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Post by DSR on Apr 22, 2014 20:18:37 GMT -5
As I walked away, the ten year old girl took out a knife she had been hiding and sliced my Achilles tendon.
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J is Justice
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Post by J is Justice on Apr 22, 2014 20:22:05 GMT -5
And so, there I was, brawling with a little girl.
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Post by DSR on Apr 22, 2014 20:37:10 GMT -5
All around me, the Blockbuster Video patrons cheered for the little girl.
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Post by bob on Apr 22, 2014 20:59:25 GMT -5
Naturally I grabed my flame thrower and killed them all.
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Post by J is Justice on Apr 22, 2014 21:27:10 GMT -5
I stared at the people burning alive around me, thinking, 'what have I become?'
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Post by DragonMasterP on Apr 22, 2014 22:06:57 GMT -5
Then I jumped off a bridge nearby in shame, only to wake up a few hours later.
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Post by DSR on Apr 22, 2014 22:13:12 GMT -5
Chapter 4
Still groggy, I picked up my cellphone to learn that the president had an important mission for me.
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Post by chazraps on Apr 22, 2014 22:34:48 GMT -5
"When you somehow only lightly singed a store full of Blockbuster patrons with a flame-throwing that you inexplicably has set to 'Room-temperature,' I knew you were the right man for the job" he said.
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Post by J is Justice on Apr 23, 2014 7:11:36 GMT -5
"Are you a bad enough dude to rescue me?"
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Apr 23, 2014 9:30:32 GMT -5
"No."
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Post by J is Justice on Apr 23, 2014 9:45:04 GMT -5
And I put the phone down.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Apr 23, 2014 15:37:30 GMT -5
Then Betsy turned over and said "Moo."
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Apr 23, 2014 16:11:16 GMT -5
"For the last time, I don't feel like roleplaying tonight," I exclaimed, crumpling up the straw farmer's hat and tossing it to the floor along with my pitchfork and milk bucket, my obese prostitute for the night Betsy watching on in disappointment in her cow-suit.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2014 16:34:47 GMT -5
I wanted to jump over the moon with her, but my heart belonged to another.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Apr 23, 2014 16:42:52 GMT -5
I looked to the stars and said under my breath "Sara, where are you?"
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bob
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Post by bob on Apr 23, 2014 21:03:57 GMT -5
Sara, the pig, looked up from the ground and smiled at me with her tail coiled just the way I like it,
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Post by chazraps on Apr 23, 2014 21:24:07 GMT -5
I flashed her a smirk, as if to say "That's the way, uh-huh uh-huh, I like it, uh-huh uh-huh."
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Apr 23, 2014 21:38:45 GMT -5
I started to realize that perhaps maybe, just maybe, I needed to stop abusing my abilities to communicate with animals.
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Post by DSR on Apr 23, 2014 21:51:21 GMT -5
But then I remembered when Aquaman told me, "If there's grass on the field, play ball...only, I'm talking about farm animals, so the 'grass on the field' part is not a metaphor."
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bob
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Post by bob on Apr 23, 2014 22:56:35 GMT -5
I then starting twerking to get my beloved Sara the pig in the mood.
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