Tickster
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Post by Tickster on Oct 21, 2006 10:37:00 GMT -5
I just heard that "insert famous or obscure misleading name here" who someone else already mentioned in this thread is going to be there!
That's right folks, someone who someone else already mentioned!!!!!
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Post by OGBoardPoster2005 on Oct 21, 2006 11:50:02 GMT -5
Hall will be there Yes ARSENIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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Post by Chainsaw on Oct 22, 2006 13:10:25 GMT -5
I also heard O.J.'s gonna be there. Thats right folks, Orlando Jordan! SWERVE!! Sorry I haven't been on, but I just got back from Detroit, where me and Kev went miniature golfing. Let's just say, I was down 3 cases of Bud to 1, and came roaring back. Kev also told me that Bradshaw and Cole were going to be calling the Gauntlet! ....That's right, Terry Bradshaw and Gary Cole will be the special announcers. Call the hotline to find out more details, only 1.99 perminute, kids, get your parent's permission or credit card before calling!
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Post by Chainsaw on Oct 22, 2006 13:16:06 GMT -5
And in news so breaking it can only come in a double post, TNA has signed O'Haire! wait, wait a minute, that's a blob of toner, not an "i". TNA has signed O'Hare International Airport for the X-Division Gauntlet Battle Royal! Nobody's sure how the whole airport can fit inside the ring, but the X-Division is about no limits after all. O'Hare vs LAX Book it! BRILLIANT!!
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Post by Chainsaw on Oct 22, 2006 13:18:22 GMT -5
The six-sided ring's not gonna be big enough to hold all these competitors...
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Post by W?Y on Oct 22, 2006 14:59:17 GMT -5
Goldberg.
Yes, Dwayne Johnson's accountant, Ira Goldberg is confirmed for the match.
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Post by Kash Flagg on Oct 22, 2006 15:03:40 GMT -5
Matthews has been tapped to appear...
Dave Matthews plans on setting the musical and wrestling world on fire at Bound For Glory.
And that's not a lot of crap.
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Post by Kevwhatshisname on Oct 22, 2006 15:33:39 GMT -5
Rey is booked....
Ray Goodfella Liotta (sp?) will participate.
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Oct 22, 2006 15:37:08 GMT -5
Ladies and Gentlemen, Shawn Michaels has been booked!
Yes, porn star Sean Michaels will be in the Invitational!
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Post by The Scuba Guy on Oct 22, 2006 15:57:55 GMT -5
Ladies and gentleman, Stamp.....has been booked.
Thats right, a postage stamp will be in the battle royal
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Post by LARIATOOO! on Oct 22, 2006 16:05:27 GMT -5
Ladies and Gentlemen, Shawn Michaels has been booked! Yes, porn star Sean Michaels will be in the Invitational! OK! Thats stealing my line from a couple of pages ago.
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Post by tmp2005 on Oct 22, 2006 16:30:21 GMT -5
Guys, I've called Bill Apter and he told me that a certain Eric B is going to be there.
That's right, it's Eric B! Sources close to him say that he said "it's not about weight limits, it's about getting Paid in Full".
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Post by tmp2005 on Oct 22, 2006 16:31:44 GMT -5
And oh my God! I had to put Dave Meltzer on hold for this one! In one of the biggest coups of all time, McMahon himself will be there! Yes, Ed McMahon!
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Post by Blindkarevik on Oct 22, 2006 16:47:22 GMT -5
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Post by Jason Todd Grisham on Oct 22, 2006 17:49:05 GMT -5
Ladies and gentlemen, one of my friends is actually one of Dave Meltzer's many spies, and he's given me some information regarding contestents.
So far we have The Hulkster... Lou Ferrigno
Flair will also be there... That's right, there will be Flair Bartending!
Also an Angle will be in the match. Even though the ring only has six sides.
And Meat himself will be there... That's right Meat Loaf will be singing his hit single "It's All Coming Back to Me Now" from his new album coming out October 31st Batout of Hell 3!
And Raven will be there as well... Marion Raven, Meat Loaf's duet partner!
And biggest of all the TNA debut of AMERICAN DRAGON!
That's right! Disney's cartoon sensation Jake Long will be present! How he will participate is yet to be seen.
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Post by Virt McGirt on Oct 22, 2006 18:01:34 GMT -5
I also heard O.J.'s gonna be there. Thats right folks, Orlando Jordan! SWERVE!! Sorry I haven't been on, but I just got back from Detroit, where me and Kev went miniature golfing. Let's just say, I was down 3 cases of Bud to 1, and came roaring back. Kev also told me that Bradshaw and Cole were going to be calling the Gauntlet! ....That's right, Terry Bradshaw and Gary Cole will be the special announcers. Call the hotline to find out more details, only 1.99 perminute, kids, get your parent's permission or credit card before calling! Not to bring the thread to a grinding hault, but, you played Mini Golf with Nash? AWESOME!
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Post by catwoman on Oct 22, 2006 18:06:26 GMT -5
Yes folks, this just in: Daniels is confirmed for tonights Invitational....
Jeff Daniels of Dumb and Dumber!
Also confirmed tonight, Raven!
That's right, Raven Simone of The Cosby Show will be competing tonight!
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Post by DSR on Oct 22, 2006 21:07:19 GMT -5
Folks, I just got word that Sammartino will be involved in the Nash Invitational.
That's right, Neapolitan Rococo sculptor, GIUSEPPE SAMMARTINO!
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Post by Michael Coello on Oct 22, 2006 21:15:15 GMT -5
Just to let you know, there were the participants for the Battle Royal
#1 is Austin Starr #2 is Sonjay #3 is Matt Bentley. #4 is Jay Lethal. #5 is A1 #6 is Zach Gowen. #7 is Kazarian. #8 is Sirelda. #9 is Shark Boy #10 is Alex Shelley. #11 is D-Ray 3000 #12 is Johnny Devine. #13 is Elix Skipper. #14 is Short Sleeve Sampson, the midget. #15 is Norman Smiley #16. is Petey Williams
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Post by DSR on Oct 22, 2006 21:17:29 GMT -5
D-Ray 3000 is still around?
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