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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Apr 17, 2014 18:23:10 GMT -5
I'm an average teenage farm boy who has no remarkable talents. I'm sure nothing important will ever happen to me.
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Blindkarevik
Grimlock
Rock... Paper... Straight-edge!
I Like To <blank>
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Post by Blindkarevik on Apr 17, 2014 18:25:53 GMT -5
"So, I'm in an entire fleet of elite soldiers, we all went through the same combat training and we are the absolute pinnacle of what we do. No man left behind, all our equal on the battlefield.... so.... why the hell am I DOING EVERYTHING???!?!?!??!"
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Post by DiBiase is Good on Apr 17, 2014 18:30:00 GMT -5
I've just been involved in a vicious gunfight. I got shot several times and felt my energy get really low, so I found a safe place and hid for a few seconds. Now I'm fully recovered.
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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Apr 17, 2014 18:32:13 GMT -5
My best friend is the hero of the story, despite the fact that I am cooler than him (Definitely a him) and more competent in every way. He also receives the attention of the only girl in our village. He's at ease with her, even though she's a hottie, whereas I cannot express my feelings to her.
In spite of this, we are true friends and always look out for one another.
I will never betray him.
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Post by Doc Morbid on Apr 17, 2014 18:32:50 GMT -5
I've just been involved in a vicious gunfight. I got shot several times and felt my energy get really low, so I found a safe place and hid for a few seconds. Now I'm fully recovered. Or its predecessor: "Oh god I've been shot and my guts are hanging out, but luckily I still have 1 hit point and if I manage to touch a medkit I'll be all better"
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Apr 17, 2014 18:34:57 GMT -5
I've just been involved in a vicious gunfight. I got shot several times and felt my energy get really low, so I found a safe place and hid for a few seconds. Now I'm fully recovered. Or its predecessor: "Oh god I've been shot and my guts are hanging out, but luckily I still have 1 hit point and if I manage to touch a medkit I'll be all better" All my limbs are broken, I have a concussion, I'm poisoned and bleeding out from every orifice. An hour nap should fix me right up!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2014 18:37:43 GMT -5
*swats fly* *gets 10 gold and becomes stronger*
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Post by Doc Morbid on Apr 17, 2014 18:42:04 GMT -5
"I'll just eat this food that has been in this supermarket since the nuclear apocalypse happened 200 years ago, somehow hasn't been eaten by travellers or raiders and is still edible, why the hell not"
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Apr 17, 2014 18:45:08 GMT -5
I have a necklace given to me by my mother/father/sister/mentor I'm sure it will never have any role in our quest.
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Apr 17, 2014 18:47:05 GMT -5
I'm an average teenage farm boy who has no remarkable talents. I'm sure nothing important will ever happen to me. Yeah well I'm an evil overlord with the power to destroy the world ten times over, but I'm just going to sit around in my own home until someone drops by and challenges me to a fight.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2014 18:52:56 GMT -5
I wonder if these people will mind me opening their chests and taking their stuff? Oh well, if they don't want me to take it, they'll tell me.
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Post by Doc Morbid on Apr 17, 2014 18:55:56 GMT -5
"Yes, we know you stole that doohickey from some random guy you killed in the middle of the woods 300 miles from here. No, we won't buy it because we know it's stolen. Go away."
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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2014 19:03:45 GMT -5
I'm a prisoner on my way to execution or slavery... Nothing will save me from my fate.
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Apr 17, 2014 19:18:44 GMT -5
Sure, the world is doomed and we need some hero to help save us from this utter catastrophe, but damn it, I just can't give away perfectly good merchandise for free! Besides, evil overlords need weapon supplies too, and I bet they pay more than you can.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Apr 17, 2014 19:23:19 GMT -5
My best friend is the hero of the story, despite the fact that I am cooler than him (Definitely a him) and more competent in every way. He also receives the attention of the only girl in our village. He's at ease with her, even though she's a hottie, whereas I cannot express my feelings to her. In spite of this, we are true friends and always look out for one another. I will never betray him. Of course you wouldn't betray me. I'm the Chosen One.
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tenshi
Patti Mayonnaise
Probably more memorable than a Charlotte title reign
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Post by tenshi on Apr 17, 2014 20:00:44 GMT -5
You know, killing demons, ghost and supernatural entities can take its toll but eating a leg of turkey that was hidden inside a brick wall will heal me from the wounds I got in battle.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Apr 17, 2014 20:03:19 GMT -5
Sure, the world is doomed and we need some hero to help save us from this utter catastrophe, but damn it, I just can't give away perfectly good merchandise for free! Besides, evil overlords need weapon supplies too, and I bet they pay more than you can. As king of this land, it is my duty to put you on the path of your quest. But what's that? You want me to use my power and influence to help you as much as I can? f*** that I'm giving you some cryptic advice and that's it, now piss off.
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wakko
Samurai Cop
Knows This
BAAAGH!!!!
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Post by wakko on Apr 17, 2014 23:22:55 GMT -5
My lone ship can save the entire planet/universe from thousands of invading alien/enemy ships shooting millions of rockets or bullets at me.
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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Apr 17, 2014 23:25:57 GMT -5
I'm a hero, I use swords.
Except when I'm a heroine, then I use white magic.
(I suddenly really want this to be a game)
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Goldenbane
Hank Scorpio
THE G.D. Goldenbane
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Post by Goldenbane on Apr 17, 2014 23:49:06 GMT -5
Great battle guys! Man, you all really beat the living crap out of me! How long did it take you to level and save money and buy equipment and find items just to take me on? Well, it was certainly all worth it, wasn't it...I mean, you murdered me dead...wait...wait a minute! OH HO HO! I've got ANOTHER form!! Fifty times more powerful and two thousand times more nonsensical than the first! Care to go for round two? I promise, if you somehow manage to beat this form there isn't a THIRD even more powerful form waiting in the wing! *snicker, giggle*
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