Ace Diamond
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Post by Ace Diamond on Oct 20, 2006 16:42:05 GMT -5
And TNA has just annouced they've signed Buchanan!
That's right, Pat Buchanan, nutty far-right-wing politician and failed presidental candidated has been signed to appear in the battle royal! Apparently he's going to help springboard the plans for BET wherin after the match he attacks Elix Skipper who is then saved by Truth who hits him with a spinning dropkick.
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Ace Diamond
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Post by Ace Diamond on Oct 20, 2006 16:53:25 GMT -5
And in news so breaking it can only come in a double post, TNA has signed O'Haire!
wait, wait a minute, that's a blob of toner, not an "i". TNA has signed O'Hare International Airport for the X-Division Gauntlet Battle Royal! Nobody's sure how the whole airport can fit inside the ring, but the X-Division is about no limits after all.
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Post by Michael Coello on Oct 20, 2006 16:54:36 GMT -5
And in news so breaking it can only come in a double post, TNA has signed O'Haire! wait, wait a minute, that's a blob of toner, not an "i". TNA has signed O'Hare International Airport for the X-Division Gauntlet Battle Royal! Nobody's sure how the whole airport can fit inside the ring, but the X-Division is about no limits after all. O'Hare vs LAX Book it!
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Crappler El 0 M
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Oct 20, 2006 17:00:21 GMT -5
Word on the street: Joey Travolta will be there!!!!
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Ace Diamond
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Post by Ace Diamond on Oct 20, 2006 17:02:53 GMT -5
And in news so breaking it can only come in a double post, TNA has signed O'Haire! wait, wait a minute, that's a blob of toner, not an "i". TNA has signed O'Hare International Airport for the X-Division Gauntlet Battle Royal! Nobody's sure how the whole airport can fit inside the ring, but the X-Division is about no limits after all. O'Hare vs LAX Book it!
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Post by The Scuba Guy on Oct 20, 2006 17:56:35 GMT -5
JR:BAH GAWD KEENG! THA COMPEHTITCHIN HAS TWO AIRPORTS IN ONE ARENA!!! Keeng: Puppies! Schiavone: This is the greatest night in the history of our sport. Keeng:*Looks at Schiavone* ...............................................Puppies!
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Post by Z-A Sandbaggin' Son of a b!%@h on Oct 20, 2006 18:58:06 GMT -5
I've just recieved a telegraphed message informing me of the next HUGE star set to appear... He is world reknowned... he is... EDGE!!!
Yes, that's correct, THE EDGE from the Band U2 will be at BFG and he will Participate in teh Battle Royal... Whether or Not he's bringing Bono with him remains to be seen.
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Post by gsguy on Oct 20, 2006 19:08:39 GMT -5
I have good information that Brett will be there...
Oh I'm sorry, Bret. Bret majorwitz will be there to bring his popular "ask a baby" column live only on PPV!
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Tickster
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Post by Tickster on Oct 20, 2006 19:15:58 GMT -5
The Million Dollar Man Ted .........
.... Forrest will be there. That's right! Professional poker player Ted Forrest, whose winnings are in the millions will be in the battle royal!
It's not about weight limits, it's about no limit (hold 'em)!!!!!!!!!
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Tickster
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Post by Tickster on Oct 20, 2006 19:23:16 GMT -5
Just added for Bound for Glory ... the radar gun!!!!! It's not about weight limits, it's about speed limits!
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Post by The Scuba Guy on Oct 20, 2006 19:34:49 GMT -5
Ive just been whispered to via the LOUdMOUTh Machine 2056 that Chris Jericho.........
Chris Jericho, you left your lights on in the parking lot
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Reverend BTY
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Post by Reverend BTY on Oct 20, 2006 19:48:07 GMT -5
THIS JUST IN!!1!!!11! SAVAGE TO TNA!!11!!eleven!!! That's right, Ben Savage of Boy Meets World fame will be at Bound for Glory! Topanga as valet??? Go to totalnonstopheadlines.com for more info... oMg,, DrUNk NudE pIX of Torrie WilSon!!! Click HERE!!!
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Post by gsguy on Oct 20, 2006 19:52:35 GMT -5
What's this? This is amazing folks, I've just been told The Rock will be here...and here he is folks:
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Post by joecro2000 on Oct 20, 2006 20:11:59 GMT -5
the rock has been confirmed like 5 times now
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Sajoa Moe
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Oct 20, 2006 20:52:11 GMT -5
THIS JUST IN!!1!!!11! SAVAGE TO TNA!!11!!eleven!!! That's right, Ben Savage of Boy Meets World fame will be at Bound for Glory! Topanga as valet??? Go to totalnonstopheadlines.com for more info... oMg,, DrUNk NudE pIX of Torrie WilSon!!! Click HERE!!! Fred Savage will already be there.
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Ace Diamond
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Post by Ace Diamond on Oct 20, 2006 21:21:19 GMT -5
I have new breaking reports that The Dude will be there!
That's right, "The Dude" Lebowski will be appearing in the X-Division Battle Royal!
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Oct 20, 2006 21:24:09 GMT -5
I read a report that Brock is officially booked for the match!
Then I folded the paper open and read that Kelly LeBrock will be there.
Not much of a difference, though. Apparently nowadays they weigh about the same.
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Post by Tyfo on Oct 21, 2006 2:11:43 GMT -5
We've heard the rumors for months, and its finally coming true!! Benoit is coming to TNA!!!!!
Yes folks, Texas Rangers pitcher Joaquin Benoit has been signed for the Kevin Nash Invitational!!!
BAH GAWD!!!!
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Post by 01010010 01101001 01100011 on Oct 21, 2006 3:15:39 GMT -5
I have just been informed that Mr. McMahon will make his TNA debut this Sunday. That is right Former Chicago Bears great Jim McMahon will be there folks!
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Post by Virt McGirt on Oct 21, 2006 3:23:22 GMT -5
I also heard O.J.'s gonna be there. Thats right folks, Orlando Jordan!
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