilla says "Come on ref! Get in there and do your job!" Or if he mentions a body part such as the "lateral collateral ligament" Or how anyone who just took a hit to the nutsack "hes gonna audition for the Vienna Boys Choir!"
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Post by Threadkiller [Classic] on Mar 31, 2014 0:53:04 GMT -5
A shot whenever Monsoon implies a heel's foreign object was a piece of "rolled steel," since this is apparently one of the few foreign objects of which he's heard.
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Phosphor Glow
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Mar 31, 2014 12:40:37 GMT -5
Well, I'm pretty sure this game would kill me.
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on Mar 31, 2014 14:00:28 GMT -5
We'd probably have to REALLY water down our drinks if we have any hope of surviving this game.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Mar 31, 2014 14:33:23 GMT -5
Does this also include anything our fellow poster posts? "You're all stupid smarks, Daniel Bryan has the lowest ratings in forever, the live audience does not matter in the slightest." Will you stop!
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hargh
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Post by hargh on Mar 31, 2014 15:05:13 GMT -5
Drink a glass of water if he brings up The Bananaphone. We need to hydrate somehow.
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