The Gorilla Monsoon Drinking Game
Mar 28, 2014 1:05:17 GMT -5
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Post by The Mark of Mark on Mar 28, 2014 1:05:17 GMT -5
Ladies and gentlemen of the Freaking Awesome Network, I proudly present to you,
THE GORILLA MONSOON DRINKING GAME
Take half a shot if Gorilla says the following:
You can cut the electricity with a knife.
How 'bout it Jess?
...it is a happening.
Pearl Harbor job! (Take a full shot if Mr. Fuji is present)
(Complains about a cheating heel)(Take a full shot if complaint is legit)
Double noggin knocker!
The irresistible force meeting the immovable object. (Take a full shot if it is a popular babyface against a giant, Hogan vs. Andre for example)
He doesn't have a clue where he is. (Full shot if that really appears to be the case.)
(Talks about the importance of "continuity" in tag-team wrestling.)
Right in the solar plexus!
(Refers to Bobby Heenan as a weasel)
It's pandamonium! (Full shot if he says "Pandamonium is breaking lose".)
(Name of move) city!
Come on Ref! Break it up! (not necessarily in that order.)
He's giving them what they want (full shot if this is not said during a Hulk Hogan pose down)
(Hogan) is thanking the Man upstairs.
Take a full shot if Gorilla says:
Will you stop?!
(Spouts BS medical facts, Lex Luger's arm for example)
(Tries to justify why a babyface cheated) (Take another half shot if heel fought cleanly throughout the match).
(Accidentally calls a veteran a youngster.)
Gimme a break!
(Misuses the word "literally".)
...Miscarriage of Justice!
360! (Two shots if the person falling actually did a spin).
calls someone a 'fountain of misinformation'. (Take 2 shots if he directs this phrase at Bobby Heenan).
(Refers to either the 'winner's' or 'loser's' share of the purse.)
(He says that the match 'could be a main event anywhere in the country'. Take 2 shots if SD Jones is one of the participants. Take 3 shots if he ends up winning.)
(wrestler) doesn't know a wristlock from a wristwatch. (Take 2 shots if wrestler is over 400 lbs. Take 2 and half shots if its the Ultimate Warrior he's talking about)
Chug if:
Gorilla tries to bring his broadcast partner's attention to the ultra-rare Gorilla Monsoon sign.
He agrees with Bobby Heenan on a match result.
Jobber shows any semblance of offense during a squash match, and Gorilla is saying, "We may see an upset here".
He personally throws Heenan out of the building.
He shows signs of breaking Kayefabe.
What else can we add to this?
THE GORILLA MONSOON DRINKING GAME
Take half a shot if Gorilla says the following:
You can cut the electricity with a knife.
How 'bout it Jess?
...it is a happening.
Pearl Harbor job! (Take a full shot if Mr. Fuji is present)
(Complains about a cheating heel)(Take a full shot if complaint is legit)
Double noggin knocker!
The irresistible force meeting the immovable object. (Take a full shot if it is a popular babyface against a giant, Hogan vs. Andre for example)
He doesn't have a clue where he is. (Full shot if that really appears to be the case.)
(Talks about the importance of "continuity" in tag-team wrestling.)
Right in the solar plexus!
(Refers to Bobby Heenan as a weasel)
It's pandamonium! (Full shot if he says "Pandamonium is breaking lose".)
(Name of move) city!
Come on Ref! Break it up! (not necessarily in that order.)
He's giving them what they want (full shot if this is not said during a Hulk Hogan pose down)
(Hogan) is thanking the Man upstairs.
Take a full shot if Gorilla says:
Will you stop?!
(Spouts BS medical facts, Lex Luger's arm for example)
(Tries to justify why a babyface cheated) (Take another half shot if heel fought cleanly throughout the match).
(Accidentally calls a veteran a youngster.)
Gimme a break!
(Misuses the word "literally".)
...Miscarriage of Justice!
360! (Two shots if the person falling actually did a spin).
calls someone a 'fountain of misinformation'. (Take 2 shots if he directs this phrase at Bobby Heenan).
(Refers to either the 'winner's' or 'loser's' share of the purse.)
(He says that the match 'could be a main event anywhere in the country'. Take 2 shots if SD Jones is one of the participants. Take 3 shots if he ends up winning.)
(wrestler) doesn't know a wristlock from a wristwatch. (Take 2 shots if wrestler is over 400 lbs. Take 2 and half shots if its the Ultimate Warrior he's talking about)
Chug if:
Gorilla tries to bring his broadcast partner's attention to the ultra-rare Gorilla Monsoon sign.
He agrees with Bobby Heenan on a match result.
Jobber shows any semblance of offense during a squash match, and Gorilla is saying, "We may see an upset here".
He personally throws Heenan out of the building.
He shows signs of breaking Kayefabe.
What else can we add to this?
