It was all a dream
I used to read Raw magazine
Salt'n'Pepa and LT up in the limousine
Hangin' pictures on my wall
Every Saturday Shotgun, The Goon and Owen Hart
I let my bumps drop 'til my spine pops
Doin' coke and steroids, bigger tits than The Rock
Way back, when I had the red and black lumberjack
With the hat to match
Remember Dumpster Duke, duh-ha, duh-ha
You never thought that Daniel Bryan would leave the mid carrrrd
Now I'm in the limelight 'cause I work light
Man I'm at work, I don't have time to finish this, much as I want to...