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Post by chazraps on May 16, 2014 23:35:07 GMT -5
He then whispered "I don't want no scrubs" and disappeared into the night.
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Post by DSR on May 17, 2014 1:47:34 GMT -5
And then, on the ground, one of the chef's projectiles breaks out in song, singing "I'm a crepe, I'm a weirdo, what the hell am I doing here?"
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Post by bob on May 17, 2014 8:20:13 GMT -5
I then soiled myself out of fear.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on May 17, 2014 9:54:14 GMT -5
My defecation was afflicted with the singing virus and broke into opera.
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Post by bob on May 17, 2014 13:55:24 GMT -5
Luckily I still had my flamethrower with me and used it to kill the vile beast.
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Post by DSR on May 17, 2014 22:07:15 GMT -5
Unfortunately, burning the singing feces required me to lose my pants and traipse around town naked from the waist down.
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Post by bob on May 17, 2014 22:16:24 GMT -5
Many women were impressed and some kids asked why I had a hotdog as part of my body.
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Post by chazraps on Jun 23, 2014 1:32:28 GMT -5
I told them I was a hotdog vendor and that one day a Buddhist monk had told me to make myself one with everything.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jun 23, 2014 1:42:47 GMT -5
John Goodman decided to become a Buddhist Monk, who knew?
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jun 23, 2014 1:51:12 GMT -5
And then strange men attempted to slather relish and mustard upon my exposed parts.
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Post by bob on Jun 23, 2014 22:37:52 GMT -5
Then suddenly someone squirted ketchup on me.
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jun 23, 2014 22:42:49 GMT -5
This reminded me of when I was a young boy and my father took me into the city to see a marching band.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jun 23, 2014 22:53:52 GMT -5
He knelt down, put both hands on my face, and with eyes cold as stone, he asked me, "Son when you grow up, will you be the savior of the broken, the beaten, and the damned?"
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jun 23, 2014 22:58:03 GMT -5
And of course I said "No!" before I punched him right in the groin.
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Post by bob on Jun 23, 2014 23:02:11 GMT -5
Meanwhile in the here and now because I was getting hungry I starting eating myself.
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Post by chazraps on Sept 23, 2014 18:25:03 GMT -5
CHAPTER 5
I woke up, full of myself, as well as funky fresh, dressed-to-impress ready to party.
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Post by CeilingFan on Sept 23, 2014 18:26:51 GMT -5
then I screamed "BULL! BULL! BULL!".
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Post by DSR on Sept 23, 2014 19:05:14 GMT -5
Richard Moll waved to me, and said "Thank you for your support."
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Sept 24, 2014 0:15:12 GMT -5
Upon further inspection I saw that Richard Moll was in fact Hulk Hogan!
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Post by bob on Sept 24, 2014 7:48:53 GMT -5
I began to realize at that moment that Hulk Hogan was in fact Mt. T!
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