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Post by chazraps on Jan 16, 2015 22:02:37 GMT -5
Suddenly a thunderous voice filled the air as his eyes grew a demonic neon green and bellowed "I AM TMOLLHULK!"
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Post by bob on Jan 17, 2015 10:42:17 GMT -5
Then I fainted.
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Post by DSR on Jan 18, 2015 2:36:07 GMT -5
I awoke several hours later, on the floor outside my local Hot Topic store.
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Jan 18, 2015 3:59:42 GMT -5
a guy named Bare Back with fifty thousand dollars worth of tattoos was giving me mouth to mouth.
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Post by bob on Jan 25, 2015 10:15:47 GMT -5
Then suddenly, there was a bat!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Jan 25, 2015 10:19:29 GMT -5
The rats with wings kind, not baseball.
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Post by bob on Feb 5, 2015 12:11:26 GMT -5
People laughed, I cried.
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Post by DSR on Feb 5, 2015 13:09:20 GMT -5
The bat flew into hot topic and bought a studded belt and an Insane Clown Posse t-shirt.
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Post by bob on Feb 12, 2015 13:31:33 GMT -5
On it's way out it pooped on a cashier.
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Wade Wilson
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Post by chazraps on Feb 12, 2015 14:34:12 GMT -5
After pooping on the cashier, it looked back and popped its collar.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 12, 2015 15:58:10 GMT -5
Then, without warning, somebody bit the head off of the bat that popped its collar after pooping on the counter.
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Post by lemonyellowson on Feb 12, 2015 16:04:31 GMT -5
"All hail ozzy" , they cried as blood erupted from the still flapping corpse which adorned the pavement.
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Post by DSR on Feb 12, 2015 16:28:53 GMT -5
This made me think of the band Pavement, who were so good!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Feb 12, 2015 19:26:47 GMT -5
As it turned out Pavement was the one band Hot Topic didnt sell shirts of.
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Post by Gecko on Feb 12, 2015 19:57:36 GMT -5
I decided that I had to go and complain to the manager about their "No Pavement" policy.
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Post by Starshine on Feb 12, 2015 20:20:46 GMT -5
But before I could do anything my phone rang.
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Post by bob on Feb 23, 2015 18:16:59 GMT -5
It was someone asking me if I had Prince Albert in a can.
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Post by The Spelunker! on Feb 23, 2015 20:44:49 GMT -5
I told them the truth, yes.
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Post by bob on Feb 23, 2015 23:39:21 GMT -5
I then hung up the phone and started biting my hand.
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Feb 24, 2015 1:57:01 GMT -5
Blood poured out of my hand like water from a fire hydrant on a hot summer sidewalk.
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