May 22nd & 29th spoilers

[El Cokehead del Knife Fight]

Impact, May 22nd:

* MVP, Bobby Lashley and Kenny King kick off Impact. MVP rips on the fans and talks about having power. King and Lashley also cut promos. The Wolves interrupt and attack them but get beat down. Eddie Edwards takes a spear fro Lashley. They end up beating them to the stage and Lashley spears Davey Richards off the stage through a table.

* Eric Young comes out and has words for MVP. MVP comes back out with Lashley and King. Austin Aries ends up making the save for Young to a big pop. Aries and MVP cut promos on each other.

* Austin Aries beat MVP by DQ when King and Lashley interrupted. Eric Young made the save but got beat down. MVP announces Lashley vs. Young but Dixie Carter and Ethan Carter III interrupts. Dixie wonders why MVP won't return her phone calls. This leads to Bully Ray coming out with a pipe. He chases Dixie and Ethan to the back. Ray ends up getting into it with MVP and knocked down by King. Ray gets triple teamed. Dixie comes back out with Ethan and orders him to set up a table. Ethan goes to put Ray through it but gets blocked. Dixie distracts Ray and Ethan puts him through the table any way.

* Backstage segment with The Beautiful People.

* Willow defeated Magnus in a Falls Count Anywhere match. The newcomer Bram interfered twice.

* Eddie Edwards called out MVP, King and Lashley. Davey Richards is injured and was taken away to a hospital. King comes out and lays Edwards out.

* Another backstage segment that was missed.

* Angelina Love comes out for an open challenge that's answered by Brittany. Angelina retains her Knockouts Title over Brittany after help from Velvet Sky. The Beautiful People smeared lipstick and put a brown bag on Brittany after the match until Gail Kim made the save.

* Bobby Lashley defeated Eric Young in a non-title match when King and MVP interfered. The referee went to call for the bell but MVP stopped it. MVP played like the referee was in on it. Austin Aries ran out but got beat down by Lashley. Impact ended with Lashley, King and MVP celebrating.



Partial spoilers (partial taping) for Impact, May 29:

* Bram defeated Tigre Uno in under 5 minutes. Bram went to attack Tigre after the match but Magnus came out and stopped him. Magnus challenges Bram to go at someone like Willow.

* Gunner and Mr. Anderson defeated Bro Mans. After the match, The Menagerie came out and beat down BroMans as they tried to recover from the loss.

* The crew sets up tables all around the stage. Bully Ray comes out and wants to see Dixie Carter, Rockstar Spud, Ethan Carter III, MVP, Kenny King and Bobby Lashley put through tables and won't stop until it's done. MVP, King and Lashley beat Ray down until Austin Aries, Eric Young and The Wolves make the save. We get a six-man match.

* MVP, Kenny King and Bobby Lashley defeated The Wolves and Austin Aries when MVP pinned Davey Richards.

[El Cokehead del Knife Fight]

ohmygodthislookssoboring.

Heel stable dominates for two weeks in a row.

Aries is a face, yet again.

Continuing with Dixie vs Bully Ray

[Oh Cry Me a Screwball]

While I'm glad Aries vs. MVP is continuing, the flip side to that is that Austin Aries turns yet again.

I challenge TNA to do a set of Impact tapings where no one turns.

[comahan]

I'm not sure I've ever seen a person or group of people dominate a show like this before. Not in terms of kayfabe dominance (though they do seem to beat everyone on the roster down), but the fact that theyre in like EVERY SEGMENT. Jeez.

[Magic knows Black Lives Matter]

May 7, 2014 22:45:16 GMT -5 El Cokehead del Knife Fight said:

Impact, May 22nd:

* Austin Aries beat MVP by DQ when King and Lashley interrupted. Eric Young made the save but got beat down. MVP announces Lashley vs. Young but Dixie Carter and Ethan Carter III interrupts. Dixie wonders why MVP won't return her phone calls. This leads to Bully Ray coming out with a pipe. He chases Dixie and Ethan to the back. Ray ends up getting into it with MVP and knocked down by King. Ray gets triple teamed. Dixie comes back out with Ethan and orders him to set up a table. Ethan goes to put Ray through it but gets blocked. Dixie distracts Ray and Ethan puts him through the table any way.

Well, this sounds like a f***ing mess.

[Mayonnaise]

May 7, 2014 22:49:26 GMT -5 comahan said:

I'm not sure I've ever seen a person or group of people dominate a show like this before. Not in terms of kayfabe dominance (though they do seem to beat everyone on the roster down), but the fact that theyre in like EVERY SEGMENT. Jeez.

Immortal did and I am pretty sure the Aces and Eights did around the time Angle was going to the clubhouse.

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* Austin Aries beat MVP by DQ when King and Lashley interrupted. Eric Young made the save but got beat down. MVP announces Lashley vs. Young but Dixie Carter and Ethan Carter III interrupts. Dixie wonders why MVP won't return her phone calls. This leads to Bully Ray coming out with a pipe. He chases Dixie and Ethan to the back. Ray ends up getting into it with MVP and knocked down by King. Ray gets triple teamed. Dixie comes back out with Ethan and orders him to set up a table. Ethan goes to put Ray through it but gets blocked. Dixie distracts Ray and Ethan puts him through the table any way.

[Jedi-El of Tomorrow]

Now Bully wants to beat Dixie with a pipe? Oh fantastic.

No Samuel Shaw, come on TNA bring him back. Also poor Madison Rayne, she comes back, wins the title, loses it to Angelina, only to lose her spot in the angle to Gail Kim.

[El Cokehead del Knife Fight]

Aries has also turned twice already this year.

[slappy]

lol

[Mayonnaise]

May 7, 2014 23:01:06 GMT -5 El Cokehead del Knife Fight said:

Aries has also turned twice already this year.

The one thing, and I cannot believe I am saying this, at least they are consistent with it. Aries and MVP didn't like each other before so now with MVP's godforsaken heel turn, Aries should be, and thankfully is, a face opposed to him

[El Cokehead del Knife Fight]

May 7, 2014 23:11:57 GMT -5 Mayonnaise said:

May 7, 2014 23:01:06 GMT -5 El Cokehead del Knife Fight said:

Aries has also turned twice already this year.

The one thing, and I cannot believe I am saying this, at least they are consistent with it. Aries and MVP didn't like each other before so now with MVP's godforsaken heel turn, Aries should be, and thankfully is, a face opposed to him

While that is true, Aries has turned 9 times since returning to TNA in 2011. It's just getting nuts now.

[Mayonnaise]

May 7, 2014 23:22:59 GMT -5 El Cokehead del Knife Fight said:

May 7, 2014 23:11:57 GMT -5 Mayonnaise said:

The one thing, and I cannot believe I am saying this, at least they are consistent with it. Aries and MVP didn't like each other before so now with MVP's godforsaken heel turn, Aries should be, and thankfully is, a face opposed to him

While that is true, Aries has turned 9 times since returning to TNA in 2011. It's just getting nuts now.

Oh yeah, he without a doubt suffering from Anderson Syndrome, I'm just saying for once, it makes perfect sense.

[Some Guy]

I miss Christopher Daniels.

[Tyfo]

With Aries, his character is kind of able to turn at the drop of a hat. He's more or less the same whether he's heel or face(except for those terrible few weeks they tried to make him super babyface after his World title win), so I've never really seen it as a big deal when he turns. He just fights heels instead of faces.

[They Killed the Giggler]

MVP's group should go to WWE and go after Rusev.

[kidtamagotchi]

* Bram defeated Tigre Uno in under 5 minutes. Bram went to attack Tigre after the match but Magnus came out and stopped him. Magnus challenges Bram to go at someone like Willow.

Hmm, a non-white X-division wrestler jobs in under 5 minutes to a big guy. *sings* Russo can you hear me?

I mean, were Dewey Barnes or Norv Fernum not available or something? These shows sound terrible.

[JoDaNa1281]

May 7, 2014 22:49:43 GMT -5 Magic knows Black Lives Matter said:

May 7, 2014 22:45:16 GMT -5 El Cokehead del Knife Fight said:

Impact, May 22nd:

* Austin Aries beat MVP by DQ when King and Lashley interrupted. Eric Young made the save but got beat down. MVP announces Lashley vs. Young but Dixie Carter and Ethan Carter III interrupts. Dixie wonders why MVP won't return her phone calls. This leads to Bully Ray coming out with a pipe. He chases Dixie and Ethan to the back. Ray ends up getting into it with MVP and knocked down by King. Ray gets triple teamed. Dixie comes back out with Ethan and orders him to set up a table. Ethan goes to put Ray through it but gets blocked. Dixie distracts Ray and Ethan puts him through the table any way.

Well, this sounds like a f***ing mess.

The rest of it doesn't sound too bad, but this part...well, like you said.

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Boy hell that's a lot of New Nation.

[Oh Cry Me a Screwball]

May 8, 2014 0:14:49 GMT -5 kidtamagotchi said:

* Bram defeated Tigre Uno in under 5 minutes. Bram went to attack Tigre after the match but Magnus came out and stopped him. Magnus challenges Bram to go at someone like Willow.

Hmm, a non-white X-division wrestler jobs in under 5 minutes to a big guy. *sings* Russo can you hear me?

I mean, were Dewey Barnes or Norv Fernum not available or something? These shows sound terrible.

Speaking of the X-Division, this show was brutal to them. Sanada was nowhere to be found, Tigre Uno jobbed, Austin Aries continuing his feud MVP takes his focus off the division, and Kenny King seems likely to be teaming with Lashley and feuding with The Wolves for the Tag titles.

That leaves Senada, Tigre Uno, and possibly DJ Ion as the only contenders.