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Post by Nickybojelais on Mar 31, 2014 15:32:53 GMT -5
Any time Monsoon refers to Jimmy Hart as "that little runt!"
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on Jun 19, 2014 10:55:54 GMT -5
Thought I'd bump this to see if there are any new suggestions, and also to showcase the thread's greatness.
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Post by James Fabiano on Jun 19, 2014 11:48:09 GMT -5
If he says something makes him glad he retired. If he complains about not hooking the leg in a pin attempt or an abdominal stretch. If he tells the story of how Jim Neidhart quit the NFL because "it wasn't tough enough." Says there should be 2 referees in a tag team match. Double shot if there is a tag match with 2 referees and he still mentions it. "Walking advertisement for birth control." Whenever the Rockers are "tag team specialists" Or when Bret Hart has that "excellence of execution." When he quotes Mean Gene saying "close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades." "No way, shape, or form" Owen Hart is the "Rocket King" Alfred Hayes is "His Lordship" Randy Savage is the "Not So Macho Man" (especially frequent during his I-C run) It's a "vendetta"
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jun 19, 2014 12:48:39 GMT -5
"The men in the white coats are looking for this guy." (Usually said in reference to a mentally unstable character)
"That little pipsqueak." (Usually said in reference to Harvey Wippleman or Jimmy Hart)
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Jun 19, 2014 14:36:29 GMT -5
The 1992 Royal Rumble would annihilate all of our livers....
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Post by James Fabiano on Jun 24, 2014 11:55:39 GMT -5
Take a drink whenever Greg Valentine is A) credited for retiring Chief Jay Strongbow or B) how it takes 20 minutes for him to get started.
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chazraps
Wade Wilson
Better have my money when I come-a collect!
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Post by chazraps on Jun 24, 2014 12:02:32 GMT -5
Really proud of the forum for this one.
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Don Corleone
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Post by tms on Jun 24, 2014 20:32:20 GMT -5
Tap a keg if he refers to a kick without it being a "thrust kick" or a "crescent kick." Especially if it's by Haku. (that was by far my biggest pet peeve of his commentary).
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Post by Milkman Norm on Jun 24, 2014 20:37:20 GMT -5
Take a half shot: *insert animal here* looking very concerned.
take a full shot if said animal is looking away from the ring.
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khali
Dennis Stamp
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Post by khali on Jun 25, 2014 0:16:37 GMT -5
Glad this got bumped. This is one of my favorite threads. A few more:
Ventura says something about "back in your day," and Gorilla gets offended that he was called old. He refers to either Saggs or Knobbs as "one of the Nasty Boys" but not by their actual name. Heel announcer complains of double teaming by face team, Monsoon reminds us they have five seconds to get out. Heavy fines and suspensions are referenced for breaking the rules/touching the referee. Offense is referred to as "heavy artillery." On Prime Time, he encourages you to leave the room or change the channel before the Brother Love segment starts.
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on Dec 22, 2014 10:42:48 GMT -5
Tis the season to bump one of the all-time great threads.
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Post by James Fabiano on Dec 22, 2014 11:04:11 GMT -5
- A manager not at the show is "conspicuous by his absence." - Refers to someone as "One <name>"
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Post by James Fabiano on Dec 22, 2014 15:09:54 GMT -5
Any veiled homophobic comment towards Pat Patterson, Terry Garvin, or Steve Lombardi.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2014 16:55:45 GMT -5
As soon as we exhaust this thread, I'm going to start an Art Donovan drinking game thread.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2014 17:02:34 GMT -5
Went through the whole thread and, maybe I missed it but, I didn't see "patented." He seemed to use it most for a Dino's side slam. Speaking of Johnny V, I loved when it was Big Event and at one point Johnny and Ernie Ladd weren't in the broadcast booth. Gorilla started the match commentary stating they both may be out for groceries or drinks. Big Event was a huge house show, really, according to plans but I wasn't aware commentators would leave the booth for entire matches. It was probably something simple but Gorilla makes it seem like a mega "happening." This week I actually heard Monsoon say "Brain, you can't patent a move!" (Ted Arcidi allegedly "stole" Big John Studd's backbreaker finisher, says Heenan.)
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