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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Apr 23, 2014 23:06:22 GMT -5
Ubnfortunetly, twerking in pig culture was considered a grave insult.
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Post by chazraps on Apr 23, 2014 23:11:03 GMT -5
I had a feeling that, soon, she was going to put quite an achin' on my bacon.
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Post by DSR on Apr 23, 2014 23:12:43 GMT -5
And just like that, my beloved pig transformed into a black widow, ready to murder the one she once loved!
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Post by bob on Apr 23, 2014 23:13:30 GMT -5
Lucky for me her wrath was taken out on an ex of hers named Charlotte.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Apr 23, 2014 23:14:49 GMT -5
I started to think that treating the farmers mentally sick daughter like a real pig was a bad idea.
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Post by bob on Apr 23, 2014 23:19:55 GMT -5
I then took off my French maid outfit and thong, which I was wearing backwards.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Apr 23, 2014 23:22:22 GMT -5
After all, Sara had just warned me that the Fashion Police had already put out an APB on this recent faux-pas, and I certainly wasn't going to let those slimy bastards take me down without a fight!
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Post by chazraps on Apr 24, 2014 0:50:47 GMT -5
And if there's one thing I know about fighting bastards, it's to make sure your fighting is the slimiest!
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Post by bob on Apr 24, 2014 10:44:42 GMT -5
I then put on a tutu.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on May 6, 2014 23:55:29 GMT -5
The tutu was to restrictive so I decide to strip down and let the Lord judge my body as it was.
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Post by DSR on May 6, 2014 23:58:37 GMT -5
Just then, the clouds above me parted, and I saw a giant hand - the hand of God - and it gave my body a thumbs up!
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Post by chazraps on May 7, 2014 0:02:09 GMT -5
I remembered that Gene Siskel gave the original Mortal Kombat film a thumbs up as well, so I guess God considered my body comparable to the greatest fighting video game movie of all time.
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Post by DSR on May 7, 2014 0:05:58 GMT -5
My thoughts continued to dwell on Mortal Kombat, as an attractive young woman looked at me and demanded I "GET OVER HERE!"
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Post by bob on May 8, 2014 11:19:20 GMT -5
I did, but then she uppercutted me.
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Post by DSR on May 8, 2014 11:31:44 GMT -5
A random onlooker shouted "TOASTY!" in a falsetto.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on May 8, 2014 11:56:01 GMT -5
I replied "EGGO" in kind.
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Post by bob on May 8, 2014 14:01:08 GMT -5
I was then assaulted by a chef who was throwing hot crapes at me.
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Post by chazraps on May 16, 2014 19:30:14 GMT -5
I heard the chef quietly sing "So I crepe, yeaaaaah, just keep it on the downlow."
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on May 16, 2014 19:37:04 GMT -5
The chef's song reminded me of the tragic death of Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes, and I immediately burst into a fit of hysterical sobbing, causing the chef to then tenderly embrace me.
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Post by bob on May 16, 2014 20:24:51 GMT -5
He then kicked me in the groin and mugged me.
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