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Post by Chainsaw on Oct 20, 2006 15:44:23 GMT -5
Man, the hits just keep on coming. Just got off the phone with Kev, and he has invited none other that The Body, who will be there in attendance!
...That's right, Sheryl Lee, the woman who played the Body of Laura Palmer from Twin Peaks, will be our special ring announcer for the evening! And also, Big Kev will have an announcement that will change the face of wrestling forever for a week!
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Post by joecro2000 on Oct 20, 2006 15:54:36 GMT -5
Ladies and Gentlemen it gives me great pleasure to announce that GOLDBERG will be at BFG
Whoopi Goldberg has signed the contract and she will be in Nash's Invitational.
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Post by kickassforumguyme on Oct 20, 2006 15:57:12 GMT -5
Dammit how did I not come up with that one! Goldbergs one of my favs and whenever I look him up on one of those video hosting sites I always get a Whoopi in there somewhere
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Post by Chainsaw on Oct 20, 2006 16:06:04 GMT -5
Dammit how did I not come up with that one! Goldbergs one of my favs and whenever I look him up on one of those video hosting sites I always get a Whoopi in there somewhere Hey, I didn't make the Macho Man/Fred Savage connection, either... BTW, Kev left me a Youtube announcing the newest competitor...Muto! ...That's right, Eric Muto, the college kid that works on Alex's laptop, wants to try out, and will be at BFG, only on PPV! Also, Teo and Puppet will be there. And Bo Dupp.
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Post by Ace Baretta on Oct 20, 2006 16:11:32 GMT -5
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Post by shemmy86 on Oct 20, 2006 16:12:55 GMT -5
Oh man, I just got off the phone with Nash. I got some awesome news, Michaels is going to be competing against Nash. That's right....
NBC Sunday Night Football announcer Al Michaels. Do you believe in miracles?
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Post by Chainsaw on Oct 20, 2006 16:17:11 GMT -5
Oh man, I just got off the phone with Nash. I got some awesome news, Michaels is going to be competing against Nash. That's right.... NBC Sunday Night Football announcer Al Michaels. Do you believe in miracles? Hey...Kev didn't give his number out to you...which means...YOU'RE A PHONY!! And either way, he just got off the line with me, and he's ready to announce another participant...PIPER is coming back to TNA!!! ...That's right, Piper Perabo, star of "Coyote Ugly", and I think a sex video, will be competing in the first ever Extreme Wet T-Shirt Battle Royal Rumble Gauntlet Cage Of Death. NO LIMITS...NO BRAS!!
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Post by joecro2000 on Oct 20, 2006 16:19:17 GMT -5
ladies and gentlemen i have huge breaking news...THE ROCK will be at BFG......
yes Alacatraz Island AKA The Rock will be at BFG
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Post by Chainsaw on Oct 20, 2006 16:20:52 GMT -5
PN News...ADDED!
If this doesn't make you believe in wrestling again, you have no soul!
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Post by The Scuba Guy on Oct 20, 2006 16:22:53 GMT -5
Ladies and gentleman, I just got off the phone with Kev, and he told me Screech is coming to the battle royal.
Thats right, lets here it for Dustin Diamond, making his unprecedented second appearance in TNA. Will he stay forever? Is he only doing it for the money?
I DONT KNOW
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Oct 20, 2006 16:22:58 GMT -5
TNA Press Release: Dusty Rhodes will be at Bound For Glory!
He hit a winning three-run home run for the Giants in the 1954 World Series, and now he's a special guest in TNA!
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Post by Chainsaw on Oct 20, 2006 16:27:24 GMT -5
Ladies and gentleman, I just got off the phone with Kev, and he told me Screech is coming to the battle royal. Thats right, lets here it for Dustin Diamond, making his unprecedented second appearance in TNA. Will he stay forever? Is he only doing it for the money? I DONT KNOW Teaming with Hermie Sadler, AJ Pierzynski, and Chris Rock! Insider information! Keep it under your hat.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Oct 20, 2006 16:28:50 GMT -5
Ladies and gentleman, I just got off the phone with Kev, and he told me Screech is coming to the battle royal. Thats right, lets here it for Dustin Diamond, making his unprecedented second appearance in TNA. Will he stay forever? Is he only doing it for the money? I DONT KNOW Teaming with Hermie Sadler, AJ Pierzynski, and Chris Rock! Insider information! Keep it under your hat. And Jeff Hammond! HE WORKS OUT!!! PIT STOOOOOOOPPPPP!!!
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Post by Chainsaw on Oct 20, 2006 16:29:11 GMT -5
Okay, I want you all to make sure you're sitting down.
Are you sitting?
No?
Well, sit down already!
How bout now?
OK. Kev left me a voice message from Hooter's. He has just secured the appearance of none other than...the man...the legend...
THE MIDTH!!
PAY-PER-VIEW!!
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Post by Chainsaw on Oct 20, 2006 16:33:08 GMT -5
Final update of the day...Kev called from The Cheetah Club...none other than "THE MARINE" will be showing up on Sunday...
...That's right, our very very own Erik Majorwitz will make his wrestling debut! But the rumor is, he's wrestling under a hood. Tough break, broseph!
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Post by Ace Baretta on Oct 20, 2006 16:34:42 GMT -5
Okay, I want you all to make sure you're sitting down. Are you sitting? No? Well, sit down already! How bout now? OK. Kev left me a voice message from Hooter's. He has just secured the appearance of none other than...the man...the legend... THE MIDTH!!PAY-PER-VIEW!! +1 internet
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Post by Ace Diamond on Oct 20, 2006 16:36:15 GMT -5
BREAKING NEWS
Two Bagwells have been signed for the Battle Royal!
Yes that's right, Jeff Bagwell of the Houston Astros has been signed by TNA to appear at the PPV, as well as Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell from the famed FOX series Prison Break!
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Post by Alucard on Oct 20, 2006 16:38:45 GMT -5
Richards will be on hand for the Invitational.
Yep.
Michael Richards! KRAMER'S GONNA KILL YOU!
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Post by The Scuba Guy on Oct 20, 2006 16:39:12 GMT -5
Ladies and gentleman, I just got off the phone with Kev, and he told me Screech is coming to the battle royal. Thats right, lets here it for Dustin Diamond, making his unprecedented second appearance in TNA. Will he stay forever? Is he only doing it for the money? I DONT KNOW Teaming with Hermie Sadler, AJ Pierzynski, and Chris Rock! Insider information! Keep it under your hat. Oh, I will HEY BLACKHOLESTAR, YOU HEAR ABOUT WHOSE IN THE BATTLE ROYAL? [ /]
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Oct 20, 2006 16:41:39 GMT -5
Monty Hall (source: Kevin Nash) Bob Eubanks: (source: Kevin Nash) Paul Hogan (source: Kevin Nash) Cecil Fielder (source: Kevin Nash) Some of ABBA (source: Kevin Nash) "The Z-Man" Tom Zenk: (source: Kevin Nash) Mike McGuirk (rumor) Adam Goldberg aka "The Hebrew Hammer" (rumor) Mary Hart (rumor) Richard Stamos (rumor) Dustin Diamond (rumor)
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